Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy


Rule 95

Domination of Equestria - T+245 days.

“Guards! Guards! She’s collapsed help! Please!”
“Uh huh, gimme a sec.”

“Don’t you see!? I’m not making this up!”
“Yea yea, I see.”

“Why aren’t you helping her!?”
“I am.”

“You’re just standing there!?”
“Shut up Trixie, I can’t be arsed to keep listening to you yap on.”

What is wrong with these ponies!?

“Hang in there Rainbow Dash…”
“Huh...Trixie?”

“Yes Dash, It’s your Great and Powerful Cell Neighbour. It’s good to see you’re awake at least.”
“Wha...happen…?”

“You collapsed during one of your stupidly crazy workout routines. I don’t know why you’re working out like that in here but I’ve been telling you how it can’t be good for you.”
“Need...get out...kill...lord…”

“Haaa...Yes Rainbow Dash, your vendetta against the Overlord after what he did to Twilight Sparkle is well known, but you’re not doing anything worthwhile if you die!”
“Wor...it...see...light…”

"Twilight wouldn't want you to die like this!"
That’s...a lot of boots outside. Is that…? A full tactical division!?

“Guard! Is this the cell?”
“Yea, Prisoner L.”

“Right, ready the door...Now!”

What is this, a tactical insertion!? She’s a sick prisoner in a cell not a fully armed rebel bomb squad!

“The cell’s clear. Get the crash team in here.”
“No...let...die…”

“No can do. Overlord’s orders. You stay fit and healthy. Most importantly, alive.”
“Guard, why is this mare malnourished?”
“She doesn’t eat. Nothing much I’m authorised to do about it. Can’t do any kind of force feeding since Prisoner P.”

“That’s true… Will she pull through Medic?”
“Yes...At least I think so. Get some saline into her and some nutrient paste under observation and she should be alright, in time.”
“Pink...live?”

“Humm? Yes. Prisoner P is alive and healthy. Physically anyway last I looked.”
“Kill...you all...one day…”

“Keep dreaming Prisoner L. Keep dreaming. Take her to the secure medical wing. I have other things to do today.”

Get better Rainbow Dash...so long as you keep living, maybe one day you’ll get your wish…
“Will...do...Trix…”

Huh? I hadn't said anything?

Overlord Rule No:95 My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.