Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy


Rule 42

Domination of Equestria - T+220 - days.

“KILL THE PEGASUS!”
“O’ mighty Commander, ‘twill be quite a task. How will you do it, may I ask?”

“I’ll use my Sword and Plasma Cannon!”
“Sword and Plasma Cannon?”

“Sword and Plasma Cannon!”
“Plasma Cannon?”

“Plasma Cannon!”
“Plasma Cannon…”

“Yes! Plasma Cannon, and I’ll give you a sample!”

Whiiiiirrrrrrrrrr….click.
CRACK BOOM!
“Eeep!”

“That was the Pegasus!”
Now!

“Gah! Damn animals! Kill them all!”
“Commander! We’re outnumbered!”

“They’re only forest animals! We’re soldiers of the Overlord, we’re better than this!”
Only forest animals!? Did you miss the part where that forest was the Everfree!?

“North Wind, get that manticore on the left! South Wind, get that Hydra on the right!
Typhoon, get up high and use that flamer on the little ones in the back!
Hurricane Smog-
“Come on Commander, you know I hate my last name!”

“-Use your rockets on that Ursa before we get flattened!”
“We’re being overwhelmed!”

“Erupter Command, this is Thunder and Lightning Squads out in the Everfree! We need a strike on that Pegasus!”
“Copy that, confirm your status.”

“We’re facing off against what must be most of her damn animal army here!”
“Understood. Locking in your locator beacons now. Strike in ten seconds.”

“Wait, where did you say you were aiming!?”

Overlord Rule No:42 When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.