"Twilight, stop whining" Celestia said to her most faithful student "I know your upset...but I need you to keep an eye on them" Princess 'SunButt' Celestia is forcing Twilight 'Edwardjacob' Sparkle to go down to Ponyville and keep an eye on the lower class of ponies, "But I don't want to...they smell funny" Twilight stated
"Look...ill be joining you tomorrow anyway...for the summer sun celebration" Celestia told her
"Urrrghhh" Twilight moaned "Fine"
"Oh and bring this Dragon with you" Celestia handed her a purple dragon baby with green scales "I called him spike...he will be your slave for life" Twilight grabbed the dragon and left the castle.
Twilight didn't want to take the train so she asked if she could be carried via golden carriage to Ponyville...they accepted her request and as she looked down below she saw the petit commoners living in Ponyville.
"WASSUP COMMONERS" Twilight said as soon as she landed "I HAVE BEEN SENT BY YOUR GOD: PRINCESS CELESTIA!", everyone ignored her..."FINE THEN!" She turned around and saw a library...which was in a tree...interesting "I want it" Twilight said to spike "I want to live here"
"But...its a tree..." spike said
"I know that you idiot" Twilight said back as she walked in and asked the librarian if she could live in the tree
"Of course not" The librarian said.
Later that day the Librarian mysteriously vanished and was never seen again, but on the upside...Twilight now had somewhere to live.
Celestia had given Twilight a list on who to keep an eye on:
Rainbow Dash (controls the sky...don't trust her)
Fluttershy (never ignore the shy ones)
Applejack (she owns the food supply...anything could happen)
Rarity (meh)
Pinkie Pie (possible drug addict)
"There's supposed to be a Pegasus named Rainbow Dash clearing the skies" Spike said
"She's on my list...where is she?" Twilight replied
ZOOM!
"Oh hey i didn't see you there..." Rainbow Dash said, staring at Twilight Sparkle as she got out of a muddy puddle
"Hi...my names Twilight" Twilight said
"Hiya Twilight, my names Rainbow Dash" Rainbow dash put her hand out to help Twilight
"Don't touch me you commoner" Twilight said with disgust
"Alright then..." Rainbow Dash said "I'm going to go find a cloud to sleep on...PEACE!"
"She was nice" Spike said
"Spike...I hate you" Twilight said
"aww...anyway, the next pony on the list is Fluttershy" Spike said...trying to change the subject
"There she is" Spike pointed towards a yellow Pegasus with pink hair
"She looks funny" Twilight said "That mane was sooo last never"
"Well...lets say hello" Spike suggested
"fine" Twilight said "HEY YOU!"
"Um...yes..." Fluttershy whimpered
"ARE YOU FLUTTERSHY?!" Twilight asked
"yes....I...am" Fluttershy whimpered...again
"Well ok then" Twilight said as she turned around and left
"Who's next spike?" Twilight asked
"A farmer named Applejack" Spike answered
"Oh no...not a Mudpony" Twilight stuttered
"HOWDY Sugardancingwatermelon" The Mudpony said
"Um...what" Twilight replied
"Oh...its just my way of saying hello" The Mudpony had blonde hair and orange skin and spoke with an accent that I wont say because if I get it wrong then people will hate me...so...she had an accent.
"So..what is your purpose exactly?" Twilight asked
"I kick trees and I get apples" Applejack replied
"Well. That's...cool" Twilight said as she backed away slowly because Applejack was staring deep in to Twilights eyes...very uncomfortable indeed.
"Are we done yet?" Twilight moaned
"Not yet...only two more" Spike said looking at the list with his dragon like dragon eyes
"UUUUURRRGHHH!!!" Twilight was getting bored of this place...she wanted to go home
"Well they cant all be complete weir- oh my...she's so pretty" Spike had just scene a pale white unicorn called Rarity, she was making dresses,
"Hello there...welcome to my boutique" Rarity said politely
"Finally...someone with manners" Twilight said
"She's beautiful" Spike looked at her with googly eyes
"Hello...my name is Twilight Sparkle, the faithful student to your god: Princess Celestia and I've come to keep an eye on you" Twilight told her
"Well...im sure her majesty had her reasons" Rarity said
"But I don't have any reason, it was Celestia who told me to be here" Twilight said...very confused
"I was talking about Celestia" Rarity said...confused as well
"Oh..i thought since you said 'Your majesty'...never mind" Twilight excused herself out the boutique and headed outside with Spike
"I think i'm in love" Spike said
"You are a dragon...you cannot love" Twilight told him "Now...who's next?"
"An earth pony named Pinkie" Spike replied
"Oh no...not ANOTHER Mudpony" Twilight groaned
Twilight and Spike walked towards a bakery called 'Sugar-Cube Corner'
"HI THERE!" Pinkie Pie bounced out of nowhere...scaring the Unicorn and the Dragon
"AAARGH!" said Spike...having a nervous breakdown
"You must be Pinkie Pie" Twilight said "Please tell me your purpose so I can go home"
"Well" Pinkie said "I make sweets with Mr and Mrs Cake"
"Fair enough" Twilight said..."Lets go home"
At the Tree-Library-Home Twilight was bored...so she grabbed a book off the shelf that was titled: 'How to summon ancient demons' and went straight to page 42 where she saw a picture Moon God that had been trapped in the moon for a very, very long time. Twilight read the spell that would free her from her unholy bonds, she looked out the window and saw a pattern on the moon that looked like a god horse...Twilight focused her magic and looked at the moon again: the pattern had gone.