//------------------------------// // Bronies // Story: Questions and Answers // by SwagFred //------------------------------// Cool air was surrounding the enviroment as the alarm clock started to ring, a guy in the bed woke up suddenly at this noise, so he stood up, turned the clock off and walked down the stairs to his living room, over there, in the couch was a certain purple alicorn that this guy adopted, or acepted as a roomate a month ago "Morning Twi, I'm gonna prepare breakfast, you're up earlier than I tought" "Yes I know, you could do it too you know? you are not the healthier guy I know!" Twilight replied, sounding like an overprotective mom. "Hah, if you say so, I'm never gonna wake up early, not even if there's an earthquake happening" The guy said, a bit mockingly. "Wow, you were right when you said you were crazy, I haven't known anyone like you, ever" "I guess I'm unique y'know, maybe that's why you stayed living with me" The guy winked at Twilight. "No, that's not the reason, you know I forgot the spell I used to come here" The purple alicorn said as she took a chew at her sandwich I'm stuck with you in this place, with no friends" She said in a slight sad tone. "Hey, I am your friend right? And it's not that bad when you see it by the brighter side" Said the guy, trying to cheer her up. "What brighter side?" Said Twilight, because of the fact that she lived in a small two floors house, her roommate had a bad job and no car and she was alone inside all the time. "Hmm... Good point. Well, now that we're both awake, and job is in two hours, wanna play CoD?" "Oh no way! I always loose" The purple alicorn said as she stomped a hoof to the floor. "Then we play cooperative silly, heh, and you were supposed to be Celestia's prized pupil" He said touching the tip of her nose with his finger "Okay, I still don't know very much about this place y'know" After a hour and a quarter playing Call of Duty in every mode there is, the thing was getting pretty boring, so the guy had an idea to keep up the good mood. "So Twilight" "Yes?" She said, keeping her eyes on the TV. "You got to know other humans here right?" "Uh-huh" Twilight replied, concentrated in the game as if she was studyng. "What do you think about us, the humans?" The guy asked leaning a bit closer to her and moving his head as if he was avoiding bullets. "Umm... It's an intresting species, maybe someday I will study more about-, oh come on! please come revive me" Twilight said after she got down in-game. "Okay 'coming, and you know that you come from a show and all" "Yes, I still can't believe such a coincidence, It's almost unreal that I teleported to a world where my homeworld is a kids show" Twilight said in a confused tone. "Well, some grown up people also like the show, did you know that?" "Really? that's a bit strange, I mean, I like the fact that we entertain kids and all, but adults too? aren't they too big for that?" Twilight asked rising an eyebrow. "Well, that's it, I think they call themselves bronies" The guy said in a thinking tone. "Brow-nees, what a funny name, what is it, a combination of brother and pony?" Twilight said letting chuckles escape her mouth. "Uh, yea, it actually is heh" He let escape some of his own chuckles "What do you think of them? Careful, helicopter above you" The guy aked-warned. "Wow, well... I don't know, if I were a human girl and I knew there is people that likes a kids show, I would be like, confused" "Yeah, a friend of mine is a brony and he told me that they have a fandom and forums and every type of art about you in internet" Then the guy proceeded to take out his phone and searched in it's photo gallery "Check this one out" He said as he put the phone in front of Twilight's face, with a photo of Applejack and her, doing stuff... "Ugh gross" She shoved the phone apart "Hey! I got killed because of you and your weird photo!" "Yes yes, I know, people's crazy, and internet is even more crazy, and I died too" He said releasing a small laugh as they both lost at co-op in round 27. "Okay, enoug CoD for today, so this people actually have a fandom, just about us?" Twilight asked excited. "Yep, and it's pretty funny how they get crazy about new episodes and how they buy toys and make fan episodes and, pretty much everything about the show" "And are you a brony?" Twilight said as she pushed the guy's arm with her elbow. "What? no! I got to whatch your show to know more about you faster, not just by asking you a lot of questions, it can be boring learning that way" He said with an annoyed expression, one of playful annoyance. "I could have helped you with that, I am a great student" She said raising a hoof to her chest and laughing a bit. "Oh no thanks, it's enough with all I know right now" "Ok... Hey, you said there were forums, what are those?" Twilight asked tilting her head. "A forum is a site to ask questions and answer your own opinion about those" The guy explained. "And what do they ask?" "You don't want to know, really" "Tell me" Twilight squinted her eyes, daring the guy to say it. "Okay, if you insist, but don't regret it! Some times they ask things like what would have happened if, for example, another pony got to be the alicorn" He started. "Oh that would be intresting" Twilight said as she tapped her chin with a hoof. "And some times they ask wich pony is the sexiest pony, or what would happen if you and Flash ha-" He was cut off by Twilight's words. "Okay okay! stop it, I regret asking, wow, people's crazy" Twilight said as she rubbed her temples. "That's what I say" They both laughed until the phone started ringing, and the guy started to head for the door "Oh no, I'm late, seeya ,we'll keep this conversation later, bye!" The guy said as he waved to Twilight. "Bye!"