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// Would You Like A Sandwich?  
// Story: Logic Impaired 
// by CakeGrenade 
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It was a normal day in Ponyville...
Twilight was having an OCD panic attack,
Pinkie was planning parties,
Applejack was kicking trees,
Rarity was making dresses,
Spike was doing nothing what so ever,
Rainbow Dash was...sitting on a cloud,
Fluttershy was being paranoid,
And a magical rip in reality had stolen Scootaloo

wait what!!!

The mane six stopped being normal horses doing nothing to help the community and once again took their place to fight evil as...

THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY

But the only think that looked even remotely odd that came out of the magical rip was a unicorn...with purple eyes, a dark blue coat and dark pink mane...he wore a green top hat and silver rimmed glasses...very...queer.

The mane six didn't know how to react so they just shot him with lasers from their magical necklaces/crown until the weird thing stopped breathing...

But to no avail the weird thing was still breathing...

"Hi there" Said the thing

"Who are you and what happened to the chicken you stole!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled

"Oh...um..no idea what your talking about...do you want a sandwich" The thing held out a sandwich

"KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Twilight was scared of the sandwich...so with the power of her magical friendship crown she vaporised the sandwich in an instant

"Fine, I know when I'm not wanted" The thing said finally before reversing into the hole that it came from "Peace out!"

VRRRRRROOOORRRRRP

The only thing left behind was some burnt grass and a small Chicken named Scootaloo having a panic attack on the floor in front of the mane six

"That was fun..." Pinkie pie said before going back to her secret party cave from that yak episode in season 5 (spoilers) "We should do it again sometime"

Everyone laughed awkwardly before deciding to go back to the thing they were doing before the thing appeared