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// On-the-job-training 4.2774536657 DO NOT READ... SANITY WARNING! 
// Story: Should I? 
// by The Collapsed Library 
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Twilight walked out of the room and proceeded to punt the already unconcious changel- Y'know what? Lets call 'em bugs, much shorter than their real name... No wait! Lets call 'em ants, yes definitely ants, across the hall. She did this not for plot advancement, but because she could. She walked out into the middle of the hall and noticed with her sparkle-powers that the chapel containing the queen ant was right below her. Quickly deciding this was for plot convenience she used her laser vision, which she totes had, cut the floor in half. Then her and the navy seals, did I mention the guards she met were navy seals? Like honest to (insert deity here) seals with like laser weapons, or maybe they were narwhals? Narwhals are waaaaaay more magical and waaaaaay cooler than stupid seals right? Anyways, Twilight and her navy seals (they call themselves that because narwhals have a superiority complex) crashed through the roof and fell into the middle of what would've been a mexican standoff, except the queen ant and her ant-ly bodyguards weren't paying attention to the room at large. Celestia had already broken free of the cocoon(eww) and was pullin off some sweet 360 no scopes with her god-powers. Cadence had been brought out of the caves, which sparkle also knew about for plot convenience, and was currently playing poker with Twilight's peasants. Shining armor was high off his holy livin ass, and as per usual was completely useless. Even Blueblood, the most peasant-y of peasants when compared to Twilight's greatness, was armwrestling with one of the guards who'd been in the chapel at the time of the attack. Twilight decided to walk up to the "queen" to figure out why she wasn't bowing down to her, clearly superior, foe.

"NagNagNag MeMeMe, Narcissism Narcissism Narcissism Narcissism!" The queen said in her (insert deity here) awful voice. When Twilight, in her benign greatness, tapped upon her shoulder, the queen turned and said, "MEMEMEMEMEME! Narcissism Narcissism Narcissism Narcissism!"

Getting rather bored of her one-sided discussion with the, clearly inferior, queen of the ants, Twilight elected to punch her out the window. As the queen sailed away into the sky, she could be heard saying, "MEMEMEMEMEME, I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!" Followed by a crash as she fell into the, obviously fake, sky backdrop. Everyone knew that there was no sky of course, so no-one was surprised when the queen punched a hole through theirs and fell into the nothingness which was only there because sparkle, for all her benign godliness, was inherently lazy when she made this planet for her creations. Did I mention that Twilight was the being which created this, peasant filled, universe? Anyways, so the wedding was saved and everyone decided that instead of a wedding, they should celebrate Twilight's greatness. There were parades and Twilight even pulled people from other dimensions to come enjoy the party, the narrator was there, the proof-reader, but not the author. Twilight didn't like the author very much, he smelled and had 5 fingers on each hand. He also regularly bathed, who does that? So anyways as the author continued to write this (insert deity here) awful chapter, everyone worshiped Twilight sparkle. The made a giant gold effigy of her, and threw all manner of riches at it's feet. They also threw some old stallion, waving two plates around and ranting and raving about commandments, at it's feet. The author has decided to quit now, so he's going to stop writing.