//------------------------------// // intermission of jocular purpose, An // Story: A mare and her dog // by cammera //------------------------------// intermission of jocular purpose, An. Or Shit. Applejack walked along a path with Winona. ONLY IT WAS A HARDCORE PATH. And she walked it, yeah. And she was like "Yo fucking dog don't you disappear" And Winona was like "Nuh-uh" And she disappeared. Applejack cursed in, like, a thousand thousand languages and kept walking KEPT WALKING THE HARDCORE PATH. WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND LASER SHARKS AND SHIIIIIIIIIIII-. Only the rocket launchers weren't hardcore enough and exploded. FIERY EXPLOSIVE EXPLOSIONS OF FIRE AND THE EXPLOSIONS WERE SO EXPLOSIVE THEY, LIKE OPENED A MOTHERFUCKING PORTALINE PORTAL OF PORTALNESS AND HARDCORENESSNESS. YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER YOUR INBRED ENCEPHALUM[1] CAN'T EVEN BEGIN UNDERSTANDING THE PORTALINESSNESS OF THE PORTALINE PORTAL AND HOW HARDCORE IT WAS. AND A FUCKING HARDCORE HORSE FLEW OUT OF IT AND SHE WAS LIKE "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" NO WAIT I FORGOT THE CAPS ON AND PRESSED SHIFT AND SHIT[2] AND SHE WAS LIKE "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"[3]AND A FUCKHUGE BLUE DRAGON OF ICE AND SHIT TRIED TO FOLLOW HER BUT SHE WAS SO HARDCORE, SHE FARTED AND HER FART ALIGHTED AND THE FIERY FIRE MELTED THE DRAGON[4] it wa- IT WAS HARDCORE AS SHIT. AND THE HARDCORE PEGASUS SAW APPLEJACK AND GOT LIKE "frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrffrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrf" I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FRFRFRFRFRFR IS OR HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT BUT I AM SURE ITS HARDCORE AS SHIT AND APPLEJACK WAS LIKE "Wait what the fuck" AND WINONA APPEARED ONLY TO DISSAPEAR FOR FIVE DAYS. I AM SURE SHE WAS DOING SOMETHING HARDCORE. THEN THE PEGASUSUS KEPT STARING AT APPLEJACK[5] AND SOME FAGGOT WROTE LIKE SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND WORDS ABOUT THE PEGASUSUSUS STARING AT APPLEJACK IT WASN'T HARDCORE SO I'LL JUMP THE PART WHERE YEARS PASSED AND NOTHING HAPPENED. THE PEGASUSUSUSUS WALKED TO APPLEJACK AND GOT LIKE "frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfr" AGAIN. I am starting to think the pegasusususus wasn't so hardcore after all. AND APPLEJACK GOT LIKE "Wait what the fuck?" again. AND THE PEGASUSUSUSUSUS TOOK A BANANA FROM APPLEJACK'S BAG WHICH WAS LIKE HARDCORE HUGE BECAUSE IT WAS HARDCORE AND GOT LIKE "Yo let's do lewd things with this banana" AND APPLEJACK GOT LIKE "K"[7] AND THEY DID LEWD THINGS WITH THE BANANA THE BANANA CRIED THE FUCKING END. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [1] Haha he said phalum [2] hAHA HE RHYMED [3] I USED THAT HOST BECAUSE THE URL HAS ALL THE LETTERS IN CAPS. AND THAT'S HARDCORE. [4] Well, not in a literal way. It was more of an emotional kinda thing, very purple-prossy. [5] In a not-hardcore way[6] [6] It was kind of creepy actually. [7] WHICH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN JUST SAYING ok OR okay OR alright