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// Make A Joke 
// Story: Cupcakes (Choose Ending!) 
// by Sputniik 
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Note: please reread, this was very heavily edited!


Pinkie watched as Rainbow Dash screamed in pure terror. One wing was mercilessly sliced off, the other bruised and scarred. Her fur was wet and bloodstained, and the maniac was soon headed for her cutie mark. Dash looks at Pinkie, watching her weapon near her limbs. She has a chainsaw in her hooves, smiling evilly, then she lifts it up, bringing it down, but stops as she hears Rainbow scream.
"WAIT!!!" she yells. Pinkie frowns and throws the chainsaw down.

"Aww, Dashie, it was just getting fun! So.... you finally some kind of rebuttal now, huh?" Pinkie smiles and folds her hooves.
"Well? Go on..." She says, tapping her hoof on the chainsaw. Rainbow looks up to Pinkie then sighs.

"Please don't do this, Pinkie please! Im begging you, have you even heard the stallion who was torchered, but got his whole left side of his body cut off?" Rainbow said. Pinkie tilted her head, wondering if she was being literal.
"Uh, no? Must be painful! Is he Okay?" Pinkie asked, with almost too much concern.

"Oh, he's all RIGHT now!" Rainbow joked, seeing a smile crack on the edge of Pinkie's lips, but quickly faded.
Rainbow held back hysterical laughter, causing her face to turn purple.

"Oh! Remember the Lunar Eclipse yesterday? Looks like two sisters didn't get along very well!" Rainbow laughed. The two giggled for several moments until Pinkie turned to get a blade and knife. Her mane was still in it's flat state the whole time, though. Rainbow didn't even care what Pinkie would do to her. She was just glad she had the last laugh.... with her friend.

Pinkie Pie turned, knife and blade in hoof, then came towards the pegasus, eyes shut tight, ready for the worst. She lifted up the knife and blade, Rainbow hugging her tight with one free hoof, still smiling. Pinkie sent down the knife and blade, slicing...
"H-huh?" Rainbow stuttered.
Rainbow opened her eyes, seeing her hindegs free, as Pinkie sliced open the last ropes, gravity sending her down to the floor. Rainbow looked up.
"Huh?" She repeated, dumbfounded. Pinkie gasped Rainbow howled in pain, blood still leaving the scars and gashes in her body. She was a monster....
She bent down to hug Rainbow Dash and carefully lifted her onto her back. 
"I... Couldn't loose a friend who constantly brings me joy, now, could I?" She whispered, as Rainbow slightly smiled.