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// Everypony "Loves" Discord 
// Story: Internal Randomness 
// by halothair 
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Twilight Sparkle was doing calculations with her friends, and she turned to them and said, 

"Okay, girls, there's a 92% chance that the death of all life in Ponyville was due to one of you, a 5% chance that time travel was involved, a 2% chance that Fluttershy was the culprit, and then there's only a 1% chance that Discord was behind everything."

Before she could continue, Rainbow Dash tore the paper out of her friends hooves.
"I knew it!" she cried. She then flew out to beat the dragon-crap out of Discord for no good reason.
Everypony else said, "Celestia damn it, Dash."