//------------------------------// // Begging of lessons // Story: So this is the human world? // by Dark Nightshade //------------------------------// Everyone was still gathered around the statue in front of Canterlot High as they waited for Taissy to return when they heard the sound of someone falling down right at the portal. They all quickly turned and saw what appeared to be Taissy but wearing desert camo instead of forest. "What happened to her clothes?" Rarity asked, slightly horrified at all the different yellows. "I don't even see the point in a camo of that color," Applejack said. "It completely throws out the idea of hiding." Before any more could be said Taissy came back through and huffed. "Sorry the others were giving me issues," She then looked down at what most would assume to be her twin. "Did Three short out?" "Well, they are all magical constructs, and with less magic here it's likely." Twilight says with a shrug. Taissy then sighs and stepped over to Three before swiftly kicking her side with her boot and shouting "COMMANDER ON DECK!! GET YOUR LAZY REAR UP AND AT'EM!!!!" As soon as the words left her mouth Three shot to her feet and stood at attention. Pinkie zoomed in and stood next to her. Everyone could then see how much taller Three was to the rest of them standing at almost seven feet tall. "Ma'am yes Ma'am!" Three bellowed out in a voice identical to Taissy's drawing everyone's eyes to her flawless face. "Dang..... You weren't lieing when you said that they were identical" Rainbow Dash says with a chuckle. "Well, besides the fact that one is taller and has much larger boobs." Rarity swiftly slapped the back of Rainbow's head. "OW! What was that for?" "You don't just go around making comments about the size of a lady," the fashionista scoffs. "Commander, what are your orders?" Three asked. "Can you project my mom's wedding?" Taissy asked. "Of course!" Three said. She turned around and walked to the same side of the statue that Taissy was going to use and a light came from her eye, signaling that she was projecting the video. The others crowded around her to see the video. "That was beautiful!" Rarity sobbed. She dabbed her eyes with a handkerchief. "You both looked so beautiful!" Ponyshy blushed as she said "Thank you." "I've always wondered what you looked like as ponies," Sci-Twi said as she rubbed her chin in thought. "It was kind of easy to tell who was who, except for the girl that officiated your wedding. Who was that?" "That was Mayor Mare," Princess Twilight. "So far, I haven't met her human counterpart. Anyway, what do you guys want to teach the kids first?" "Just so we can get the awkwardness over with, I say sex," Rarity said. "I agree," Humanshy said. "What's that?" Candy Burn asked. "That proves my point," Rarity said. "Their very above average attractive girls, and if theres one thing that makes the boys at this school go crazy, that is it." "That and the size of Three's boobs," Rainbow Dash commented. Rarity glared at her. "Anyway, I'm assuming that you two are busy with a honeymoon or something," Rarity said glancing between Ponyshy and Princess Twilight. "Talk about sex all you want," Taissy said. "I already know more then you think." "First of all, human sex is probably quite different then pony sex," Rarity said. "Second of all, how?" Taissy shrugged. "I was made by an interdemensional group of pervs," Taissy said. "Obviously, the people who designed me thought ahead and uploaded some....stuff to my AI." Rarity shuddered. "Ew," she said. "Eh, it's not that bad, most of the time," Taissy said. "All images like that are bad," Rarity said. "No, I meant avoiding the pictures," Taissy said. "The images and videos themselves are kinda graphic, but I can handle them." "Well, that's good. Anyway, back to the point. Sexually, humans and ponies are quite different," Rarity said. "So, let's get this lesson over with."