"Mm! I love the wind riding in my mane like this! You should try it coronal Buttface!"
As my mane rides in the wind I speak to "Coronal Buttface" who, has my cutie mark on his face, so I call him Buttface! Ever since the Zebra barbarian pony war, he's been having that on his face ever since, oh, how we laughed!
"If you will excuse my rudeness, princess...But don't call me "Buttface" ever again, you keep saying it and it's getting on my nerves..."
"Oh, come on! You sound (snicker) so cute (snicker) with that name! heh ah..."
I try my best to hold it in, oh, good thing we are here at...hm...let's see....Cakeville? Hm. Good one Discord...Well played!
"Land here."
"But princess, this is where Discord would-"
I give him a stern look and he immediately shuts up! Holy me! Thank you Fluttershy!
"Did I COMMAND you to speak? No, I don't recall, so shut it!"
He mumbles something I can't hear, ohh....I forgot he has one of the softest voices in Equestria...
"Ah! If it isn't my partner in crime, Celestia! OH! I'm sooo glad you could come to my Birthday party!"
Buttface and I looked on, to see Discord head to...hooves with chocolate cake...wow, that cake looks good...
"Discord? It really is YOUR birthday?"
"Well, ya see princess, pinkie pie here saw that Discord hasn't ever had a B-day, so she threw im' a birthday party...She asked what the hey he would like as a present, and ah'm sure you know where i'm goin' with this..."
I stare at Discord, who now for some reason was sitting in a foot stool, with a mini Applejack on his "hand" and was imitating Applejack's words. I snickered at that, he was about to burst as well, he then shoved it away behind him every time AJ would look at him.
"So I wanted a giant cake the size of Ponyville, chaotic style...Good thing Pinkie over here knows what I like!"
He pulls Pinkie from off screen and puts her in a hug....(What? Have a problem that I broke the 4th wall? It's my telling, so I make up the rules! Trollestia 1, Story Creator 0!)
"Well...um...*ahem* anyways...Happy birthday Discord?"
He pulls ME into a hug out of nowhere, and says,
"Thank you thank you! Oh! I've never had a birthday party with sooo many friends! and you too writer! Thank you for making this! I promise to repay you!"
Oh, great, I forgot Discord has the 4th wall break ability as well...
He's NOT the only one!
Oh, look who joined the cross-dimensional party!
Will you two PLEASE get off this thred?! THIS IS MY STORY!
Fine...You're such a party pooper, Celestia...
Yah...What he said...
Anyways...Back to the Equestrian world...
"Yes....so how about some cake, Discord?"
"I would love to share with my friends..of course you can have some!"
Discord, out of nowhere....again, proofed us 8 a plate and some cake, mine with extra frosting, of course. Everypony besides Twilight start eating their cake.
"Are you alright, Twilight? I know this isn't how a REAL party goes, but Discord likes his B-days his way...You get used to it after a million years..."
"Well...I guess you're right...I just need to let him have his way...I guess...."
"Hey, what are we whispering about?"
Suddenly, Discord was in between our conversation...Somepony please remind me to send him to the SUN later...
"Well...does anypony want ice cream?"
***Somewhere Someplace***
"And that's how TRIXIE defeated the two legged beast!"
"GET OUTA HERE!"
"BOO!"
"BOO! YOU STINK!"
"Well, at least Trixie can do REAL magic tricks! Unlike all of you talent-less ponies!"
The crowd roared with anger, throwing tomatoes and hey fries at the fake display of magic.
"Fine then, Trixie will find magic herself and DESTROY you all! Worthless, Trixie says!"
Trixie ran off her stage...to where we do not know....