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// Discord 
// Story: Dream Come True 
// by SprocketProductions 
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Metalwing and I had been married for weeks and were telling each other how much we loved each other non stop. He had a wing intimately wrapped around me as we began to step outside the door to the physical manifestation of pure insanity. I paused, looking at the nonsensical transformation that had somehow happened overnight. I looked at Gear and told him to get help as he fluttered out, flipping over as he exited the house. Was my home... upside down? I began to step further out of the door, my front half now feeling extremely light as I proceeded. Once I was fulky outside the door, I fell toward the ceiling of the porch.

A balloon with a face drawn on it floated in my direction, "Close the door! You're letting all the negative gravity out!"

"What?" I looked at the balloon, genuinely confused as Metalwing fell out and closed the door behind him.

The latex bladder of helium formed into an odd mix-matched creature, "Forgive me, I haven't even introduced myself... I'm Discord, the god and embodiment of all chaos!"

His voice... it sounded just like... it WAS Que from Star Trek: The Next Generation. That was going to get frustrating. Not that I didn't like the voice, it was a great voice, but I would have a hard time with names. I looked up at Que with another confused expression and meant Discord.

"Oh, you're the pony I decided- er... will decide? I will decide to grant you a wish and transport you from your universe full of humans to Equestria as your current form. Hmm... you're a beautiful pony... were you a beautiful human?" Spoke the odd creature.

I looked at him, slightly more relaxed, "Actually, I was a guy... this current form is actually a character I thought of and I suppose as her, I'm a part of this universe now."

"Oh, a change of sex as well? How interesting I will be! Tell me what you've done in and to this universe! I must know!" Exclaimed Que- er... Discord.

I looked at him, "Wait, you're still a villain, aren't you? You're evil?"

"What? Me? Evil?" He made a sad anime-like expression, "Why in the world would you think such a thing?"

I spoke, "Put my house back."

"What?"

"Prove you're not evil, put my house back."

The draconequus laughed loudly, leaning back as he floated. Clearly, he wasn't going to put my house back without a kind of motivation. I had been experimenting with magic and had learned how to teleport my chakram to me at will. He was distracted from me through laughter as my circular weapon materialized next to me. I spun it as I swiftly moved the disk a few inches from the creature's nose.

"Let me rephrase. Put my house back, or else."

Discord's eyes opened as his smile changed to a shocked frown. He obliged to my request and I dematerialized my weapon into its minidimension I had magically created. Metalwing and I ran out and slipped on the road made of... soap water? This day just kept getting weirder and weirder. Metalwing flew as I used my alternate robotic legs I could easily switch out to control my trajectory across the slippery streets. I got to the town hall and jumped, being attracted by the opposite gravity of the building. I opened the door to flickering lights when I heard a voice.

"S-Sp-Sprocket?" Squeaked the female voice.

I looked in the direction of the sound, "Mayor Mare, are you okay? What happened?"

"Dis-Disc..." stuttered the terrified pony.

I comforted her before exiting through the other side of town hall and jumping from uprooted piece of earth to other uprooted piece of earth. They were all twisted in odd directions with their own unique force of gravity. Que was probably laughing his pants off and on watching me stumble to navigate the nonsensical environment. I eventually found my way to the library where I thought I would find the mane six to alert them. Instead of the six ponies of contrasting personalities, I found a flock of sheep... all bouncing around all over the walls. I sat in the middle of the library full of hyperactive bouncing sheep, feeling hopeless. Was this Ponyville now?

I let the sheep all bounce out of the library, following them and hearing what sounded like a firey puke. Poor Spike must've been sick while all this was traspiring. Metalwing swooped in and picked me up, flying me far up and setting me down on a pink cloud. I flinched as I thought I was going to fall through, but it was solid as the usual ground. I looked at the cloud and realized it was made of a fuzz-like material. This cloud was made of cotton candy. I magically ripped some off and put it in my mouth. Sure enough, it was a strawberry flavored cotton-like edible fluff. It was soft, extremely soft, and it felt warm to the touch. Metalwing landed next to me to comfort me, wrapping a protective wing around my side and sweetly rubbing me.

Disque's laugh boomed across the thoroughly molsted landscape as a rainbow fired up and arced toward  him, firing a bright light in every direction. When everything cleared, the town was back to normal. I stood there on the ground, dumbfounded as I starred at the statue of Discord laughing. The mane six landed on the ground a few meters from it. Metalwing was on a cloud above me, having the same reaction. As ponies cheered, I had no idea what to do, so I began to snicker. I started to giggle as ponies gathered around the mane six. I threw my head back , chuckling. Eventually, I fell back with an all out belly laugh, genuinely tickled by the absurdity of what happened that day.

I regained my composure as Metalwing arrived next to me, "So what now?"

"Well, I could go for some more cotton candy..." I stated.

We both chuckled as we made our way to the market district.