Ever since I got to the lab I searched everywhere for something interesting and useful, and guess what? I found nothing... All I found are some canned beans, that are god damn everywhere, for example in every room there's at least 5 cans of beans, why would anyone need so many beans? But today I had a little luck and I found something else except beans, I found some potions that contain liquid magic, but the problem is that they are very unstable, but who cares? I can work with them anyway, better than beans.
As I was working with the magic potions, I had to be very careful, one wrong step and everything goes to hell. Why was I working with those you ask? Well I needed a weapon, and I saw some prototypes of guns that use magic bullets, so of course, I stole some of the plans, and memorized the process. I was trying to make a standard magic revolver. The gun itself wasn't that hard to make, it took me 2 days, but the problem was the bullets, they were giving me a hard time, but I managed to make 5 bullets, enough to fill the gun, but I still needed more, as I tried to make another bullet I felt a presence getting closer to me, but I couldn't look, if I did the whole place would explode.
I felt the presence getting closer and closer, then I felt something soft pressing into my back, the I heard someone whispering in my ear, someone that I met before. "Hello there cutie, did you miss me?" The spider pony from before said as I shivered and did something that I never wanted to happen, I spilled the magic potion into an unstable substance, the one word came out in my mind as I got hugged by the spider pony: 'Fuck.'
As the ponies of Canterlot were going on with their day, a sudden loud explosion was heard causing panic everywhere. The guards were rushing to the location of the explosion to investigate, when they got there they found two weird creatures, one was an ape-like creature in a lab outfit with pale skin, pink eyes and blue hair, the hair being done into two ponytails, while the other was a bit more weird. Her lower body was that of a spider, while her upper body was similar with the other one, but her chest was way bigger and her head was similar with the head of a pony, her fur white and with red main, while the spider part was black with red. The spider one was hugging the other one who had an annoyed expression. The guards quickly got in position and surrounded the hole that the two were in.
"Ughhhh...what happen?" I was felling like shit. The explosion fucked up my senses and my eyes are burning. After a few seconds I started felling something soft pressing onto my back and I heard a voice from behind. "Oh I'm so sorry my little princess! I promise I'll make it up to you. *purr*" I quickly realized the owner of that voice as she purred. 'That god damn spider...' 'Oh but I like her!' 'Of course you do!'
And of course to show my appreciation I gave her a piece of my mind. "Get off me you mutated overgrown spider!" I was kicking the air as I was screaming for her to let go of me while making the small ponies that surround us look even more shocked, why are they here? Dunno. But instead of letting go of my body the spider-pony-thing hugs me even harder.
But how weren't I killed by the explosion? Well that's just luck I guess. One of the ponies started running calling for some guards but I was to occupied screaming and kicking to see that.
After a few minutes of me screaming and calling the spider pony all the names under the sun a voice is heard. "In the name of princess Celestia I order you two creatures to surrender and come with us!" The voice came from a white unicorn stallion with blue hair. He was wearing some kind of golden armor with a shield and stars on it. He would be intimidating if he wasn't a cute adorable pony, but what can I say? I'm a 5 foot tall girl in a lab costume carrying a revolver on my belt. Yep I'm as intimidating as a little kitty.
Around that unicorn were other ponies dressed in armor, wait is that gold armor? Are this guys idiots? Armor made out of gold is useless! Why not wear cheese instead you twats! "Shut the fuck up you crayola unicorn! Can't you see I'm fucking busy? Bugger off you cunt!" I screamed back at him with all the toxicity I learned from my young years.
After I said that all of those guard ponies took a step back in shock from the tone of my voice and how many times I cursed, lady-like eh? After he got back to his senses he seemed to get angry and shouted at the other golden idiots to capture us. But as they started to move I aimed the revolver at the head of the unicorn in golden armor to give him a quick death, but as I wanted to press the trigger the god damn spider bitch tightened her hug and got a defensive stance while saying something that I didn't understand because I was trying to kill that guy but this bitch makes me miss and shoot in the air because of the pressure of the hug.
The sound of the revolver made everyone stop and look at me shocked while the spider pony still didn't let me go, god dammit! "Are you going to let me go already?" I asked the spider-pony, hmm I need to ask for her name, calling her spider pony is to long.
"Hehe sorry." She said as she gently let me go. As I was finally free I looked at the surrounding guards as the looked a little scared, then out of the sky a dead crow fell on the head of a guard knocking him out. "What the!?-" The leading guard said, but was interrupted by my voice: "Fast, this way!" I said as I took the spider's hand and pulled her in the direction of the fallen guard that was making an opening in their formation.
The leading guard couldn't react in time and screamed after a few seconds at his "soldiers". "Don't let them escape!" As the guards started running I turned my head back, and quickly shot the leaders leg with my revolver, I didn't killed him because if I get caught I won't be charged as much as I would if I killed him.
"AGHH!" His scream stopped the rest of the guards as they looked at their captain as my shot landed in his upper front leg, making a hole in the armor like it was nothing, because it was a shit armor. As blood started coming from the wound the others searched for a medic but he shouted at them. "Leave me, go after them before they escape!" But before the guards could do anything we were gone, so they decided to get the leader at the infirmary.
In a dark alley:
I was breathing heavily as we hid in a dark alley. Looking back I saw that we weren't followed, the moment I realized that, I sat down exhausted. Seeing this the spider pony moved closer and started petting my hair. "It's ok now dear, we're good now." She said with a small smile. "Oh and sorry about all that thing with hugging you and scaring you, I was just so excited to find someone as cute as you. So let's start this over, my name is Kimo!"
Looking at her soft and cute smile I decided to trust her a little. "Fine...my name, is Jinx." I told her the name that I was given in the other world. "Anyway, do you have any idea what the hell are we supposed to do now? You know, since because of you my lab exploded." My voice having a hint of anger.
"Hehehe well, there could be something, hehehe." She started a kinda creepy laugh as she got closer and closer to me. 'Oh fuck, I knew I shouldn't trust her!' I tried to run but I tripped on a web placed by her as she started covering my body in her web, the silky web felt kinda nice, well exept that I'm covered like a mummy, is kinda nice. The only problem I had is that I couldn't hear shit as I felt that we started moving, but without seeing the time passed a little quicker, but I had no clue to where we were.
Then I heard her voice. "Don't worry I won't hurt you, I will just bring you back to my hotel room from the castle since I'm a guest there. Oh I forgot to tell you, I'm the Queen of Spiders, maybe you noticed that my name comes from the word spider, didn't you, hehe?" 'Why does this always happen to me?' 'Because you're mean!' 'Shut the hell up!'