Today we will be going over true facts about: Changelings.
Changelings are a relatively unknown subspecies of Equus Intelligencia, of which you are a part. It is not quite sure how they are related to ponies, but scholars believe it probably involved a kinky night with a Zebra. And a buffalo.
Changelings are widely known for their transformative magic specialty, which allows them to don a disguise and adopt the physical characteristics of any other known pony species. They are the color-changing magicians of the Everfree. How a changeling determines which colors to use is a mystery, because it can't see in color. Like a lactose intolerant cheese maker, changelings are unaware of their own gift.
Changelings live in what is called a Hive, a sort of messy gooey structure underground
Here in the safety of the hive the changelings divide themselves into a number of different jobs, ranging from building, guarding and gathering. The gatherers job is to go out and seduce unwitting ponies, preferably after a few drinks, and take them back to the hive where they are then cocooned and then placed on the walls of the Hive for future love draining.
Most changelings are reported to feed on the energies generated from Love. How this happens is largely a mystery, but scientists are sure it involves some weird Dementor style magic shit to eat that tasty love, which tastes like chicken... Love.
At the top of the Hive Hierarchy is the Queen, who is largely the sole provider of all Changeling eggs.
The Changeling queen come in many shapes, colors, and shades.
Of ugly.
It's like a rainbow.
Of ugly.
The drone Changelings are tiny by comparison. Like a tiny little filly.
When it is time to mate the smaller male climbs on the back of the queen.
Preferably while she is eating.
If she gets bored, like this one clearly has, she will eat his face.
Then the rest of him.
It is the ultimate decision for the male.
Stay alive. Get laid. Stay alive? Get laid?
The changeling penis- oh, really? We always do this! Just once I want to be able to read a script and not have to worry about reading about some creature's penis!
Fine...
The changeling penis is solely sexual in nature. Seeing as changelings feed on emotional energy, no physical waste is produced. And, in cases where no other females are present, a changeling penis can serve as an ovipositor to deposit a changeling egg into a mare.
Dirty science.
After the Queen's eggs are fertilized, she lovingly and gingerly puts them in some random freaking hole in the walls of the hive.
And they are guarded by the Queen till they hatch, into the cutest little freaks in the world.
These little babies are not so good at the shape shifting, but they do the best they can.
Cover your tracks up, little man. Don't get caught by nopony.
Just remember, there is always somepony out there looking for love.
So go out there and find your changeling lover, then stick your ovipositor in-actually that part doesn't really apply.