Target: Equestria

by Scourge the yellow cat


A Rude Awakening *Modified*

Canterlot, Equestria
Time:1400, May 12, 2016
Where has Celestia gone? thought Princess Luna. She has been gone for a week now...not only that but the changlings seem to act...strange. even for them.

"PRINCESS LUNA!" yelled a guard who bursted in right then, "WE FOUND A-" but before he could continue, a noise was heard overhead, followed by an explosion...right at Sweet Apple Acres.
"EVERYPONY," yelled Luna, "GET TO SWEET APPLE ACRES NOW!" For some reson, even though she couldn't put her hoof on it, Luna felt that whatever had crashed at the acres, was involved in all of Equestria's problems.....


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Sweet Apple Acres, Equestria
Time:1435, May 12, 2016
Finally, thought Applejack, my apple cider is ready for the aniversary of Equestria's birth. As Applejack went to go tend to the barn, she heard a sound that sounded like a whale's moan...as well as suddenly the sun was blotted out, causing everything around her to go dark. What the tar- Applejack stopped her thought as she looked behind her shoulder, as a giant object crashed into her much beloved cider from the sky...

"M'AH APPLE CIDER!" Yelled a very, VERY ticked off Applejack, who ran at the 'greedy wierd-looking creature' and started rear-kicking it. It only recoiled about a foot before Applejack got a broken leg as a thank-you from the creature, which made a metalic THUNK."GAH!" Screamed Applejack in pain. Well, I better check out this feller. thought Applejack as she checked out the creature. She was suprised by what she found.

The first thing that gave her a 'Hi there' was a symbol that she knew, but a bit different. It was the Wonderbolts symbol, but there was a 6-sided lightning bolt*, instead of the 7-sided thunderbolt. Not only that, but the wings looked more like razor-like wings instead of the pegasi wings, which gave her fear inside. beside the nightmare-fuel Wonderbolts symbol, was the Amareican (get it? American? Anyways,) flag, but with 50 stars instead of the 50 horseshoes. Applejack suddenly realized that this wasn't a drunk-addicted-odd minion of Discord, but instead a alien machine of war.

She had to warn everypony! This could wipe out the planet with ease! Applejack tried to get up, when she drifted into uncounscious...

-----1 hour later-----
Applejack was unconscious for an hour. But she heard a noise that woke her up.

"GREAT JOB TRYING TO KILL US AND THE COMMANDER OF SOCOM!"

Applejack peered around a corner of the machine-o'-doom, and saw 2 giant hairless alien (aliens? maybe Battleship? Google it) apes in uniforms yelling at each other. She took a small step forward.

"YOU ARE GONNA-"

*twinkle*

Applejack looked down at her non-broken leg in horror as she saw that she stepped on a broken bottle of APPLEJACK'S APPLE CIDER (Now winning 10 years in a row!). The screaming hairless uniformed alien apes stoped yelling, one walked to Applejack's hiding side. Please go away,please go away. thought Applejack, hoping that would happen.

It didn't.

The uniformed hairless alien ape walked right in front of Applejack. They locked eyes. The uniformed hairless alien ape had 2 bluish-greenish eyes that seemed to show great sadness with glasses, on its face was a nose and a mouth, skin was a perfect color of peach, and had blond hair.

"What the hel-?" said the uniformed hairless alien ape (that can talk!?!). Then,

"AAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH!" Yelled a very startled Applejack, "A TALKING HAIRLESS UNIFORMED ALIEN APE!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH!" Yelled the talking uniformed hairless alien ape, "A TALKING ORANGE WIDE-EYED HORSE!!!"

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Yelled a yellow cat wearing a black sleeve-less jacket and jeans walking to the scream-at-the-alien compitition.

"IT TALKS!" Applejack and the talking uniformed hairless alien ape both replied at the same time while pointing at each other.
The cat sighed. "Private Wilson, you are releived." Said the cat. 'Private Wilson' walked back to the deathatron 9000 as the cat was inspecting the dent caused by Applejack earlier. Applejack started to cry when she knew she was going to die...

"What caused this?" Asked a impressed cat, talking about the dent when it realized Applejack was crying. The cat walked to Applejack, knelt before her, and brought out a cloth. "There there," said the cat in a caring voice as it wiped the tears from Applejack's eyes, "Theres no need to fear. I know how it feels."

Applejack was taken back by the alien cat.

"Wh-Wha?" She said, "Why did you invade here? Whats wrong with your country or planet???"

The cat looked to the symbols (mostly to the flag), and started to cry, whispering "I will come back..." then cried. Applejack saw that she said the wrong thing. She tried to get up but cried in pain as she put pressure on the broken leg. The cat stopped crying as it heared the cry and called for a 'medic', whatever that is, seconds later, a docter came over to help the leg.

"Cause of injury?" Ask the medic.

"Kicked that." Replied Applejack, nodding to the machine.

The cat said "What is your name m'am? That was an impressive amount of damage to a steel heli inflicted by an melee attack."

"What?" Said a confused Applejack.

"Sorry, a heli is like this thing," the cat motioned to the machine, "there are many types of heli's, but this type is called a battleheli, on our planet it is basicly a flying battleship. Will explain our tech later, but what is your name? and as I said earlier, nice amount of damage."

Applejack blushed, then replied "Awww shucks, name's Applejack, you?"

"Sorry, Scourge and SOCOM, at your service." Said Scourge, doing a mock bow to Applejack, who giggled.

"Alright," Said the medic, "Try to walk now." Applejack tried, and she could walk again!

"APPLEJACK! GET AWAY FROM THE MONSTERS!!!" Yelled a white stallion in golden battle armor and helmet. Applejack was helpless to do anything as she watched in horror as the two sides clashed into battle.

"FOR EQUESTRIA AND THE SUN!!!" Yelled the Equestrian Army, charging at the crash site.

"FOR EARTH!!!" Yelled SOCOM as they charged at the Equestrian Army.

Then a blur of red came...