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// Green aura, Celestia, Fate, and other gooy moosh. 
// Story: Fate, Changelings, War, and Romance 
// by KittyKatKitKat 
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	"Ugh...My head....I don't think I slept right..."

As I get up from my bed, my head hurts like it just got a buck from this Applejack that RD always talks about...Well, at least I woke up, right?

"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING SLEEPY HEAD!!!"

My eyes shoot awake, I see RD sitting on my chest like a cat! But, jeez, she's...kinda heavy!

"HOLY SSSHH-!!!"

I fall out of my bed as RD flies up to get out of the impact,

"Oh for the love of God, would you NOT DO THAT? I'm awake!" I say, VERY annoyed.

"Says the one who was snoring through the whole night!"

"I DON'T SNORE!"

She stares me down but I can see she's trying her best not to laugh. I just ignore the mare and get up from my bunk bed, and see that the place was total clean....With a few bottles here and there...

"ho-"

Before I could even speak the mare answers my question.

"The butler, Vince, and I just thought that the place was a mess, so we cleaned it up...Well, mostly me!"

Vince, yelled across the room with anger in his tone,

"Hey! You were way too fast Ms. Dash! I could only pick up one or two items while you picked up the rest! And if you don't stop flying in the dorm, then i'll have to report you!"

"sorry Mr. Vince!" RD yelled as well,

"humph! Serves you right!"

RD looks at me and leans in to my ear,

Whispering: "Hey...Are we up for lunch in the gardens tomorrow?"

Whispering back: "Sure thing..."

I hear the butler yelling out for me,

"MASTER ANON! YOU SHOULD REALLY START YOUR DAY!"

I say with a mixture of disappointment and sadness,

"ok ok, fine...But RD an' I get to eat lunch in the gardens...Ok?"

He sighs and says fine, finally, a place where we don't have to be bothered...But first...

"BATHROOM!"

I yell as I run down the hall, I then bump into something...Rather Large...

"Oh? and what are you doing out of your dorm, young Anon?"

I look up to see that the one I bumped into was the head master, Celestia.

"I am so sorry! My apologies!"

I bow in the presence of this goddess, she waves a hoof.

"Don't worry about it! It seems you dropped something!"

She picks up my pillow with her....Green aura? Wait?! Green? Isn't the sun goddess' aura suppose to be a bright yellow? Oh well, I must be seeing things...

"T-thanks...um...mind if I ask a question, your highness?"

"Anything for somepo- I mean someone like you, Anon! oops! almost said somepony! But you're not a pony! Heh heh!"

She says with an embarrassed expression, rubbing her hoof to her forehead.

"Well..um..you see...I want to know where the bathroom is?"

"Hmm...the bathroom?"

"Yes."

"I...I don't think I ever installed a bathroom...OMG! I NEVER INSTALLED A BATHROOM! I-I need to go! Thank you!"

"So..where is-"

By the time I ask her where the bathroom is a second time, she is scurrying off to see if she can get a bathroom installed...well...buck my life...

"I'm late for lunch anyways...better get going.."