"They see me rollen, they haten. They tryin to catch me right and dirty." Mario sung as he and his monster traveled towards the Crystal Empire where Cadence and Shining Armor are at. "I will destroy these lands!" FSM said as it entered the Crystal Ponies Lands.
"We have to stop Mario and that...whatever the buck that is. Fluttershy put that bear down... OH SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA!!!" Twilight said before seeing Fluttershy raping a bear to death and beyond. "Fuck you bitch, your a dick >:(" Fluttershy rudely responded as she gave Twilight Sparkle the finger.
"Mind getting off me so I can beat up that red idiot?" Smg4 asked a slowly transforming Rarity, who was on top of him and holding an ax. "Sorry but I can't let you do that." Nightmare Rarity said to the man as she flashed her fangs at him. The mare then used the ax to chop off Glitchy's Pingas...oh dear god what kind of sick unicorn is she anyway?
"Unleash the popo." Steve said as he brought out a rocket and gotten everyone but Luna and Eggman on it. "I might need to find a different hobby...uhhh shouldn't we take Smg4 to the hospital?" Discord said as he seen Smg4 clutching the wound Rarity gave him, and Nightmare Rarity sharpening the ax.
Princess Cadence was slowly losing her sanity thanks to Peach being around. "Calm down Cadence, it's nothing to be stressed over about... Hang on a minute is she?" Cadence said before she seen Peach trying to hump Shining Armor. "No. Your princess demands to be fucked dildo horse. Peach said like an idiot.
"Oh Aunt Celestia, please get this nutjob out of my life." Cadence said. Instead of Celestia saving her, the Flying Spaghetti Monster bursted into the castle and dropped Mario down while it started to have a party in the empire. "The party don't start till I walk in. Oh look the princess...KILL THE BITCH!!!" Mario said then threatened when he seen Peach.
"Mario! No! You son of a bitch, I'm a princess asshole!" Peach said before Mario set her on fire with a flamethrower. One of the embers of the flamethrower hit a guard nearby and set said guard on fire revealing a disguised Chrysalis. "Damn it. Uhh I can explain?" Queen Chrysalis said when Cadence gave her a death glare.
Back with Smg4, Twilight and the others; the group had arrived in the Crystal Castle and were greeted by a traumatized guard. "Princess Twilight Sparkle, there's some crazy creature in pink messing up Princess Cadence's throne room. There is also some kind of spaghetti thing ponynapping the civilians." The guard said before a noodle broke in and grabbed said guard.
"Yep, Mario's here alright. And judging by what that guard said, so is Peach. Let's hurry." Smg4 said as he massaged his head. The crew headed up to the throne room and where they were welcomed to the sight of Cadence and Mario dancing around a burning Peach and Chrysalis. "When the moon gets you high, and you eat a pizza pie modzmona. And he takes a bite of your PINGAS! Ohh hi Glitchy, meet Princess Cadence." Mario greeted the blue and white wearing man.
"Heyy, um mind getting me and this pink thing out of here" Chrysalis said before realizing she's asking Twilight Sparkle. "I'm going to kick your ass bitch." Twilight said as she pounced on the same bug thing that humiliated her and threw her in the dungeons. "Whoa, and I don't have a camera on me." Mario said as he witnessed the young Alicorn beating up Chrysalis.
"What's up?" the Flying Spaghetti Monster greeted with a shiny new crystal rocket launcher. Everypony/one didn't have time to react as the monster's new toy fired a crystal rocket at them. Fortunately for the crew, King Sombra appeared with a pink horn with some reason. "I'm free... What the fuck is that?" Sombra said before being blown to billions of pieces. Spike approached the monster and motioned it to lower itself down to his level.
"Mind returning the citizens of this kingdom please?" Spike asked the monster. "Oh all right. Here you go. But I'm keeping this light blue mare wearing the magic hat. The Flying Spaghetti Monster said before showing a tangled Trixie. "The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to be freed!"Trixie bitched as she struggled to be free. "Sounds good to me." Spike said as he shook one of the monster's noodles. "YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS..." Trixie cussed out at Spike before being slapped by three noodles.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster released all the Crystal Ponies and made a hat tipping gesture. "Guess where your going little pony." FSM said to Trixie. "Uhh...happy land?" Trixie said, but was soon proven wrong. "Oh my Tunnel of RAPE!!!!" FSM said as he cut open a dimensional portal.