Rainbow Dash couldn't believe the nerves of that stallion! Sure, he was hot, but that doesn't even bucking matter anymore! Yup, she was fully pissed out of her mind.
But luckily, Rainbow Dash had the pleasure of having one class with her two best friends, which was math. And math is required for everyone in P.V.U. Yay. I'm so lucky! I get math. Rainbow Dash thought to herself, not knowing how to even do simple multiplication.
"What's the matter, Dashie?" Pinkie whispered, while their teacher, FurryFighter, lectured about his life.
"Some stallion had the nerve to diss me with me being a girl and all!" Rainbow Dash hissed at Pinkie, causing the Mr. Fighter to shoot them a glare.
"Ladies, you should be paying attention. This is a very valuable lesson." Mr. Fighter told the two girls, causing the whole class to turn their gaze at them. Rainbow looked around the class, and guess who was laughing.
Soarin.
Rainbow Dash started shifting around uncomfortably in her chair, when suddenly, it tipped over, causing Pinkie Pie and Octavia to fall down with her.
"What the-RAINBOW DASH!!" Octavia screamed, as she hit the floor, landing on her butt, or as Octavia pronounces it, buttum.
"More like, Rainbow Crash!" Soarin shouted from across the classroom, causing everyone to laugh, even her two best friends and the teacher. Rainbow Dash could feel the pain in her chest. She tried to ignore it, but tears stung in her eyes.
"Rainbow Crash!" Pinkie giggled. "Remember that nickname?"
"It is a mighty fine nickname, as I may add." Octavia said, then giggled as well.
Rainbow Dash got up, then as fast as she could, dashed out of the classroom.
"Ugh, they're so annoying! Rainbow Crash, what genius thought of that name?" Rainbow Dash muttered to herself, walking down the empty hallways.
And then she realized she didn't have a hall pass.
"Ugh, Clelestia hoofit." Rainbow muttered to herself.
My luck today. She thought to herself.
And that's when the Blue Haired Beast walked toward her.
My BUCKING luck today! Rainbow Dash screamed inside her head.
"Hey Rainbow Crash!" Soarin shouted from across the hall. Rainbow tried to ignore the stallion, but with her luck, Soarin just screamed louder.
"Rainbow Crashy-crash-CRASHHH!" BHB shouted louder.
"Leave me alone, BHB!" Rainbow shouted, literally calling him BHB.
Rainbow Dash was now mortified. She placed one hoof on her forehead, and rubbed it lightly. She then stamped her hoof to the floor, causing an echo though the empty hallway.
"BHB? As in, Bunny's Hunting Bugs?"
"Ugh. Forget I said that."
"No can do. That's just too funny."
Dashie turned around, to find Soarin about 10 feet away from her. "What do you want." She asked, then narrowed her eyes.
"Hmmm, well, for starters, I want Chipony."
"Don't we all?"
"Yes, we do."
"What besides Chipony."
"Er...your number?"