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// Prologue: Pulled from Home 
// Story: From the isles of Avalon 
// by The Drifting Bard 
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 now, you're probably wondering why I'm doing this.. the re-write I mean.. 
its because... well..Discorded Humanity sucked... sucked more that a hooker sucking a golfball through a garden hose.
this is why... that and... I felt it just lacked.

so without further ado... I will Re-tell the same story I told a year ago.
but... its going to be... RE-IMAGINED *DUN  DUN DUN!*
I took in consideration that in actual fact... Discord is just mad... so I'll attempt my own version of Tirek... for both shits and giggles... and it would work better. 




out of all the things to happen to me... this was the most unlikely




Peace.

That was the main word used to describe the land of Equestria. Sure, spirits of chaos and darkness would occaisionally resurface and reek havoc upon the denizens of Equestria, but they would always be stopped.
Stopped by the forces of good, more precisely... The elements of harmony.
But sometimes, not even the elements can stop it. 

The Elements were powerless to stop this new demonic entity. they had only succeeded in slowing its ascension to god-hood.
The entity was sealed in stone, forever standing in the gardens of Canterlot. 

Watching.

Waiting.

soon its evil would be unleashed and no-one could stop it.



But then again, I'm no-one.





Gimli McBrony Presents




From the isles of Avalon





I gritted my teeth, bracing for impact on the cold grassy floor.
letting out a small grunt of pain.
Picking myself off the ground, I noticed the moonlight shining through the trees.
I took note of where everything landed. My motorhead bag wound up hanging from a high branch in the nearest tree.
with a quiet expletive, I climbed the tree. half way up, the branch which the bag was caught on snapped.
I jumped, failing to catch the bag. I landed into a roll, which resulted in me crashing into another tree.
scrambling to my feet, i simply stood and took another tentative look around. this time looking for something else. maybe an indication of where to go next. Failing this, I simply headed to the nearest building I could find.

Considering I usually had my headphones on, being in a strange new place, I kept them off. 
listening to the wildlife and different things going on in this bizarre forest.
I took a deep breath, letting different scents and smells sneak up my nostrils.
but then I heard a twig snap behind me. Looking behind me, I noticed there was a very large creature following me. I blinked as it sniffed me. not saying a word, I slowly reached my hand out. it looked at the appendage, sniffed it... then attempted to take a sizable chunk out of me. I quickly began running for my life.
however, it was as luck would have it, that I  ran from one monstrous creature into another. I took note of its many heads, the beast completely ignored me, and lunged for the smaller, lion-like creature. as the multi-headed beast went to strike, it somehow managed to send me and my bag flying through the air once again. finally, I broke my little vow of silence as I found myself once again bracing for impact on a roof. 

"today is not my day"