All's Fair in Love and Prank Wars

by StarkyShy


Alternate Ending-Pain and Suffering

“Pinkamena Diane Pie...”

“Yeah?”

You lay your head on her shoulder. “I concede. You’re the superior pranker.”

She giggled her trademark giggle. “I knew you would.” You stayed in her bedroom for the rest of the day snuggling her, but at the same time, dreading the consequences of war.

☼☀☽

“...Well, I better get home and...prepare for whatever horrible thing you’ve planned for me.” You said, making a small groan finishing that sentence.

“Okie dokie loki! I’ll go to Rarity’s so we can start designing!”

I hate this already, and it didn’t even start.

You made your way to the stairs, on your way home.

“See you soon, Pinkie Pi-AAAAH!”

Then you lost your footing.

“OW! GAH! OW! AAH! OW! OW! OW! AACK! MOTHER F-AH!”

SYSTEM ERROR.
SYSTEM HAS CRASHED.
ATTEMPTING SYSTEM RECOVERY



SYSTEM RECOVERY HAS FAILED
SYSTEM REBOOT. FILES MAY BE LOST.

“Ugghh...”

“Ohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodness are you ok?”

FILES HAVE BEEN DELETED. ATTEMPT RECOVERY?
>YES
RECOVERING: MEMORIES (Estimated time of completion: 8 days)

“Who are you?”