“Uh princess I don't mind coming over to talk with you. I really don’t, but can you get the guards to back off.”
More than 10 guards had spears pointed at my face.
“Guards I believe for the time being to lay down your weapons.”
The guard were skeptical but the lowered there weapons and went back to their posts.
“Sorry for that. They can be a little overprotective at times. Now if you don't mind I would like to ask you some questions.”
“Anything for you princess. So what do you want to know.”
“I only need one question answered.”
“Are You A Threat To Equestria?”
“Do I look like villain?”
I then snapped my fingers and halo appeared above my head and gave the most innocent look I could make. She didn't look amused. I then snapped my fingers and halo vanished.
“In all seriousness-”
I then start float above the Princess’s head.
“-I have no intentions of ruling, destroying, conquering, or any of that with equestria. I just want to have some fun.”
Celestia’s expression was unchanged.
“Pardon my skepticism but one discord is already a handful I'm not sure if equestria can survive another one.”
“Somehow I knew you would say that. If it will put you at ease I pinkie promise not to put equestria in mortal danger on purpose.”
“Then do it.”
I sigh. “Fine. Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.”
“Good. Now from my understanding you are from another world.”
“That is correct princess sun butt.”
“What was that?”
“Anyway if it's not to much trouble I would like to ask you some questions about your world.”
“I can do you one better.”
I then snapped my fingers and make a big flat screen HD TV appear in room.
“I can show you.”
“What is that ?”
“It's called a Television or TV for short. Basically it tells a story with moving pictures. Consider it a peace offering.”
“Interesting. So what should we watch. ?”
“I'm thinking you want to know it's history so let's watch a quick summary of human history.”
We watched for a few hours on the TV. Celestia was still trying to wrap her head around how advance in technology humans are.
‘I would have expected her to start screaming when we got to the wars and racism and nut jobs. It's always amazes me how she can always keep a calm loving face in any situation. She is so great like her beautiful hair, amazing eyes, and warm round-’’
I then mentally slapped myself. ‘Wow where did that come from. Eh probably nothing.’
After a another hour we finally caught up to what I know.
“So what do you think.”
“Well humans do have a lot of similar things to ponies but are very unique.”
When I was about the answer Luna came in.
“Sister we were wondering when-”
She looked at me with a very curious look.
“Discord when and why did thy change genders.”
I facehoofed and celestia just giggled at that.
“Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not discord I'm another draconequus.”
“But thou is impossible. We know for a fact it is impossible for another draconequu to be born in this world.”
“Good thing I'm not from this world.”
“What do thy mean ?”
I then explain everything that has happened.
“Oh sorry for thy confusion Eris.”
“Don't mention princess moon butt.”
“What did thou call us ?!”
“Oh nothing important”
She did not look amused.
“Oh calm down. Tell you what allow me to give you a peace offering. Trust me you will love it.”
I then snap my fingers and in front of luna is a Xbox 360 and blue controller with her cutie mark on it and TV and halo 1 through 4 and reach and a note that explains how to make it work.
“What is all thy stuff.”
“Entertainment. It may take a bit to put together but trust me it's worth it.”
“Thy will be the judge of that. But we appreciate thy gift.”
“Don't mention it.”
She left to her room with the all the stuff I gave her.
“So is there anything else you need princess.”
“No I believe that will be all.”
“Alright oh and keep the TV oh I also left few movies in your room. They are basically fictional stories like in book but TV form and they last from 2 to 3 hours. I didn't know what what kind of movies you liked so I got 3 movies for each genre.”
“Oh you didn't have to do that.”
“No No I insist. Besides I would rather not get on your bad side.”
“Oh well thank you Eris.”
“Don't mention it celestia. We should hang out sometime.”
“Maybe well you can go now”
I snap my fingers and go back to ponyville.
Celestia brings the TV up to her room and finds the movies. She puts the TV in the center of the room and looks through the movies.
“Hmm this ‘Die hard’ one looks interesting.”
Meanwhile the portal mirror activated. Then 3 earth ponies stepped through. One was orange mare with big curly and poofy hair wearing a ruby necklace. The 2nd had purple and green hair with a ruby necklace. The 3rd was a blue mare also wearing necklace.
The orange mare spoke first.
“Finally. Back in equestria after so long. Yes I knew the portal magic could fix our gems. Come on sisters we have a world to rule.”