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// Pony Badfic #997,326 
// Story: The Pony Badfic Trilogy 
// by Elric of Melnipony 
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	Once upon a time there was a filly. Her name was Hidden Princess, although nopony knew why. She didn't get along with the other kids at school; they were always making fun of her because she had a blank flank, and because one of her eyes was silver and the other was gold. (OMG, u gaiz! It's just like how misunderstood I am!) They were also jealous of how pretty she was with her special eyes and her infrapink coat. She also had a plaid mane, why not?

She was an orphan. She lived on the edge of the Everfree Forest in the Beatings & Neglect Home for Orphaned Fillies, which was called that because it was run by two very respectable ponies: Savage Beatings and Indifferent Neglect. Both boys and girls lived there, but Hidden Princess didn't know very many of the boy fillies. She did know all of the girl fillies, though, and was very close to some of them. They were like sisters. Her friends were called Place Holder, Generic, Author's Best Friend's OC, Background Pony #2, and Surprisingly Similar To Nyx.

One day while she was at school, Miss Cher Lee said they were all going on a field trip to the library. Everypony walked across town to where the library was so that they could go to the library. When they got there, Princess Twilight Sparkle talked to them all about the importance of the library, and how it could help them, and how much fun it could be to learn. Suddenly, she spotted Hidden Princess, who was an alicorn. (Did I forget to mention that? Oops.)

"Gasp!" she gasped. "You're an alicorn!"

"Yes, ma'am," said Hidden Princess.

"What is your name?" asked Princess Twilight Sparkle.

"My name is Hidden Princess."

"I think you might be the hidden princess that the prophecy talks about!"

"Hidden princess? What's that?" asked Hidden Princess.

"That's the special princess of Equestria but nopony will recognize how special she is because she's hidden! Spike, get me that prophecy!"

They waited for a few minutes. Princess Twilight Sparkle started tapping her hoof. "Spike!" she called.

"Just finishing up!" he yelled from upstairs. He ran downstairs holding a quill and a scroll. "Watch out for wet ink," he told Princess Twilight Sparkle, shaking the cramp out of his right hand.

"Yes, it's true! You're the hidden princess!" said Princess Twilight Sparkle to Hidden Princess.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna teleported beside Princess Twilight Sparkle. The door opened and Princess Cadance walked in. "I just got off the train from the Crystal Empire," she explained. All of the princesses bent down to Hidden Princess and kissed her rump hooves. Spike gave her a crown.

"I will adopt you," said Princess Twilight Sparkle.

"Okay," said Hidden Princess.

All of her friends were happy for her, and she lived happily ever after. Not everypony lived happily ever after, though. Scootaloo was raped, Pinkie killed a bunch of ponies, and another popular character committed suicide. Maybe Derpy? Yeah, let's say Derpy.

(I can haz tragedy upvotes now, plz?)