//------------------------------// // A PUN-tastic Awakening // Story: Every Brotherhood, Every Timeline // by Princess Elytra //------------------------------// Sup, name's Michael. My brother and i were innocently cosplaying at Geekcon in Killeen, Texas. It was supposed to be a bro's weekend, but then we met him. my brother thought he was a regular salesman, but I read every displaced story. I tried to stop him. That's when I saw a King 3b Trombone. I couldn't resist it. I had to buy it. "How much for the trombone?" I just sealed my fate. "For you my friend, 15 dollars and I'll throw in those boots, gloves, and cape in for free." That sealed my brother's fate. "Deal." I paid him the 15 dollars and gave my brother the boots, gloves and cape. Then my brother started to feel weird. "Michael! I'm disappearing." I guess I should tell him. "Max, we're not disappearing. We're going to another world. But hey look at the bright side, we're done with the first leg of our journey." He looked pissed when I said that. "PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE DOING THAT THE WHOLE TIME." I just shrugged as we winked out of existence. Michael's P.O.V. As I woke up, I saw that I was laying on a stone floor and the sky was as dark as night. That could mean two things. I was in the Castle of the Two Sisters at night and it was after Nightmare Moon's defeat ,or I was there before Nightmare Moon returned. I turned my head toward the sky. I really hoped it was the first guess. That was when I saw the silhouette of Nightmare Moon right in front of me. She didn't notice me. "Where are those Element's?" She was not going to find them. Not without my help. Don't look at me like that reader's. I have a plan. "I know where they are." She slightly jumped when she heard me. "Who said that?" She looked furious. "Who dares sneak up on the Queen of the Night?" As she said that, I slipped out from the shadows. "I dare." I grin at her. "Is this a plan that my good for nothing sister set up? It's not a very good plan. A skeleton with a-? What are you wearing?" She started eyeing me suspiciously. "It's called a hoodie, shorts, a white shirt, and slippers." I answered back. "You say thou no where the element's were?" She stares at me not knowing if I'm an ally or an enemy. "I'll tell you if I get a position in your guard. My queen." My plan is starting to take way as I see a trail of blue smoke enter her body. "They're here. Hurry to the elements!" She commanded me. When we got there, the Mane 6 was all ready there. "There's your elements." I whisper to her. That was when I saw him. My brother was there. I couldn't let her attack him. "Wait just a second. Let the others leave before going after them." She looks at me with anger in her eyes. "Why should I?" She whispers back. "Because my brother is with them, and if you so much as scratch him." One eye turns blue for a second. "You're Gonna have a bad time." She just stares at me like she was going to destroy me. "Look the rest of them are leaving." She turns her head towards them. "Skeleton. Follow them." I turn my head towards her. "My name is Micha- Sans. Sans the Skeleton." What just happened? I was going to say Michael ,but something happened inside my head. "Sans. After the group that left." With that I left the room. Max's P.O.V I woke up in some kind of library when I heard something yelling. "And Just What are the Elements of Harmony? And what is that thing?" The thing that was yelling was a blue pegasus with a rainbow colored mane. "Never mind that ,but what is it wearing?" A unicorn with a purple mane looked as if she was going to faint. "I call it my Battle Body. I'm not a thing. I am a he. I am The Great Papyrus and I need to find my brother." The yellow one looks at me like she was scared of me. "Don't worry Papyrus. We'll find your brother. He can't be that far." The purple one said. "Wait we haven't introduced ourselves yet. I'm Twilight Sparkle. They're Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and the one that fainted is Rarity." They were nice 'horses'? "Thank you. Now can anybody tell me what time it is?" They tell me it's 7:15 a.m. "Wow. A little dark for 7:15 isn't it." They explain everything that has happened up til this moment. "O.k. Let's go take down Nightmoon Mare and Ponestria." I say with determination. "It's Nightmare Moon and Equestria." Twilight corrected me. "O.k. we should still get going." Starts to leave the library when I get caught in a magical field. "We don't know where she is." Twilight pulls me back. "My bets are on that she is in that spooky forest." Everyone except Twilight tenses up. "What's wrong everyone?" They tell me everything that they think is bad with the forest. "So? That happens all the time where I come from." Fluttershy faints, Rainbow Dash glares at me, and Applejack does... something. We made our way to the castle and when we got inside I felt something like a connection between two souls. "My brother is here." Every'pony' looks at me. "Well that's good news. There could be bad news. He could either be captured ,or he could be working for Nightmare Moon. I suggest you guys leave ,so I can figure out what's up with the elements." The girls and I left Twilight alone. That's when I felt him standing behind him. Michael's P.O.V. I was standing there waiting for him. That was when I saw him tear up. He ran to me and hugged me tight. "Sans. I thought I was going to lose you." He was crying as much as I was. "Aw Pap, you know when you cry I cry. You girls didn't hurt him right." They shock their heads. "Good. Now let's go help your friend." We made it just to see her do the killer rainbow thing with her friends. The sun came up. "Hey, I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it finally dawned on me." Max was so mad when everyone else was laughing. "Come on Pap. You know that you're smiling." He sighed when he realized this was going to go on for a while. Then he realized something else, "Wait. Where are we going to stay?" The yellow one spoke up. "They can stay with me. If that's okay with you girls." The girls agreed with that. Just then a white unicorn with wings appeared. All the ponies bowed as well as I. My brother on the other hand didn't know what was going on. "Princess Celestia." The purple one walked up to her. "Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it." Twilight looked up to her ,I could tell. "Hugs, friendship, and parties. Get on with it please." The Princess looked at me in surprise. "Who are you, short one." She had a motherly smile while she said that. "The name's Sans. This is my brother Papyrus." She looked at him. "Your younger brother is very funny Papyrus." He smiled with glee and made a very heroic pose. "Hey Princess?" She turned to look at me. "Yes Sans?" I turned to where Nightmare Moon was and saw a smaller version of her. "Your sister is waking up." Everyone gasped as Twilight asked sister. "Luna. It's been a while since I've seen you in this form. Will you accept my friendship?" They hugged for a long time. "Hey I think a party is in order. I'll meet you when you get back to town." As I said that, I walked outside and went the opposite way. I beat them all her- HOW DID THE PINK ONE BEAT ME HERE?!?! "Oh Sansy, I can beat anypony anywhere." She knew what I was thinking. I could use her for pranks and other stuff. I pulled out my trombone. "Hey Pinkie. What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?" She looked at me with happiness in her eye's. "That's easy. A trombone." Me and her were going to be friends for a long time. "Hey Pinkie, Want to be friends?" I stuck my hand out. "Sure Sansy." She took my hand. When she did that, a fart sound was heard. "The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. Always works." She was laughing her 'flanks'? off. This was the beginning of a long friendship and adventure.