//------------------------------// // LEAVE ME ALONE!!! // Story: What the frick?! // by Cool writer //------------------------------// We were leaving the school ground, when Creep-o-matic came back. "Sup." He said. "So help me, I swear to Celestia I'll-!" Lyra began, he was cut off by "the-scouter-says-his-creep-level-is-OVER-9,000!!!" waving his arms. "I just... came to make amends." He said. I looked surprised. "Really? Because I though you came here to make babies with my sister." Lyra deadpanned. "Wait is that on the table?" He asked. Judging by his face it might have been a joke... but this guy already tried to do that so I'm not sure. "Aaaaand we're walking." Lyra said. I nodded and followed her away. "Wait, I was joking!" "Sure!" Lyra sarcastically shot over her shoulder. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY!?! He won't leave us alone! We've done everything in the books to get him to go, but he won't! Ugggh!!! We've been walking in circles for hours around town, Lyra said she didn't want this guy to know where we lived, and he hasn't lost interest. I'm not even joking when I say, I've been back and fourth from wings to legs to give the other a rest, because we've been walking so long. He's also been trying to talk to us the entire time, and we haven't even said anything back. Well... that's not entirely true, we did have to say a few things when he pulled the "say nothing if" trick. Eventually, I got tired of it. There was a guy playing clash of clans or something on his phone, and I trotted over to him. "Excuse me," I asked, getting his attention. "Do you mind calling the police because some guy is harassing me and my sister." I almost shouted, but still said loud enough for "creepy-in-love" (How many nick-names have I given him by this point?) to hear. He looked nervous, but he still stood there. The guy looked at me for a second, stunned. "Less shock-y, more call-y." I said, making a chop-chop motion with my hooves. He nodded, and started dialing. I whispered: "Don't actually call, just hold it up to your ear, and pretend there's someone there." Look, this guy is a pain, but I don't actually want him to go to jail. Even if he is the bane of my existence, he hasn't done anything wrong... well... The guy "hung up" and when I turned around, "mr. creeper-son" from the matrix was gone. I sighed in relief, and Lyra did the same. "Thanks man." I said to him. "Don't mention it..." He trailed off. I smiled, and me and Lyra walked home. Author's Note:I... kinda... forgot this existed... multiple times... sorry about that... I'm gonna warn you right now, I have little to no Idea where to go next. So... ideas would be appreciated. Preferably not just a one sentence idea, but those help to.