"Wow, this is a really big school!" Fizzy exclaimed, staring at all of the campus buildings in wonder. "There must be, like, a million students here!"
The three girls were looking around the campus center, watching all the students of every shape and size mill about the building. Fizzy had never seen such a variety of humans before, and it was all very new and strange to her. As her eyes darted about to every new sight and sound, gusty just shook her head at the overly excited girl.
"Sheesh Fizz, you act like a foal leaving the barn for the first time." The tomboy gave a soft chuckle. "Humans really aren't that exciting or anything."
"I just can't believe how big and full of people this place is!" Fizzy replied, giggling at all the sights and colors. "I just really really hope we'll get to see everything!"
First the three girls walked into the bookstore, where each girl went to a different part of the displays that caught there eye. Fizzy gravitated towards the sweaters and accessories, while Gusty drifted over towards the music section. Windy just shook her head and went back to look at the textbooks.
"Wow, these slap-on bracelets are sooo cool!" Fizzy exclaimed, slapping five or six bracelets on each wrist. "I gotta try on one of each color!"
"Hey, cool! they got Metallica in the rock section!" Gusty exclaimed, flipping through the stacks of cassette tapes. "Hmmm, I wonder if they have any areosmith in here? And I gotta get new batteries for my walkman..."
"I can't believe some of these books! Parapsychology is a Pseudoscience? Materialism is accepted as the basis of scientific thought? Magic is just primitive superstition?!" Wind Whistler shook her head. "With their level of ignorance, it's a miracle these humans ever made it out of the trees and began to walk upright."
After finishing in the bookstore, the three went over towards the cafe to get a bite to eat. The three went up to get their trays, and Wind Whistler gave each of them a little money to get their food.
"Now, Megan only gave me a limited amount of this green paper, so please spend frugally." Windy told them, shaking her head. "I have no idea how human society can function with a primitive concept as currency."
The three girls split up, and went to different part of the campus center's food court. While Fizzy went over the A&W hot dogs and more, Wind Whistler ordered from taco bell, and Gusty went to Wendy's. As Gusty carried a tray with a hamburger towards the lunch counter, a girl with wild hair and a shirt with a peace symbol on it stepped in front of her.
"Excuse me, are you really going to eat that hamburger?" The girl demanded, pointing at the meat patty in the bun that Gusty was carrying.
"Uhh, yeah... that's kinda what ya do with burgers." Gusty replied in annoyance, raising an eyebrow at the first human to directly talk to her as a human. "What am I supposed to do with it?"
"Those burgers are an oppressive tool of the man, they contained meat of animals slaughtered for his selfish pleasure." The red-headed girl declared angrily. "Did you know they are slaughtering innocent ponies to put in these burgers, as part of the man's sinister plan to poison mother earth?"
"What?! They're grinding up ponies to eat?!" Gusty asked in disbelief, dropping her tray onto the floor. "That's horrible! How dare they turn innocents into their food!"
"Yes, another sister has seen the light!" The hippy smiled, tugging on the tomboy's sleeve. "My name is Wild Flower, and I'm the enemy of the man and his establishment! Join me, in my fight for justice against the oppressor!"
"Right, I'm Gusty!" The other girl declared, shaking Wild Flower's hand. "And I want to join you in your fight! Let's go kick this man's ass, whoever he is!"
"Right on!" The Hippy agreed, and the two went running out of the student center. "Let go and write a protest song against the establishment!"
Meanwhile, Fizzy had ordered her tacos and soft drink, and had sat down to eat near the elevator. It was then that several students in white lab coats noticed that Fizzy was using her empty taco wrappers to put on a puppet show. After talking to each other for a few minutes, they walked over to speak with the bubble headed bimbo.
"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your unique behavior while eating your meal." The arrogant grad student in a lab coat noted, as his two friends laughed snarkily in the background. "And it occurs to me that you might possibly be a simpleton."
"Oh, I think you might be right!" Fizzy agreed, nodding her head vigorously. "My mom always said I was simple minded!"
"Well, my friends and I here are med students, and we were wondering if we could use you for a medical experiment that'll affect our final grade?" The college student replied. "We would need to hook you up to electrodes, and sand painful electrical shocks into your brain to see if we can stimulate any activity."
Okay, but I don't think it'll do you any good." Fizzy told them, as she dumped her tray in the trash and followed them out. "Gusty told me I don't have anything up there to stimulate!"
As the bubble headed bimbo followed the students out, not realizing the 'med students she was going with were actually a bunch of university frat boys, taking what they thought was a naive freshman girl out for a good time.
After taking over a half hour to decide wither to order the diet soda or the sugary regular Pepsi, Wind Whistler finally came back weith her meal, and noticed her two friends were already gone.
"Oh dear, what have those two silly fillies gotten themselves into now?"