//------------------------------// // Relapse // Story: Mischief in Equestria // by general cat4 //------------------------------// WARNING!! COMPLETE AUTHOR EGOTISM AHEAD!! COMPLETELY FICTIONAL!! Back on Earth Kiana and Cole had just landed and were waiting for the plane to take them and the rest of their senior class up again. They couldn't find Jamie in the crowd of idiocracy, but shrugged off any doubt thinking that Jamie probably went inside or something. Kiana was more pre-occupied with making sure Cole didn't fuck up the plane, and Cole wanted to press all the buttons. Soon the plane had circled around and the students were boarding again. "Look at all the shiny buttons! Its like all same ones from the last time." "Dammit Cole, this is the same plane we were just on, don't touch that," Kiana was getting frustrated and was about to try putting Cole six feet under again, but remembered what happened last time. He had gotten bored and eaten the dirt and cement she poured on him. This guy is like CoD she thought. Annoying as hell, and never goes away. Hell, he'd probably eat a bullet if I shot him with it. Kiana was deep in a pleasurable dream in which Cole could actually feel some pain. Unfortunately that gave Cole the opportunity to press a large blue (red's too "cliche") button with warning stickers, and two safety locks. "Touch," he said. This caused the windows of the plane to seal over with layers of locked metal. The back of the plane was opening, and the students put two and two together Falling=Bad Dying=Bad Parachute+open plane=Jump like hell A red light was blaring, and the flight instructor switched the plane to auto-pilot so he could escort the class out. The plane was dropping at a fast, but steady rate. "Huh?" Kiana snapped back to reality. She didn't have time to be upset about her fantasy cut short, as she saw Cole pushing the blue button again and again. "Cole! What did you do?!" "I am on a field trip." "No Cole, well, i guess. Not the point we/" "Ooh, more buttons! A lever! A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!" Cole had already begun making his way to the cockpit, followed by Kiana. The pilots and student's were too caught up in jumping out. They didn't even notice. They were deploying chutes as soon as they jumped, or they probably wouldn't have made it. One student caught Kiana's eye. instead of a parachute, a bunch of socks flew out, stitched together, on strings. She knew Cole did something to it, but too busy trying to steady the plane before she ended out a pile of ground beef. Unfortunately Cole was kicking every button panel saying something about tickets. She wished she had those pain pills Jamie had talked about. She looked around urgently for any last parachutes, but found none. Shame. Dying looked like it hurt. "Hey, Cole?" "Yeah?" "I'm holding you responsible for my salon bill if you get my blood in my hair," Kiana knew of the few things Cole fully understood, perfect hair was one of them. Something she wished Jamie did, and had. At that moment, the last of Cole's meds wore off. His violent, yet brilliant mind set to work. His eyes iris's glowing red. He quickly took in his surroundings first by noticing that he was about to die. Oh, Kiana was there too. Without his stupidity kicking in, he wouldn't have a chance at a full impact crash. While she was in the middle of complaining, Cole had grabbed her wrist and started running for the open hatch in the back of the plane. "Cole, what are you doing!" Kiana was shouting, trying to pull against Cole, but his combat boots gave him traction. Right at the edge of the hatch, he swung on his feet, gripping Kiana's wrist with both hands now, pulling Kiana around him, and let go. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" Ignoring Kiana, Cole ran back about ten paces, and ran back towards the hatch jumping out. Kiana was withing hearing distance now. "Grab one of the students! Their parachute should hold both of you!" "What!?!" "Just grab!" And with that, Cole kicked Kiana in the back, letting her fall towards the group of students slowly gliding down. This sent him towards open air. He was falling. AUTHOR EGOTISM SESSION OVER!!! +20 internet points to whoever can tell me where to find a good store that sells combat boots, my left boot got ripped.