"No, Fluttershy."
You start to lower your head, until you realized that your oil lamp is sitting on there. "Forniphilia isn't your fetish?" You say as your oil lamp wobbles on your head.
"Did you ever see me rubbing my dick on a desk?"
Maybe you haven't caught him yet.... "N-no."
"Then that's your answer." Darn. "Now can I go?"
You grab it and set it aside. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!" He stops and raises an eyebrow. "After all this time, how come I can't at least go out with you!?" You almost cry out. The vase containing freshly cut flowers falls off of your bum and spills over on his lawn.
"You should have asked if you wanted my services."
You take the doily off of your rear, confused by what he meant. "Does this mean... we can go out?"
"Yeah. just as long that--" You instantly hug him, smushing your face on his chest. He starts to push you away. "Easy now, I'll be at your house later tonight and then we'll go somewhere for dinner. Does that sound good to you?"
"It's perfect." You let Anon slip out of your grasp. Before he shuts the door, you back away from it. Huh, he must have a busy day now that you'll need to be ready in TEN HOURS!? Oh no, it had to be today! You have to check on Owlicious, then give Opal her shots later on. In a hasty move, you speed off to--
"Hey!"
You look back and see Anon pointing at the mess you left on his lawn. "Hehheh, sorry."
You leave Twilight's castle and speed off to Rarity's boutique. No time for eating lunch with Rainbow Dash, you need to have some extra time for your date. You're not going to mess this up. Nothing will get in the way of-- "Hey Fluttershy!" Rainbow waives from a cloud. You ignore her and run off. "Hold up!" Just as you flap your wings, she stops right in front of you.
The two of you tumble on the ground, causing you to drop the bag containing Opal's shots. "Oh no!" You jump up, only to find that all of them are shattered or cracked. "Darn it, Rainbow Dash!" You cautiously wrap the bag around your waist and start to take off.
"Hold on! Where do you thing you're going?"
"I have somewhere to be for tonight and I can't be late!"
"And you forgot about our lunch?" She reminds you.
"We'll do it tomorrow." You try to push this aside.
She grabs your leg, dragging you back down to the dirt road. "Nuh-uh. We're doing this today!"
"Rainbow Dash!" You try to shake her off, only to aggravate her even more.
"You promised that it would be today!"
"Did someone say 'promise'?" Pinkie pops out of a hedge from the side of you.
"Pinkie, can't I--"
"Nope!" She not only cuts you off, but pushes you and Rainbow back into town.
"Darn it."
That was a waste of three hours. What was even more of a nuisance was that Rainbow Dash preferred the usual place to eat at. You didn't have an issue with it before, but that was because you weren't busy and that it is across town. What makes matters worse is that you need to get Opal's medication by going back home. At this rate, you won't be able to get ready for tonight. And all this dirt slumped up in your hair! No, you're not quitting. You are NOT going to let this go by. This could be your ONLY chance to leave out a good impression for Anon. You run off, muttering "I'm not quitting" along the way.
You managed to get a new set of medications for Opal and arrived at the boutique. Another hour has been wasted, leaving only a couple left before your big date. "Hello, Fluttershy. How--"
You push the door open to speed past Rarity and her pleasantry. "Where's Opal?"
Rarity closes the door. "Goodness, Fluttershy, what is going--"
"Where is she?"
"Upstairs, but--" You pass her and barge into her room to find Opal resting on her bed.
"Come here, Opal." You calmly say to her. She gets up and backs away from her comfy spot.
"Don't worry about me, I'll be quick, just as long that you HOLD STILL!" You jump in after her, but she dodges you by diving into Rarity's mountain of pillows. You pull one after another, but she is nowhere to be found.
"Fluttershy!"
"No time Rarity!"
"Could you please stop?!" She pleas.
"I can't!"
"If you would, you'd realize that I have Opal."
"What?" You stop to turn around. Rarity has Opal resting in her hoofs. "But, she was, under..." You helplessly point a hoof at the mess you've made.
"She digs past the pillows and hides under the bed by passing the headboard."
You drop a pillow. "Oh."
"Fluttershy, you must slow down. You can't rush these things."
You get off her bed and approach her. "I'm sorry, Rarity. I'm just, focused for tonight's date."
"You finally decided to find yourself a strapping stallion?" She seems astounded.
"S-sort of."
"Come now, you can tell me while I help you prepare for tonight." She sets Opal down just so that she could put a hoof around you.
"What about Opal?"
"You can do that another time. Come, we must spruce you up for tonight. We wouldn't want to disappoint, now would we?" Rarity is a good friend, she would help you out. You should take it. At least this will be good for your complexion.
"Honestly, Fluttershy, it looked as if a fire was starting up somewhere." Rarity says to you while Lotus wraps a towel over your head, leaving you alone with Rarity.
"It was all an inconvenience. I didn't expect it today, but it just did."
"Hold on, this occurred today?" Rarity starts to settle in the warm water.
"Yes, I visited Anon earlier today to--"
She peels the cucumber slice off of her eye. "Please don't tell me he is one one that you're going with tonight."
"He is."
"Oh dear goodness." She shakes her head. "You do not want to go with him."
"Why?" You question her.
"Please, take my word for it, Fluttershy."
"Rarity, you know how much Anon means to me."
"I do, but he isn't anything that you might imagine."
You take that as an insult and stand up. "You better tell me."
"I cannot. I beg of you, don't go with him. Anon will break your heart."
You start to jump out of the hot tub. "I cannot believe that my own friend would not only beg me to leave the one chance for love, but also can't give me a good reason."
"He's not worth it. Anon is a charlatan; he isn't looking for a relationship."
"He is not! Why would he finally ask me to go out with him after I countlessly tried to appease him?" You harshly reply to Rarity.
"That's how he does it, he tries to understand his partner."
"Oh. So that's it." You stand outside of the hot tub and point a hoof at Rarity. "You tried to go out with him and of course, even when you tried to go out with someone like Anon, you still aren't satisfied!"
"Wh-!? NO! Listen to me for one minute!"
"No! I'm done talking to you! You know, I thought that you were my friend, but it turns out that you're something else." You turn around, refusing to look back at her. "A backstabbing hussy." You run off, heading out of the room and into the street. You'll just have to finish preparing for tonight all by yourself. Rarity will be for another day.
You put down a bowl filled with Angel's favorite salad on the table. "Now Angel, I want you to watch over the animals for the night." He angrily taps his foot on the table. "I know you're not going to believe this, but Anon asked me out for a date tonight!" As you flap your wings just by saying that out loud, Angel has his suspicion when he shakes his head. "I know, you don't believe me. Wait until he comes knocking on that door any minute." When you finish your sentence, someone does knock on said door. "Eee!" You straighten your dress before opening it up. As you expected, Anon is standing outside with his usual setup: a black suit with a white shirt and red tie. Although, something sets this apart from all others. "Hi Anon! Is that a new suit?"
"Oh, this? Good eye you have. It's actually a different type of black." Angel jumps by to show how shocked he is from not only the fact that Anon is here, but how he is currently holding your hoof.
"Told you. Don't stay up for too long." You close the door and head into the city with who you hope to be your boyfriend from now on.
"It's been a great night, I never knew your job would be that much of a pain."
"I don't mind it at all. As long that the critters are happy and moving about, it's worth the time that I invest in for them." You stand by your door, dreading this moment since the night is coming to an end. "I..."
He picks you up and holds you close to his chest. "I know, you don't want it to end. How about we take it inside and discuss on how long you want it?" You freeze, almost unsure if he actually said that he wanted to take this even further. "Would it be rough or gentle?"
"C-can we go gentle at first?"
You wake up, feeling well-rested from a good night's rest. Your little butterfly is a bit sore, did last night really happen? Judging by the messed up sheets, along with the dress that you were wearing last night is now on the floor, it might have. But, something is missing. Or rather, someone. Where is Anon? He is nowhere to be seen, even when you get yourself straightened out to look around your cottage. Maybe your bed was too small for him to sleep on? Possibly he has a busy day, so he went home to get a head start? You'll ask him later in the morning; right now, the sheets must be washed.
You knock on the door. There could be a number of reasons for Anon leaving you after last night. It's best to ask him, just in case. He opens the door, unaffected that what he saw was you. "Oh, it's you. What do you want?" He doesn't sound excited to see you, much less happy about it either. Anon still has the suit from last night on.
"I just wanted to ask about what happened."
"What? You got everything that you wanted, right?" He walks back in, grabbing the cup of coffee sitting on the
"Kind of, but you just left the next morning."
He takes a sip. "That costs extra."
"Extra?" You question.
He smirks. "Oh boy, you don't know on how this works, do you?"
"N-no, I don't."
He takes one more sip before putting the coffee back down. "Listen carefully; I provide a certain service to those who feel down in the dumps. I'm that one who makes everyone happy - for a reasonable price."
"P-price?"
"Yeah, I'll send your bill later on, and don't worry about the dinner, I like to meet my clients before giving them the main event."
"W-what? Y-you didn't go out because you liked me?"
He chuckles. "Oh no, although you're not as bad that I assumed, but don't get your hopes up." He starts to drink down the mug.
"I don't understand. It's just, you didn't like us; you hated us."
He slams the mug down. "To the fucking bone. But, a guy needs to make a living and even he needs to get some action as well. You see the kind of predicament I'm in?"
"That seems a bit cruel, don't you think?" You speak out.
"Care to explain how?"
"It's just that, you're taking advantage of them."
"Fluttershy, you need to know that in this day, there are those who have needs that must be met. Sure, you can go out with a stallion, but it's all a chore. Some ponies aren't ready for a relationship, I mean, look at Cadance, she has a failing relationship that's stapled together by a child and being the Element of Love. What a laugh."
"Okay! I get it. Are you happy with yourself?" You ask, trying to make him see how wrong this is.
"Why do you ask?"
"You pushed away everything that you resented, and now you go around treating it as if this was a job?"
"It certainly pays the bills and a little bit more. I mean, these suits are certainly not cheap, and a man needs some extra cash to burn." He grabs the pot to pour down some more coffee into his mug.
"What about when you were helping Applejack around the farm?"
"She caught me sleeping on the job one too many times. It's not my fault when she wants me there at the crack ass of dawn." It doesn't look like he's going to quit this anytime soon.
Someone knocks on the side of the door. "Anon? Are you ho--" Rarity cuts herself off when she sees you. "Oh, I, uh... should we reschedule?"
"Rarity? So..." You point a hoof at her and to Anon.
"Don't worry about it, I was just talking to our friend about how this works. Let me iron my blazer." He heads into another room, leaving you alone with Rarity.
"Why?" You ask her.
"I told you about Anon." She reminds you about her warning from yesterday.
"Out of all the ponies, I did not expect you to be like this."
"Fluttershy, even a mare such as myself needs some time to unwind."
"I can't believe this." You sit down.
"Just like everyone else, you're a part of this."
"Even our friends?"
"Of course! Rainbow Dash and Twilight obviously, maybe Pinkie Pie doesn't take it that much, but that's because--"
"STOP!" You cover your ears.
"Is she going to be alright?" You watch Anon passing by you and putting a hand on Rarity's back.
"She needs to adjust, let us go." They start to head outside, but Anon stops.
"Like I said, I'll send you the bill later. Also, cumming inside costs extra." He closes the door, leaving you to think about this, but nothing comes to mind when you head outside and continue on the rest of your day, empty to the fact that your lover is just a male prostitute.