//------------------------------// // Some Cheap Jokes and Cracks // Story: They call me Sky // by dereturd //------------------------------// The stallions just told, what happened, the scenario, a little of their life and where they should be. Resulting the mane six to only feel bad for them. The talk almost lasted for two and a half hours. Luckily, Twilight packed lunch. Quite big lunch. Well, supposed to be brunch. Although Bodil and Tyler ate the godd sandwiches. "I gotta say; this is better than Subway." Adam said. "What's Subway?" Twilight asked. "It's a sandwich place, where they do combos of sandwiches. Like, tomatoes and daisies and such." Adam half-lied. "Anyway, would you gals like to play DNL with me and Adam?" Ross asked. "What's DNL?" Pinkie questioned. "It stands for Do Not Laugh. First per-pony to three points win. In order to make a point you have to make a pony in the center laugh or just survuve the onslaugh of jokes." Adam explains. "So, who wants to join-" "Me! ME!" Pinkie yelled, bouncing on Dash's back. Each bounce let's Dash mutter a soft 'ow'. "Ok, there's Pinkie." Ross pointed. "One more." He added. "Me." Twilight and Dash said in unison. "No, it's me! Stop it!" They again said in sync. "How 'bout both of you gals?" Ross said, as the two mares looked at him. "Ross, we never had a game with 5 players and above." Adam excused. "Why won't we try it then?" Ross replied, as Adam gave a nod. "Ok, both of 'ya. You others just sit and watch." Ross pointed to the non-players. "Before we do that, lemme do this," Adam said. "Hey guys, Sky here, Ow! My foot!" Adam yelled in pain, holding his foreleg when he hit a boulder. "Anyway, Sky here. And before this video starts as always I wanna say thank you so much--for all the support you gave me on my channel--you guys are awesome. You should feel awesome. You can go ahead and show your support by slapping that like button. And comment below you're own joke." Adam stated. "What did he say?" Dash asked Ross. "He does intros. Like we said, we're Youtubers." Ross replied. "Anyway! Let's do this!" Adam finished. "Did 'ya explain the game mechanics?" Ross asked. "Ye." Adam simply replied. "Alright, who wants to go in the center?" Adam asked out loud. "I'll go!" Pinkie exclaimed, bounced and landed on the x mark. "Alright.. who wants to go first?" Adam again asked. "I'll try. I wanna make Pinkie laugh," Ross declared, getting Dash and Twilight blurt 'ok'. "alright Pinkie, turn to the group." He said, as the pink pony obeyed and looked at the group. With the power of editing, we can skip Ross' 2 second preparation! "ALRIGHT PINKIE, TURN AROUND!" Ross yelled off-sound, Pinkie turned tail and saw a giant tower of brick blocks. "HEY GUYS!" Ross shouted again. "Oh my god.." Adam said under his breath. "JUST WANNA DIVE HERE AND-" Died. "HAHAHA!!" Pinkie bursted laughing, so did Dash and Twilight and the others. Except Adam, who was just slow clapping. Ross respawned by Adam. "Hey guys what did I miss?" He joked. As Adam gave a small laugh while others still laughed. "Ok point for me." Ross said, placing a block of gold in front of the bystanders. "BUDDER!!" Sky yelled, licking the block. "Anyway, who wants to go?" Adam stopped. No one gave a try. "Alright I'll go." He declared. "Ross face the bystanders." With the power of Barney, we can skip Adam's 50 century joke! "Alright Ross, turn around." He said, as the grey unicorn followed, turned tail. Only to see Sky sitting on a toilet. "Here in the bathroom holding my Weenie." He said, after his sentence, he pulled out a small pony toy of WeenieButt. Laughter. All around. Especially Ross. "How did, you, place a toilet down?" Twilight asked. "I got some in my inventory." He stated, getting a confused look from the alicorn. "Wait! You're in creative?!" Ross yelled. "Yeah, for some reason I have creative powers now." He replied. "Alright, who wants to make me laugh?" Adam asked, trotting to the middle. "I'll try." Twilight said, levitated a paper beside her. "Do I, read that or no?" He asked. "Read it out loud." She said. Giving him the paper. "Haha." He said. "YAY! YOU LAUGHED! I GOT A POINT!" Twilight yelled, silence. "Heheh, good try.. NO! WHY DID I LAUGH AT SUDDEN?!" Adam yelled, bursting the entire group to laugh. "See? You really laughed." She said, trotting to the middle. "Alright, Ross. Give her a point." The grey pony followed, putting down purple wool. "I'll try to make her laugh." Rainbow stepped up. "But I'll be back for five minutes." Rainbow flew swiftly to the costime shop. With the power of Deadpool, we can skip Rainbow's 5 minute preparation! "Alright, Twi. Turn around." The alicorn turned. "I'm so hiss-terical!" She joked, wearing a snake costume. Resulting the mane six into laughing. "Wow, the puns." Tyler said, as Gizzy and Bash slow clapped. "YAY! MY TURN!" Pinkie yelled. "Ok Dash! Staring contest!" She exclaims, pulling out and wears the glasses with nose and mustache mask. "Wait, no.. Wrong one!" Pinkie said. Dash just holding her breath. The pink pony now wore a mask with big eyes. "I'm ready!" She exclaims. Still, Dash is holding her breath. Only then, Ross came and glanced at Pinkie. "Hey Pinkie, what's-" Died. The result? Laughter all around. "Wait! Did both of you plan that?" Adam stopped and asked. "No. I just noticed we were quiet so I pulled it off." Ross admitted. "Oh, but Pinkie still gets the point since she dod her joke." "YAY!" Pinkie exclaims, bounced to the center. "Alright. Adam, go first." Ross said. "Why?" He asked. "Because I got a joke planned for Twilight or Rainbow." He said, looking at the two mares. "Ok. But Ross, you got to help me with this joke." He said, as the grey unicorn nodded. "Here. Drink it." The grey unicorn followed, drinking it and turned him invisible. "Alright Pinkie, look at the bystanders." Adams said as the pink pony obeyed. Sky then puts down a pony statue of him and Ross. The duo were invisible and was behind the mannequin. Ross, holding a radio. The two are about to push a button. "Alright Pinkie turn around." Pinkie followed. "Woah! Do you.. Do you hear that music?!" Adam exclaims. Ross pressed the play button and played skrillex dubstep. The duo at the same time, pressed the buttons again and again making the mannequins pose randomly and funnily, sync with the music.. Resulting everypony into laughter. Shortly, the music stopped, as the duo was now visble and popped out behind the funny-posing statue. "Hey!" Adam said, raising out a hoof. "You got me." Pinkie said, leaving the x mark as Adam steps on the center. "WHO NERDS WANT ME LAUGH?!" Adam jokingly exclaims. "I'll make 'ya laugh." Rainbow steps up. "Make me laugh nerd!" He said, as Rainbow softly groaned. "Alright, turn to Pinkie." He turned to Pinkie where he and Pinkie touch noses, while she smiled. "PINKIE WHAT THE-" "Alright you can turn now." Rainbow said, as Adam swiftly turned to the pegasus. Wearing a wonderbolt suit. "Oh, a little lecture. Wonderbolts are the coolest flyers around Equetria! I'm one of their biggest fans." She said. "Anyway, onto the joke." She turned to a dragon, which was Ross morphed. "I'll defeat you dragon! I'm one of the- OW! MY LEG!!" She exclaims, as a fake arrow appeared on her knee. "Ugh! How am I going to be a wonderbolt now?!" Adam giggled. "At this rate I'll be a city guard!" She added, only to make Adam and the stallions laugh. Adam coughed. "Good. That was good!" He said, as Ross--in his pony form-- puts down a point for Dash. "My turn." Ross said. "Rainbow, I want you to look at them for a moment." He pointed at the bystanders, which she glanced at. Ross then wears a top hat, a mustache, a non-glass monocle. His mustache was by his chin. He then opens his mouth and let's his tongue be on the monocle, just swaying there. Everypony then laughed at this (excluding Dash) which she asked- "What?" Only to make the mane six giggle. Ross then puts down a table. "Dash, now look at me." The pegasus obeyed, only to laugh hard along with the group. "Why hello there madam! I believe I had created the world's new technology!" He said with a spokesman accent. "Oh my god.." Adam said under his breath. "..The microwave!" Ross places down a stove on the table, only to make the group even laugh harder. "Watch your favorite TV shows on it!" Ross said, resulting the entire group to laugh at it's hardest, everypony running out of breath. "NEED.. TO.. STOP.." Dash said, fainting. "Os, mys.. gods.." Bodil said, sound fainting. "How are you speaking through that clearly?" Tyler asked, still laughing. "I actually... don't know." He said, but was ignored. "Ross, you get a point." Adam said, as Ross puts down a block. "How are we supposed to follow that up?" Adam yelled, resulting the players to laugh. "I'm gonna try and make WeenieButt laugh. I have something official." Twilight spoke up. "You know what Twi? You'd just rather call me Ross. It's a little annoying." He said as others agreed. "Ok Ross. Turn to Pinkie." She said. Twilight then whispers something to Adam. He nods and builds a cage around Twilight. There's a little ledge for her to put her hooves on and step up. "Ross turn around." She said in the cage as he turns tail. "Coming out of my cage! I'm like- not good. I got a lot of bills, I lost my job.." Her sound fainted, only for Ross, Adam and the stallions to laugh as others giggled. "You remind me of someone!" Ross said as Twilight walks to the middle. "I'll take this!" Pinkie said. She both approached Adam and Ross, whispering something to them. Ross then stops moving and does something to Pinkie and everypony. Adam then places a wheel-like shape down. "Alright, Twilight turn around." She followed. "So, Twilight, mind if you pick that wheel up for me?" She asked. "Ok." She simply replied, she got close the object and exploded, but still live. Yup. Everypony laughed. "Wait, how was I not-" "Affected? Ross turned on immortality mode." He said. Pinkie then walked to the middle and replaced Twilight's place. "Alright, I'm gonna bring this home." Ross said. Everypony with a grin. "Pinkie, turn to the others." She followed and glared at the bystanders. Ross then whispers to Adam. They both put down a gigantic missile-sentry. They garrisoned the self-weapon. "Pinkie turn around." She did a 360. after she looked at the two missiles, smiling and giggling. "Yo ma-pony! Wassup?" Ross asked loudly, as his entry moves up and down sync with his sentence. Just to show he was like talking. Only letting everypony laughed. "Yeah! I'm doing fine!" Adam said backed, also doing the same thing. Ross walks out of his sentry as he places points for every player. "You know what? In the end, we are all winners." Ross said, as Adam approached him. "Oh, oh, go away." He said as everypony again laughed. Now they all packed and fixed everything. They all said goodbye and left to do their afternoon plans.