Real Thing
"Ross!! We've gone over that for like, 50 times!" Tyler and Adam yelled at the derpy unicorn in unison.
The five just told him what they saw, or happened this day. Ross however repeated the 'high' parts, just so being derpy as possible. The mane six just watched as the stallions scolded the derpy unicorn.
"Fine fine! Let's clarify that I didn't use drugs!" Ross replied loudly.
"Umm... We haven't properly met have we? I'm-"
"Yeah, Twilight Sparkle. That's Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack." Ross rudely interrupted, sighed. Twilight instead frowned at this.
"You gu-gals would rather call me WeenieButt." Ross said, as Adam in the background sang the WeenieButt song/remix.
"Anyway, WeenieButt. I'm sure you'll get used to Ponyville-"
"PONYVILLE?! HA, IT'S THIS MOD ALL OVER AGAIN!!" Ross yelled madly, as the mane six gave him a weirded look. While the stallions sighed, hoof-palmed or rolled their eyes.
"He's really weird, isn't he?" Dash whispered to Applejack, nodding her head.
"Well, it's night time. *yawn* Let's just.. wrap this up tomorrow." Sky spoke weakly, getting agreements from everyone or everypony.
"I agree with Sky. Let's go home." Rarity said, as all of them said goodbye and joined their assigned pony.
"Sky, you better know how to fly." Dash said to Adam.
"Barely.." Adam muttered softly.
The two pegasus then approached the base of Dash's house. Rainbow firmly flew up only for Adam to follow, slowly. Likewise, Dash got in first, as Adam was left behind and reached the yard by two minutes. He landed on his legs and found Rainbow facing him.
"We need to work on your flying speed." Rainbow said to him, walking in the building as Adam followed.
"To be honest.. We.. Came from another world." Adam admits, letting the mare to turn to him, slack jawed.
"But.. You're a pony.." Rainbow muttered.
"A.. Human. Then transformed into a pony." Adam corrected Rainbow.
"But.. If you're from a different world, how did you learn to fly for starters?" Dash asked.
"We.. Fell at the forest in the clearing. I realized I had wings so I could help my friends from the fall. And barely alive." Adam answered.
"Outlander, then knew how to fly? We're just gonna go along fine." Dash said, as Adam chuckled.
"But seriously, we have to work on your flying skills." Dash added, as Adam nodded.
"I'm tired." Dash yawned.
"I'll take the couch." Adam declared, dropping himself to the couch.
"Need a blanket?" She asked.
"Nah, We're mostly used to this." He replies, taking off his shades and lays it on the coffee cloud table. Closing his eyes.
"Ok." She said, walking up to her room.
The pegasus just raised more questions in her mind, a lot. Then she remembers that they'd tell everything tomorrow. Also planning a lot with him. The pegasus slumped on her cloudy bed. Her hooves by her head and blanket by her forelegs. She started to close her eyes, putting herself into sleep.
It was a big day tomorrow.
The stallions woke up before the mares did, escaped form their homes and regrouped at the park. Gizzy parked himself near Ross, and asked.
"Did 'ya sleep at Pinkie's last night?"
"Yeah. She looked down so I joined in her home." Ross replied.
The group finally met, Ross with Gizzy, Bash with Bodil and Tyler with Adam.
"So.. What now?" Bash asked.
"We wait for them." Adam answered.
"Why?" Bodil raised a question.
"We'll tell the whole thing. The real thing." Adam again answered.
They waited for a few minutes, hours actually. They were now laying down on the grass. Realizing it'd be long for them to come, they broke their silence to plan some fun things.
"Ross?" Sky asked. As Ross gave a 'hm?'.
"DNL?" He asked.
"DNL it is." Ross agreed.
"What's that?" Bodil asked.
"Pretty simple concept, first person to three points win. In order to make a point you have to make the person in the center laugh." Adam stated.
"Or survive the onslaught of jokes coming up." Ross added.
"Sounds fun." Bash said.
"Yeah, 'cause you haven't even joined it." Tyler spoke up.
"That adds you two. Gizzy and Bodil." Adam added.
"Fuck you Adam." Gizzy said.
"Shut the hell up Gizzy." Adam replied with a pissed-off tone.
"How 'bout this, we join the girls huh? It'll be fun right?" Ross broke off the two.
"Yeah sure." "Fine with me." The two agreed, as Ross smiled.
"Hey there!" A voice called them. The group turned to the source to find the mane six.
"And I thought you were cooking Gizzy!" Rarity said.
"I ain't good at culinary." The grey unicorn replied.
"Why wer y'all so up early?" Applejack asked.
"To tell the real thing." Adam answered.
"What do you mean?" Fluttershy asked.
And they told it.