"No, Windy... you can't be serious." The white unicorn growled in disgust. "You HAVE to be joking about this, right?"
"I'm perfectly serious, Gusty." wind Whistler told her angrily. "After all of the calamities you two caused in the human world, there is no way I'm letting you and Fizzy go back to earth as you were. Since Majesty has ordered me to allow you two imbeciles to come along on my research expeditions, I have decided to transfigure the two of you into a form that you'll be entirely inconspicuous in among the humans!"
She motioned for the two other ponies to enter a pair of strange-looking glass cylinders attached to a strange-looking machine. Trotting over to the sophisticated looking gizmo, she slipped a golden coin into the slot on the side.
"There it is, the last of Nibblik's wishing coins that I stuck away for safe keeping." Windy explained, pulling a lever on the side of the machine. "It's purpose is to transmogrify any pony into whatever form they wish. My machine will allow us to assume an inconspicuous configuration for a temporary span of time."
Wind Whistler climbed into the third glass cylinder, and the machine suddenly whirred to life. The three tubes lit up with a blinding flash. The huge mechanism spat steam and smoke for several minutes, before letting out one final groan before finally collapsing with a final sputter.
*POP! P-tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!*
For Wind Whistler, it was an odd sensation... having her innards pulled apart, and reassembled in a different pattern like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. But she felt no sense of pain or suffering during the process; rather, it was an odd sensation, like what the humans would call an 'out of body experience'. Hearing the machine sputter to a stop, Windy began to raise her front limbs to her face.
"Tactical sensations have returned to normal function, as has personal level of awareness." She pushed her front limbs against the hatch, pushing the glass cylinder open. "Motor nerve functions and muscular strength have also resumed."
Stumbling out of the glass container, Windy pulled herself up on her two back legs as her vision cleared. raising her two front limbs to her eyes, the former pony now gazed at the two new appendages located where her hooves had formerly been.
Hands... human hands.
"Hm, it appears transformation to primate form is complete." The scientist noted with some satisfaction. "Let us see of the transmogrification of my fellow former equines was as equally successful."
Windy looked over two the other two canisters, whose doors now suddenly swung open. Two familiar forms stumbled out of the tubes, and began to look over their new forms, as well.
"Oh wow, this is so neat!" Fizzy giggled, looking herself over. "I look just like Megan! Only a little older and taller, I think."
"Oh great, I'm a human being now." Gusty grumbled, rolling her eyes. "As if this day weren't bad enough already."
The three former ponies took another step forward.... an all immediately fell forward on thier faces.
"Ouch!"
"Owie!"
"Ow!" Wind Whistler grumbled sitting up and rubbing her sore nose after the fall. "Hrm, it appears that I failed top take into consideration how are centers of gravity would change."
The three girls then started looking themselves over, wiggling their fingers and toes, feeling the wrinkles and curves of the clothing the machine and the wishing coin's magic had put on them. Wind Whistler, then immediately went into analysis mode, looking pver and feeling around at every changer on the three.
"Fascinating, it appears that each of us has retained our pony hair and eye color, but each gained the skin tone of a naturally occurring human ethnicity. Though Fizzy retain her twinkle eyes, something that can be easily disguised." Windy examined each of their clothing. "It appears we are each wearing a short sleeve button-up blouse, and neck scarf tied in a bow, both of which match our natural coat colors. We are also each dressed in a matching knee-length skirt with our cutie marks printed on them, and knee high boots and socks of the same color." She lifted the material of Fizzy and Gusty's dresses, and looked down their shirts. "For undergarments, on top we are each dressed in a brassiere with a floral print pattern the same color of our coats. And on our bottoms, each of us are wearing a tanga with the same flower print and color. Also, we-"
"Would you PLEASE stop looking at our private stuff, Windy?!" Gusty slapped Wind Whistler's hand away from her skirt. "Geez, do you have to give an analysis of everything that's new to you?"
"Whoa, what are these two weird things in the middle of our chests?" Fizzy asked in shock, looking down at the two round orbs on her chest in confusion. "And why are ones on Windy and I so huge, and the ones on Gusty so tiny?"
"Ohhhh, I've seen enough of the dirty adult movies Danny sneaks over from the other world to know what's going on here. Fizzy , let's just say you and Windy's new nicknames are 'DD40', and mine is 'B20'." The tomboy shook her head, looking at the size tag on her two friend's bras. "So you two feel free to enjoy the incredible back strain, okay?"
"Huh, I don't get it." Fizzy replied, simply shrugging off her friend's words. "Sometimes Gusty, you really don't make any sense."
"In any case, the three of us can now blend in to human society undetected.And you two won't be able to cause any more mischief with your unicorn magic." Windy smiled, motioning to the other two to follow her back up the stairs. "Now, let us go find Paradise and Surprise, so that they can fly us back across the rainbow bridge to earth."
The three of of them started to walk forward, before the three of them stumbled and fell on their faces again.
"That is, once we adjust to our new bodies, and get used to walking on two legs..." Windy groaned, trying to pull herself up to her feet again.