Friendship is Secrecy

by Faller in Equestria


Dipper's POV: Food and... Chairs?

Mabel and I went upstairs to get the food, but I didn't take into account Stan might be suspicious at the amount of food we take.

"About time," Grunkle Stan said, "your food is on the table."

"Uh Grunkle? Can we have like, 12 more stancakes?" I asked.

"Growing hunger? Great, my nephew is finally growing up! Heh, heh, time to have that talk of manhood now..." He said as he served me more stancakes. Mabel tried to cover up her giggle at that, because the time we switched bodies and she came close to hearing that talk.

I cringed and said, "*yawn* umm Stan I think I'm too tired for that right now, I think I'll just go... And do.. Stuff." I rushed out of the kitchen before he could respond. Thankfully Mabel had grabbed six more plates and forks. (Plus the glitter, whipped cream, and maple syrup). We slipped into the gift shop and typed in the password to the vending machine to see that the girls had moved off the stairs and were sitting at on... Purple velvet chairs? Where did they get those?!

"Yay foods here!" PinkiePie yelled excitedly.

"Stancakes!" Mabel said smiling. Mabel bounded the down the stairs and into the room with me following a bit behind.

"What are stancakes dahling?" Rarity asked.

"They're pancakes made by our Grunkle Stan!" Mabel replied, "and I brought whipped cream, maple syrup, and glitter!" I started to put two stancakes on each plate and began passing them out, with one hand since the other was stopping Mabel from pouring the glitter on them. Mabel obviously seemed oblivious to the new plush purple chairs each of the girls were sitting on, a stark difference to the basements dark lab interior.

"Where did you get those chairs?" I asked.

"I summoned them using a spell," Twilight said.

"With designs by mwah." Rarity added, "I still think the white velvet would be better." Twilight gave her an annoyed look and then summoned two more chairs for us, pink for Mabel and blue for me. "That blue is much better, but they don't match now." Rarity commented / whined. Twilight ignored her and gratefully took her plate of pancakes with a smile. When all the girls had theirs had theirs we sat down with ours and passed around the toppings.

"Pass the glitter!" PinkiePie said excitedly.

"You go girl!" Mabel cheered and tossed the bottle of hot pink glitter. Pinkie got the whipped cream from RainbowDash who was sitting next to her and covered her pancakes until they were just a blob of glitter and cream. Then she facepalmed into it! What the hell, Mabel and PinkiePie must be made for eachother! We all burst out laughing and PinkiePie came up smiling with a glittery beard.

Applejack was the first to recover and said, "Pinkie, you used up all the whipped cream!"

"Sorry!" PinkiePie replied guiltily. Her hair literally deflated! I got shivers for some reason at the sight of her having flat hair, but the thought went away quickly. The girls looked expectantly at Twilight.

"Sorry girls, I'm exhausted from summoning chairs." She said, and weakly raised her fork to her mouth. Wait, if she summoned them, did they come from somewhere else? Meh, whatever.
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At the NorthWest mansion...

Pacifica laid, strewn across her favorite velvet chair. "Sergei get me ice-cream!" She screamed across the room. Dipper is such a jerk!, she thought.

"Coming!" Sergei yelled. He ran into the room with a pint of mint chocolate chip and a silver diamond encrusted spoon, Pacifica took it and thought, but why does he have to be so cute! She tried facepalming into the plush chair to hide a scream of frustration, only to fall from the air and hit the floor and the ice-cream landed all over in her.
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(Back to the story!)

"Oh it's ok darling, you can have mine AppleJack." Rarity got up and pushed her whipped cream onto AJ's pancakes.

"Ok so about the costumes." I said, "we have Mabel's makeup, to cover your skin, but I don't think that will stay on well enough."

"I can knit you all sweaters to cover up your wings!" Mabel offered excitedly.

"Thank you Mabel and Dipper," Twilight said, "I don't know what we would do if you didn't help us, I probably would have went up with my magenta skin and wings out in the clear."

"No problem," I said smiling, we should try to sneak you past Stan and into our room though, who knows how long it is before he comes downstairs."

"Plus we're not really supposed to be in here..." Mabel added in.

"Heh, good thing you did though." RainbowDash said.

"I think we should do that very soon... I have met enough people for today..." FlutterShy said, I'm guessing she's the shy skittish type. They're not a lot of those in Gravity Falls. Rarity is girly and over concerned with looks, she makes me think of Pacifica NorthWest, but way nicer. She probably wouldn't want to hangout with her though, she'd probably get too interested and blow her cover anyway. I think it's best to keep them in the background and away from the curious citizens of this town. RainbowDash and AppleJack seem sporty and will fit right in with Wendy and her gang. PinkiePie is a match with Mabel... That leaves Princess TwilightSparkle. I haven't seen her do much other than magic. I'm guessing she's like Rarity, being a princess and all.

"Ok we can sneak you guys up into our room and then go out to the store for makeup." I said.