Mischief in Equestria

by general cat4


Rough Landing

Rarity was working on a dress for a client in her boutique. It was a lacey dress, with a beautifully stitched matching hat, and a luscious red mask to cover the eyes. It was going to be used by a very important pony in Canterlot's upcoming masquerade ball. When a bright flash of light illuminated the workroom she was in. It was a bright flash, but it felt of strong magic. A kind of magic stronger than she had ever felt before. She HAD to finish this dress, and only had two days to get it done, but knew she wouldn't fully concentrate without knowing what that flash was, as it was dazzling. It was late Spring, and Summer was approaching. Rarity did not need a jacket so she went to find Sweetie Belle.

"Sweetie Belle?" Rarity called as she walked around her home. "Sweetie Belle are you there?"

"I'm in here!" Rarity heard she sister's voice from the kitchen.

"Sweetie Belle, i'm going out. I'll be back soon. Please don't dirty the house, and leave a note if you go out with your friends."

"Okay, Rarity," she replied, and with that Rarity closed the door behind her.

Rarity was looking around what she had thought the flash had come from, and stumbled upon a rather large crater. Upon further inspection she realized that a stallion was laying in the center, and he did not look well.

"Sir, Are you alright?" Rarity was calling from the edge of the crater. Not wanting to get her hooves dirty, her horn lit up, and she used a levitation spell to lift him out of the crater, and next to her. She heard Jamie give a moan. "He's alive," Rarity said to herself, both amazed and surprised. Jamie opened his left eye weakly, his right was swollen over. She tried to talk to him again

"Sir, are you alright, can you move? We must get you to the hospital!"

"Uhhh, what? who...who are....." Jamie could not finish, and he blacked out. When he saw the pony talking to him he just thought he was under side effects of Cole's mix-up pills. Dumb Cole.


----------------------------------------------------------three weeks later-----------------------------------------------------------------


Jamie slowly opened his eyes, and tried to sit up only to find out he couldn't. His body was too sore. he heard a voice from his left. He turned his head to face who was talking.

"He...he's..uhh...he's awake," a soft voice said in a whisper so low quiet Jamie could barely hear. He then realized there was more than one voice. His eyes weren't focusing yet, so he just saw a blur. A colorful blur.

"Fluttershy's right. Look, he is moving!"

"yeah, but barely. Look, he can't even sit up, kind of pathetic if you ask me."

"rainbow dash! don't say that. He was lucky to be alive when I found him. A very strong stallion if you ask me."

Jamie, after a few minutes of listening to the voices, was able to sit up, and see properly, or so he thought. He could see what appeared to be a hospital room, and six colorful ponies. He looked at them with pure confusion, still thinking Cole's pills were causing this. The ponies were looking at him now, with the same look of confusion. Except the pink one. There was also a yellow, white, orangish, purple and cyan pony. All female. Jamie muttered something like

"Dammit Cole, last time I try your meds."

"Excuse me," the purple one said, moving a bit closer. "Excuse me, are you alright?"

"Am I in a hospital?"

"Yes, my friend found you a few weeks ago in the bottom of a crater. Nopony has ever seen you around here."

"Wait, what? Where am I?"

"In Equestria of course. Where else," the purple pony looked at Jamie with pure curiosity.

"YEAH! Are you not from here?" The pink one was asking happily and loudly. She sounds almost like Cole, Jamie thought, And if she's like Cole the only answer to give is

"No."

"That's great! I know everypony in town, and since your new, I get to throw you...a PARTY!!"

"Pinkie, he's in the hospital, and he's only getting out in a few days." Twilight said flatly, "No party."

"Aww, come on Twilight, a party would make him feel all better in no time!" The pink one was almost begging.

"Wait, wait," Jamie was now saying. "Twilight was it? What's going on, why are you all ponies?"

"Of course we're ponies, why wouldn't we be?"

Okay, this is an illusion this is jus/" Jamie said as he rose his hand to point at the ponies, but realized he was a light blue, and didn't have a hand, but a hoof. "AUGGHHH!!!" Jamie screamed, startling the 6 mares. He turned the other way and looked in the mirror, and realized his face was also a shade of light blue and his hair was a medium long mane, a deep brown with a black stripe, almost like lightning. The line spread throughout his mane to his tail. Which upon looking at, made him scream again.



-----------------------------------------------------------5 days later-----------------------------------------------------------------------



Twilight and her friends made visits to Jamie every day. They were fascinated about his lack of knowledge of his surroundings. Only on the fourth day did he start talking reasonably, now convinced he was actually in a world ruled by ponies. Twilight had informed Celestia of Jamies arrival, and Celstia requested he be put in thier care until he remembered where he was from. Jamie chose to live with Rarity as she had saved him. On day fifth of his awakening the doctor said he could leave. Twilight and Rarity were the ones to see him out.

"Dr. Horse M.D. says you can leave the hospital now, Rarity has prepared her house for another," Twilight said. I have to get back to my library. I have to study. Bye.

"Another?" Jamie asked curiously, ignoring Twilight.

"Yes. I have a sister staying with me, her name is Sweetie Belle." Rarity said, also ignoring Twilight, who didn't seem to mind.

"That must be fun. Two sisters hanging out all the time."

"At times, I agree.....oh kind sir, what did you say your name was?"

This sent Jamie into a cold sweat. He didn't want to say his real name, and the ponies he knew had odd names,
"My name is...Mischief. Mischief Max."

"Well then Mischief, shall we be going?"

"Wait, before we go, do you know anyone named Kiana, or Cole?"

"I cannot recollect anypony by the name. Who are they?"

"Kiana is my girlfriend, and Cole is..." Jamie sighed, he knew he had to say it. "Cole is....my best friend."

"Well i'm sorry Mischief. I don't know either." That's when It hit Jamie. Like a .50 caliber revolver shot. A world without Cole....

"I think i'm going to like it here juuust fine," and with that, Mischief walked out the front door with Rarity with a smile that could break the fourth wall.



+50 internet points to who figures out the horse reference.