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// Attack of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 
// Story: Smg4 Tales: A Trip to Equestria 
// by Phantom Shadow King 
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        "Okay Twilight, where did you last see that Rock Wizard at?" Rainbow Dash asked Twilight as she crossed her hooves. Twilight rubbed the back of her head before she answered Dash. "Maude has it with her. She might heading back to the Rock Farm." Twilight answered the Pegasus. 

"Let's go. With my sexy Clown Copter it will be a piece of cake." Bowser said as he prepared his nightmare fueling car. Luna's eyes bulged when Bowser said cake and turned towards her insane sister. "No Tia, don't do it" Luna said worryingly when Celestia started stirring.

"Did someone say cake? I must have cake at once!" Celestia shouted before she grabbed Bowser and the Chain Chomp and drove the Clown Car to Ponyville. "Well how are we going to get that Rock now?" Smg4 said as he pouted like a child.

Mario had a rare lightbulb moment as he brought out some spaghetti and a magic wand. Smg4 seemed to have read Mario's mind as the later started speaking some Italian gibberish. "Mario, you better not be doing what I think you are doing." Smg4 said with shrunken eyes.

"Abagoraborasigmageti." Mario chanted as he shot a magical beam at the dish and...oh shit not again. "What in tarnation?" Applejack said when she seen what Mario created. Mario laughed evilly when his monster arosed from the ground covered in darkness.





Meanwhile the Indominus Rex was at Manehattan enjoying some quality time with Smg3. The dinosaur was wearing a top hat and bow tie, and was holding the Twicane like it was performing on stage. Smg3 and Crazy Koopa were wearing tuxedos and top hats as well.

"Who can take a sunrise?" Indominus began singing when her minions Smg3 and the Crazy Koopa joined in. "Who can take a sunrise?""Who can take a sunrise?" Smg3 and Crazy Koopa sung as a chorus for the I-Rex. "Sprinkle it with dew?""Sprinkle it with dew?""Sprinkle it with dew?" the trio sung together as they tore the city apart. 

While the Indominus was singing 'Candyman' it sensed a disturbance nearby. The I-Rex turned towards a fancy looking pony being molested by a Teletubby wearing a bridal veil. The three villains just backed away from the scene and were stopped by a news bulletin. 

"Breaking news about a giant monster destroying Ponyville." a news anchor-pony said as he shown a picture of the Flying Spaghetti Monster destroying the the town. "Looks like that fat red idiot just released hell onto that town. Pass the popcorn and jerky little turtle." the Indominus said as she sat down and made a crater. 





"All hail the Sexy Spaghetti King and his partner. GIVE US YOUR SPAGHETTI BITCHES!" Mario said to the ponies while doing some dance on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. "All of you are dead!" the Spaghetti Monster said as it fired some meatballs at the ponies. 

"What's going to happen if that Spaghetti thing gets to the Muffins Castle?" Derpy said when the Spaghetti Monster passed over her. The abomination cocked a cannon at Sugarcube Corner. "Spaghetti Launcher." FSM said as it blew the bakery to bits. A meatball from the spaghetti launcher had crushed the Castle of Friendship and destroyed the Tree of Harmony in the process. 

"MY HOME, AND THE TREE OF HARMONY!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK MONSTER IS THAT THING ANYWAY?" Twilight spoke in her Royal Canterlot voice at the destruction Mario caused. Smg4 was groaning from what Mario was doing, but a pissed off Rarity pounced on him.