Equestria Crossover Confusion

by Garfield23


Chapter 22

“So this is Ponyville what a boring place” a man said as he stood looking at the town before him, as his comrades walked forward “I don’t even get why we’re wasting our time with the ponies and their allies, they’ll come to us before long, right?” then he had a thought “You’d think with the generals freeing that nuisance, Firefly they’d have attacked by now! Right Jafar?”

“It certainly seems as if they are unaware of the danger our original plan would have posed. Perhaps the pony, Firefly flew off towards the wrong town” Jafar pondered as he cast a spell with his staff to summon a bunch of snakes that started to head for Ponyville’s remains “These new powers will allow me draw our enemies into battle!”

Zecora was inspecting Tien’s injury after having returned to her home to collect supplies, Tien’s injury was now suspected to be better than first thought, so Zecora looked at the slash, inspecting it for the signs for magical damage and she smiled “A drop of potion upon the wound should alive the pain, heal it soon and allow you to fight” Zecora said as she retrieved a small bottle from her collection of potions and poured it on the injury. Tien screamed in pain as the potion got to work but suddenly as quickly as the pain appeared it dissipated and Tien rose feeling stronger than before “I take it you are feeling at peace”

Tien smirked and said “Thanks, I’m ready to teach that creep not to cross my power!” suddenly the two heard a lot of shouting outside that seemed to indicate an argument between many parties “What’s going on?” as he walked to the door he pulled open the door and saw Aslan and Basil standing off arguing with Mustang and Iroh, “Hey hey what’s going on?”

Basil looked at Tien indigently “These blasted chaps seem to see fit to attack Canterlot without a dashed plan! It’s suicide!” Basil explained clearly a little ruffled by the argument, he then added “This one” pointing to Mustang “Called me a cowardly old wat only fit for stew!”

Aslan nodded “They were going on about attacking Canterlot right now!” he said as he looked at Mustang and Iroh with a harsh glance “I was all in favour of attacking but it’s madness to attack now, we’re far from ready and Iroh not an hour ago, you were saying we should wait a while before launching such a risky operation!”

Iroh frowned before saying “We need to attack, fight and destroy the enemies!” Iroh’s usual calm domineer seemed replaced with nothing but a blood lust “Weakness is inexcusable! Victory is all that matters!”

Mustang nodded and said with almost same fanatic obsession “Fight! We must fight! Fight the enemy, fight those that try to stop us and destroy them completely!”

“Do you hear yourselves?” Basil asked “You sound like that dashed cluny fella looking to pick a fight with anyone!” he wasn’t certain what he could say to stop Iroh and Mustang from attacking but he had to get through their blood lust “Surely you must have eaten a spoiled mushroom or something!”

Tien watched the scene before him, the fight before him wasn’t the only one, in the distance he could see Rainbow Dash, the CMC and Stitch trying to talk reason into Roronoa zoro and Jiraiya who equally seemed unreasonable. Not too far away Erza scarlet and Sailor Jupiter were arguing with Piccolo, Fluttershy and Rarity. Tien turned to Zecora who equally looked confused “What the heck is going on?!” he wasn’t sure if he should be worried but suddenly he felt a small pain go through his leg “Fight!” he screamed a moment later, he tried to regain control but he was overcome with the urge for battle. He then quickly fought back and regained control, looking down, he saw a snake and quickly used his ki to destroy it but it was too late “Zecora….you have to….get a sample of my blood! There’s venom in my system! It’s…making me want….to fight!”

Zecora nodded and quickly grabbed a cup from inside the cottage, rushing outside, Tien had made a cut and the blood leaked into the cup “Thank you, I’ll get it to Twilight!” Zecora said as she ran off towards the castle hoping Twilight was out from hiding and smiled when she saw the group assembled outside the castle “Twilight, there seems to be snakes forcing some of our friends with the urge to fight!” she said quickly.

Deadpool groaned “Looks like Edd and Aizen boy have had enough playing around!” he said as he began to explain “The evil dudes have fourteen commanders, like the generals they’re numbered. I was fourteen, Tirek was thirteen and this has all the hallmarks of Commander 7, Jafar, the dude always gave me the creeps but he has powerful magic, mostly snake themed. I kept expecting to turn into one”

Applejack frowned “Well Twilight looks like Aizen has raised the stakes” she said as she turned to Twilight who nodded “We best find an anti-venom before our friends hurl themselves at Canterlot’s walls”

Twilight smiled, as she looked at the blood she focused on splitting the blood from the venom, the spell forced her to concentrate hard on getting the venom away from the blood but finally she had the green liquid in a vile. “Give me a couple of moments to figure out if we have anything to counteract the venom” she said as she took the vile into the castle and after ten minutes, she walked out and showed the group a small vile “There is no anti-venom but there is a cure, all we need to do is hit the people affected with a sleeping spell and the venom will lose all effect, once we remove the snakes”

Deadpool appeared next to her dressed as a scientist “I conquer with your professional opinion” he said sounding like he was taking the mickey “Seriously folks, that has to be the silliest solution to blood lust. I prefer my solution!”

Applejack groaned “And that is?”

“Attack it! It works every time!” Deadpool said as though it was obvious “It’s also how I relax, fight Wolverine in New York, an hour later fight Spiderman and then if I have time fight whoever wants some!” the group looked at him with concerned expressions “What?! Oh come on it’s a completely healthy way to pass the time…well it is for me!”

“That’d explain a lot” the Magna defender said under his breath

Twilight sighed “Regardless we better get to work!” two hours later, everyone affected was asleep, Gandalf looking over the affected “It’s strange, practically all the humans were affected except, Gandalf, the Power Rangers and you Deadpool”

Gandalf smiled “It is strange but at least we caught it in time. My magic did protect me from the effects but I’m also not strictly human, since I am a wizard, I’m known as a Maia.” he then added “However it doesn’t change the fact we still need to attack. War is upon this land, if you don’t do something Ponyville will suffer”

Deadpool shook his head as he said “Hate to say it old timer but that’s exactly what Aizen wants. They’d have the advantage up there, Aizen has said more than once, there is a spot on the mountain that’d make an excellent spot for an ambush and thus any attack could go horribly wrong” he paused as he appeared behind Gandalf dressed as weather presenter “The weather today there is a high chance of death with chances of defeat if we attack Canterlot. While staying here gives us a low pressure of victory!”

“Alright we get it!” Applejack snapped “But how the hay do we lure them down here for a fair fight?!”

“Did somepony say they wanted a fight?” a voice said behind the group, turning they saw Sombra looking very smug “Ah Twilight Sparkle the time has come for my revenge! But first introductions, I’m Sombra Commander 12. Commander 11, Omega Red! Commander 10, Nappa! Commander 9, Tidalwave! Commander 8, Scar! And our leader of this attack Commander 7 Jafar”

Nappa smirked “These weak ponies won’t take a lot of effort, I’ll finish them in sec…” he was interrupted by a vicious kick from behind, Piccolo “…Ow who the heck did that?!”

Piccolo looked enraged at the saiyan “Someone with a long memory! This time, it won’t take long to dispatch you!” he said with a growl as he cracked his knuckles.

“Some idiots never learn!” Nappa roared as he charged and punched Piccolo but the attack had zero effect “Oh…oh no!”

Piccolo smirked and pointed a finger against Nappa’s head “Special beam cannon!” the attack tore Nappa’s head off.

Meanwhile Depthcharge and Tidalwave, the battle was a bit of a mismatch but they were exchanging blows but the battle didn’t last long as Piccolo’s attack struck Tidalwave and destroyed him too “Hey! I wanted to finish him myself!”

Piccolo merely shrugged and said “Opps” before they both sat down and looked at the two Z upon the floor “Hmm again? This can’t be good” Piccolo put his hand on the Z and sensed a tremendous surge of energy coming off the Z.

Aslan and Scar were fighting but Scar was clearly outclassed and then he cheated “My power boost will let me win this fight!” he roared and he tripled in size “Now your history!” as he brought his claw down but Aslan managed to doge the attack “I wonder how long you can avoid my attacks before I kill you!”

Aslan however didn’t get a chance to answer as Basil jumped in and delivered a kick against Scar’s head that send the lion flying “Terribly sorry, that just didn’t look like a fair fight, old chap and I thought I’d step in” Basil said “Beside grins here looks like a cheat anyway”
Aslan nodded “Indeed” he said simply.

“Hey Omega Red! You look in a good mood?” Deadpool joked as he drew his swords “Then again with that face it’s hard to tell. I mean look at it, it never changes, you always look like your sucking on a lemon and you can’t spit it out!”

“Do you ever shut up Wilson?!” Omega red fumed as he looked at Deadpool as his tentacles flew out and wrapped around Deadpool’s arms “Now I’ll finally get to shut that merc mouth of yours! AHH!” he screamed as he looked down to see a lance weapon sticking through his chest “You’ll pay for this!”

Billy looked at Omega Red as he fell forward “Well you shouldn’t have let your guard down” Billy said as the power lance disappeared “I may feel sorry for you but I’ve watched enough monsters fall to know this was necessary”

Deadpool looked at Billy a bit shocked before unloading five shots into Omega red’s head “Dude, for a guy wearing blue spandex that was…harsh but hey it was pretty cool!” he said as he put the weapon away before thrusting a sword into Omega red chest “Sorry just want to make sure the bed wetter is dead!”

Sombra smirked at Twilight as they exchanged blows “So tell me, Sparkle how much pain do you think Celestia is in right now? I think Puppetmon’s probably tearing her feathers off, one by one and then he’ll pull whatever is left of her wings!” he said with a delighted grin “Then maybe he’ll make her legs bend the wrong way!” he laughed but suddenly he felt a terrible pain around his leg. Looking down he saw Stitch biting down with all the power his jaws could supply “OOOWWWW! Get off you blue abomination!” he began to shake his leg desperate to get Stitch off.

Stitch let go falling to the ground saying “Big Dummy” he landed on the ground spitting Sombra’s black blood from his mouth before looking up at Sombra with a smirk who returned it with a dangerous growl “Now Twilight!”

Twilight was charging her magic “Hey Sombra! This battle ends here!” she screamed as she fired off the attack, she wasn’t alone, as Cheetor, Rattrap, Adam and the magna defender fired their weapons at Sombra. The resulting explosion was enormous and Sombra fell to the ground with a crash “You can’t win Sombra surrender!”

Sombra rose weakly to his hooves and looked up at Twilight “Once the Smooze comes through the portal! You’ll pay for this!” he screamed but suddenly a pony landed in front of him, Firefly “What?! NO! You were supposed to lure the ponies into our trap!”

Moondancer stepped next to Firefly with Warmachine landing on the other side of Firefly “Sorry Sombra but once I told my friends, what your bosses were up to! Warmachine here was sent to find her and we were able to avoid your boss’s poorly planned ambush!”

Sombra growled with anger “Well then I’ll make this little victory…..costly!” he screamed the last word as he lunged forward, head lowered aiming for Firefly “Die, You useless puppet!”

“NO! Get out of the way!” Twilight screamed, Warmachine fired his gun at Sombra, killing the dark pony but Sombra’s horn sunk deep into flesh but Firefly was fine “Moondancer! NO!” Twilight landed next to her old friend “Please..no…no…please….we…I…” she cried into Moondancer’s blood stained mane “You…can’t…die!”

“Moondancer!” Fluttershy screamed as the rest of the main six formed a circle around the fallen unicorn. Pinkie and Rarity both cried as they comforted the other, Applejack and Rainbow Dash trying their best to cover the pain they felt for their friend, who was crying over Moondancer’s dying form “This can’t be happening!”

Moondancer looked up at Twilight looking her in the eyes “Please….Twilight save…Equestria and….I’m glad I had a friend like..y..” she mumbled weakly as the last of her strength failed her and her eyes lost the light of life.

Twilight’s tears splashed down worse than before and she screamed “N…No…noooo!”

Gandalf who was fighting Jafar saw what had just happened as the two wizard’s staffs crossed each other “Twilight…take courage…you’ll need it for the coming battle” he said as he drew his sword “Now, Jafar I will fight to avenge our fallen comrade!” he brought the sword against Jafar’s staff but the weapon failed to stop the strike and Jafar’s arm was severed.

“You old fool! You’ll pay for that!” Jafar screamed as he held the remains of his staff and before anyone could stop him, he ripped off a golden band from his arm “Unleash the untold wrath of the genie whose mistress, Maleficent has wished for your death!”

Discord suddenly appeared behind the red genie and growled angrily “You’re going to wish you had never been summoned from your cheap lamp!” his anger clear, Discord was a lot of things but anyone who crossed his friends wouldn’t live to regret it “Now let’s make you a new lamp!” Discord was as bad as his word and a lamp appeared below Jafar “Now disappear! And this time make it for good!”

Jafar screamed as he was drawn into his new home but his home was then transported away by Gandalf who turned to Aslan and Scar who was now all alone against the combined forces of Equestria and her allies who were all very angry “May I suggest you run?” Gandalf said in a dangerous tone and Scar turned running towards the mountain, however Gandalf wasn’t in a forgiving mood “Piccolo, take it away!”

“Hell zone Grenade” Piccolo screamed his ire clear as the attacks destroyed the lion.

Twilight was led away by Fluttershy as those affected by the snake curse awoke to those who had been awake to see Moondancer’s death, who were still crying over her remains and then finally Discord did the right thing by the brave unicorn. Making a coffin appear around her body, cleaning her body and making her body ready for burial, his own face unable to hide his own tears “I may not have known her but her actions speak for themselves” he said.

“Um…sorry am I interrupting something?” a voice said from the direction of the castle “I brought some help…Twilight send me a message telling me not to go through the portal…who are all these people?”

The remaining 4 of the main 6 turned towards the voice and Applejack said “Sunset Shimmer? What are ya doing here?”