“Hi, bronies and pegasisters! This is Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy here bringing you the Fourth Wall Editions, and it's time to tell you all the craziness that has previously happened.” Pinkie started before continuing. “Okie dokie Lokie, let's begin.
So far what has happened in the first book, Nightmare Moon took over Luna, Twilight had a dream seeing everypony die around her, making her become so stressed that it made me look sane. Twilight ran all over Ponyville, warning her friends, and Celestia. Luna freaks out as her body begins to change, and she argues with a voice in her head. I thought I was crazy, but that's on a whole other level of crazy.
“Pinkie, could you tell them more about the story, if you want to anyway? Please?” Pinkie Pie continued, “Okie Dokie Lokie, where was I... oh yeah, soon after Twilight went berserk nearly killing Nightmare Moon and Luna. Really brony prophet you killing off the main cast I'm Seriously considering to murder you Brony Prophet, I know where you live, we are real too you know. *Whack*” Pinkie said as she slapped Brony Prophet again. “Why are you hurting me Pinkie? I'm just the writer. I thought you like to make people smile.” Brony Prophet said, as his face morphed into a sad expression. “I do, but you're being a meany pants to my friends-” “Pinkie!” Fluttershy said, as she cut Pinkie off before continuing. “I'm sorry Brony Prophet, your stories are great although scary.” Fluttershy stated, giving Pinkie 'The Stare'.
“Okie dokie Lokie, I will stop bullying Brony Prophet… Sorry.” Pinkie growled before continuing. “Twilight then goes berserk and I'm like, 'whoa' than Twilight is like 'I vow to destroy you Nightmare Moon' Then I'm like, 'you go get her Twilight!'-” “Can we skip this part? It's scary.” Fluttershy requested, starting to shake with fear. Pinkie continued,
“Aw but it's the good part... okay. After Twilight goes berserk and fights Nightmare Moon, she nearly kills her. Then Twilight stops fighting and starts talking to herself, and I'm like, 'hey that’s my thing.' Twilight argues with the entity in her mind then yells 'get out of my head' and suddenly there's a flash of light.” Pinkie begins making sound effects with her mouth then continues. “And BAM! Now there are four alicorns then I'm like, 'Whaa?' and Twilight's like, 'What?' Nightmare Moon's like, 'Who are you?' Luna's like, “Wait where am I? How did I get here? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SISTER'S CASTLE?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SISTER?!' Luna is confused; Twilight's bemused and Nightmare Moon's also confused, and the new alicorn's like 'I am Twilight Shroud; fear me, I am the empress of darkness mwah, ha, ha, ha-”
“Pinkie, please don't do that laugh, it's scary.” Fluttershy commented, hiding underneath a desk. “Oki doki Loki, Twilight Shroud then teams up with Nightmare Moon and Twilight Sparkle teams up with Luna and I'm like 'this is getting confusing.' They all start brawling again, then there's beams of magic, swords, punches, and kicks going everywhere. Twilights Sparkle's fighting, then Twilight Shroud is fighting, then Nightmare Moon's fighting, then Luna's fighting and while this is going on, Twilight starts glowing, and her eyes change white and suddenly time stops. Twilight then sees dead ponies, including Celestia, and all of the ponies that had perished over the years.
Twilight's like, 'what's going on? where am I?' and Celestia's like, 'you are the bridge between life and death, you are the true ruler of magic, and the ruler of Equestria.' Twilight comes out of this alternate dimension, and watches Twilight Shroud flee from the battle saying 'I will return.'
While this was going on, Luna unlocked her sister's special gift to her, the Luna Eclipse. Luna suddenly transforms into another pony entirely. Her coat turned white and her cutie mark had both the sun and the moon on it. She had one blue eye and one violet eye, and Nightmare Moon's like, 'I want this power.'
Nightmare Moon steals this power from Luna, then tries using the stolen power to kill Luna, but fortunately for Luna, she is saved by Celestia who sapped all of Nightmare Moon's magic away, defeating her.
If you thought that was everything, you're wrong, there's more. Twilight Shroud is spying on the ponies of Equestria, and talking to a *mysterious unicorn stallion with green wisps wafting from his eyes. C'mon Bronyprophet like we don't know its Sombra. Twilight Shroud is like, 'Enjoy your peace while you have it Twilight' and Twilight's like, 'I have a bad feeling about this.' Whoa, that's a lot to take in when you say it all at once.” Pinkie said, as she pretended to be exhausted.
“But there is more, Pinkie.” Fluttershy added. “Oh yeah, the sequel, I guess I forgot because of its lacking popularity.” Pinkie said as a light bulb turned on above her head. “Ouch Pinkie, that hurts.” Brony Prophet said, pretending to be hurt. “Sorry Brony Prophet it's the truth,” Pinkie Pie said, shrugging her shoulders. “You don't have to be mean about it. Just continue telling everypony about what has happened in the book series.” Brony Prophet said, becoming indignant.
“Oki Doki Loki. After the battle 4 years ago, Brony Prophet decides to be a meany pants and create a war for us. THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT WRITING!” *slap* “Will you stop Pinkie?” Brony Prophet replied, rubbing his face.
“No! Soon we find out that Equestria is under attack by something else sinister, we fight back, and Twilight's like, 'I need allies, I must talk to the humans, and ask for their aid.' Twilight then abandons Equestria, and I'm like 'your a great ruler Twilight, but it's alright we know that it was Brony Prophet who made you do it.'” Pinkie stated.
“Really...” Brony Prophet replied with an irritated tone. “Yes. As Twilight meets up with Sunset, the school's in ruins, and Principal Celestia's dead.” Pinkie explained before inquiring, “Seriously what do you have against Celestia, Brony Prophet? You big meany pants.” “I don't have anything against Celestia.” Brony Prophet replied. “Likely story, I'm watching you.” *Cough* *Cough* Fluttershy sounded, attempting to get Pinkie on track again. “Okie Dokie Lokie, this is not over Brony Prophet.” Pinkie stated while staring at Brony Prophet and gesturing that she is watching something. “I know, I wish it was.”
"Now where was I... Ah yes, that's right, the high school. As Twilight made her way to a passed out Sunset Shimmer, She's like, 'are you okay Sunset' Sunset wakes up and is like, 'Yeah I'm fine but our friends. They're in danger' Sunset gets up too fast and falls over, and Twilight's like. 'Not yet, you need to rest, you're injured. Our friends are fine, we will save them with the help of your government. Where can I find the government?' Sunset replies 'at the pentagon but they won't listen to you, you look like a teenager' and Twilight's like, 'I will show them. I'll show you.' Suddenly the world changes and I'm like, 'Me next, me next, I want a turn.'
Then all the sudden they're in the future, the world is destroyed, looking like a scene from the Terminator, and I'm like, 'This guy ripped off a movie' Twilight's like, 'this is what we can expect' Sunset is then attacked by some person that we know as Crimson Blood didn't see that coming pshhh... yeah right, I see everything, Dead Pool has nothing on the original.” “You called.” Dead Pool said as he suddenly appeared, riding on Wooden Toaster's back, before clicking his fingers, and a giant POOF word appeared, and Wooden Toaster was gone. “Great, just what I need, another person who likes to destroy the fourth-dimensional wall.” Brony Prophet stated sarcastically. “Aw, I love you to Brony Prophet.” Dead Pool taunted. Pinkie continued rolling her eyes.
“Twilight came from the future, and was like 'That was close, that's the reason I need your government's assistance.' Sunset's like, 'Go to the pentagon.' Then Twilight teleports away and Brony Prophet thought it would be fun to put a scary little girl in the mix, well why not. I'm like 'Man I hate you Brony Prophet.' And vice principal Luna then grabs a chair and ruins a perfectly good game of hide and seek by hitting the little girl in the face, before stabbing the little girl. All the while I'm like 'seriously what's wrong with you?'” Pinkie stated, irritation thick in her voice.
“Don't worry Brony Prophet, I like that part of the story; it's so much more fun to unalive villains.” Dead Pool commented. “After Twilight is attacked by a group of soldiers, aligned with the voidlings. She is saved by the person who has to meet her, Lyra. Great story there Brony Prophet you have such a keen imagination. I honestly don't know how Skye Mist handles your shocking grammar, and story writing. Actually, why don't we interview her."
After a few moments of travel Skye Mists arrives through a portal. "Oh, that was so much fun. Let's just do that again, huh? It's just so very fun when someone summons you against your will and makes you go across the trans-dimensional plane without your acknowledgment." Skye Mist said sarcastically, after she exited the portal. "Hey, Skye Mist." Pinkie greeted "Hi Pinkie what can I do for you?" Skye Mist replied, still slightly irritated. "Well, how about an interview on what your thoughts are for Bronyprophets story?" Pinkie asked "Well I think it's too dark, and his punctuation is so terrible. Even while he is typing this up, he has made several errors that I will have to fix *facepalm*" Skye Mist answered before slapping her own face. "Why are you guys so mean to Bronyprophet?" Fluttershy asked giving a sad Bronyprophet a hug "I'm not being mean; I'm just being bluntly honest." Skye Mist replied.
"Your so kind Fluttershy." Brony Prophet said as he embraced Fluttershy. "Brony Prophet and Fluttershy sitting in a tree K.i.s.s.i.n.g." Dead Pool taunted causing Fluttershy to blush and causing brony prophet to attempt to hit Dead Pool "You missed haha." Dead pool stated. "Shut it Dead pool." Brony prophet said, filled with anger and embarrassment. "So Skye Mist, would you say you like the story?" Pinkie asked "I like the overreaching plot, but as I said the errors... *Facepalm*" Skye Mist sighed. "See what you do to this poor girl, you're making her head red *crunch*," Pinkie said, as she kicked Brony Prophet in the grind.
"OUUUUUUUUCH!!!" Brony Prophet howled in agony "ha, ha, ha, your junk just got crunched." Dead Pool commented. "Pinkie why do you have to hurt Bronyprophet so much, I'm so disappointed in you." Fluttershy stated with an assertive tone. "Aw, Fluttershy don't be like that." Pinkie said "No! you're being too mean!" Fluttershy chastised, "Thank you Fluttershy, but we must continue the overview. Pinkie please continue." Brony prophet stated getting back on track.
"Okie dokie lokie, Soon after Twilight meets up with her new friends, Shinning Armour arrives in the human world looking for a cure to save his boy... Brony Prophet you have problems, you stab children and curse foals. You are such a loving pony you should be the villain of this tale, you'd be a better fit. I thought Sombra was bad, but you're the evilest villain of this universe." "I would agree with you, he would make a great villain." Skye commented. "Really guys give a guy a break, well a girl now thanks to you Pinkie..." Brony Prophet said in a high pitch tone.
"When Shining Armour has caught up to Twilight, he is ambushed and captured. Once again Brony Prophet decides to hurt another one of my friends... *whack*” Pinkie Pie slaps Brony Prophet again. “Ouch, why do you keep hitting me?” Brony Prophet said, feeling a bruise starting to appear on his face “Because she can.” Dead Pool answered. “Shut up Dead Pool, and Pinkie get on with it.” Brony Prophet stated.
“Oki Doki Loki. Equestria is now in ruins, and I'm like, 'Why are you doing this to us Brony Prophet.' Luna is like, 'I need help' Luna then frees Nightmare Moon, gives her powers back and joins Luna in a fight side by side. Whereas Twilight and her new group head to the void to save Twilight's and Sunset's friends. Once they enter the void, Twilight's like, 'some of you are going to die' and the others are like 'whaa.'
Soon after entering the black castle, the group is attacked by Shinning Armour, what a surprise” Pinkie Pie stated, rolling her eyes, before continuing. “Twilight's then like, 'It can't be' and the others are like 'ahhh' because they are knocked out.
All you Shinning Armour fans your going to love this. Wait for it… Wait for it... Twilight's forced to kill her own brother to save him. That makes total sense. You have to kill something to save it. I'm like 'cool story bro, needs more dragons' and would you look at that: a dragon appears... after the father of twilights secret foal revealed himself. Wait rewind. When did this happen, and she didn't tell her best friends about it…?” Pinkie Pie said as she became deflated from her bubbly self; as she did Fluttershy started to cry and Skye Mist tried to comfort them. Soon after their emotional breakdown, they couldn’t continue Fourth Wall Editions.
“Have no fear, Dead Pool is here.” Dead Pool stated, making a heroic gesture. “Great; there goes my story.” Brony Prophet sighed. “Soon after Twilight had defended her secrecy, she fought with that guy and she was nearly defeated by that guy. She began to lose the fight when suddenly she was saved by her friends Dead Pool, then she was like 'Oh Dead Pool you are my hero,' then we unalived the bad guys, and made babies. The end. Such a nice story.” Dead Pool concluded.
“That's not funny Dead Pool... now how about you say what actually happened...” Brony Prophet declared. “Oh alright my little, snook ems.” Dead Pool taunted. “DEAD POOL!” Brony Prophet yelled. “Where have I heard that line before... oh yeah from Fury.” Dead Pool put a Fury mask on before continuing. “He was like 'DEAD POOL!' and I was like 'FURY!' Ah good times, good times. Eh, I'm bored here. Bye bye snook-ems.” Dead Pool said, as a cloud of smoke appeared. After the smoke cleared, he was sitting on top of Celestia. Shortly after this random occurrence, he took off and rode Celestia into the sunset. “Pinkie I know you are sad, but can you please finish off the bulletin.” Brony Prophet asked politely.
“Okay... After Twilight defeated Shinning Armour, she arrived at the large door to the dungeon, and standing there was the one person she didn't want to meet again, the father of her secret son Star Dusk. Crimson Blood and Twilight fought. Twilight was losing when Lyra and the group saved her from a repeat from the past. That's the end of Fourth Wall Editions. Pinkie signing off.” Pinkie concluded. “Fluttershy um you know, signing off.” Fluttershy concluded. as Fourth Wall Editions concluded Skye Mist headed to the portal "Here we go again... yay..." Skye mist commented, with a blunt look on her face, before returning to where she came from.