Saxton: So. You're a dessert now, are ya?
Painis: I will eat you.
Painis then proceeded to slide over to Hale and began biting him but not doing anything. Seeing this, Derpy immediately flew away.
Saxton: That's it? Please. I'll make this quick.
Hale swung a massive fist and sent Painis flying. He (conveniently) crashed into Derpy who (even more conveniently) was carrying a muffin. The pair then landed ( more conveniently still) landed right in front of Fluttershy and Medic.
Fluttershy: AAH!
Medic: Next patient. Oh my. A direct hit at close range. Let's see what you've learned, Fluttershy. Fire up the Medi-gun and get Soldier back in the ring.
Fluttershy: OK.
Fluttershy started the Quick Fix Medi-gun and within a few seconds, Soldier was getting up.
Soldier: Thanks... Fluttershy? Good job. We've got a problem. Scout is down about a mile to the south. He seemed alive, but I could be wrong.
Fluttershy: I'll do it. I can get to him quickly.
Medic: Alright. Be careful.
The Pegasus pony flew as fast as she could while carrying the Quick Fix. On the way she saw Rainbow Dash flying slowly in her direction.
Fluttershy: Hold still, Rainbow. I'll heal you.
Rainbow: Wow! I feel much better. You gotta heal Scout! He's almost dead...
Fluttershy: That's where I'm headed. Gotta go.
Rainbow: Thanks. I'm gonna look for that psycho.
Fluttershy kept going until she saw Scout. She dived down quickly, landing next to Scout. She started healing him and he was back up in no time.
Scout: Thanks, Shy. Now I recommend you keep healing, cause with that healin' machine, you can even keep up with me, as long as we're connected.
Saxton was just down the road when he saw the pair.
Saxton: Well, looks like baseball boy didn't kick the bucket quite yet!
Scout: Run. I'll lead.
The pair kept running until Scout ran out of breath. Then, he noticed something that gave him a big smile.
Scout: Quick, this way.
The pair dashed down the alley, with Hale close behind. Then, behind the two alley ends, A black Scottish cyclops and a zebra waited in hiding for an ambush.
Hale barely managed to squeeze through the alleyway. Then, two doors, one on each side of the alley, swung open with magic and revealed about a dozen or so sticky bombs, which prompted to immediately explode.
Demoman: Nice job, Zecora!
Zecora: Thanking you is what I do.
Hale suddenly burst through a cloud of smoke.
Demoman: Thought so. Take this, me Loch-N-Load. Direct hits only though.
Zecora nodded.
Demoman: As fer me... It's time for...
As if out of nowhere, he got a completely new weapon loadout.
Demopan: Demopan!
Saxton: I'll show you my Stout Shako and then I'll take your lives as refined!
Demopan: Take my pan, psycho!
Demopan Repeatedly bashed Hale with his shield and pan, dodging every fist thrown at him. Meanwhile, Zecora kept firing grenade launcher shots, doing plenty of damage.
Demopan: Demopan to team! We're doin' it!
Saxton: I don't think so!
With this, he smashed Demopan's shield into a million tiny pieces.
Demopan: Forget that. We need some backup!
Heavy: Me and tiny ponies are coming! Hold on!
Demoman and Zecora kept running, seeing Heavy and the CMC in the distance, double miniguns ready to go.
Heavy: Ready girls?
CMC: READY!!!
Heavy: Fire! GO GO GO!!
All four started firing at the same time, Heavy with his standard mini-gun, the CMC firing the Iron Curtain.
Hale: You got fillies firing a minigun? These are quite some ponies.
Heavy: You cannot beat us! We will destroy you!
Scootaloo: Yeah! This is the best day ever!
Heavy: Just be careful, this man hits hard.
The fire continued as Hale struggled through the bullet storm. He was about ten feet away.
Heavy: Safety perimeter breached! Retreat!
The four ran to the safety of the Sweet Apple Acres barn, Hale close behind. They quickly got inside the barn door and shut it. Hale burst through and left a Hale-sized hole in the wall, creating a single ray of light in the dark room.
Hale: Alright, cowards. You can't hide forever. Now where are you?
Apple Jack: Right here, sugar cube.
The lights immediately turned on, revealing seven level 3 sentries, two with wrangler shields and several dispensers, as well as a confident looking Engineer and Apple Jack, each with their own Wrangler controller. Behind the wall of dispensers was Heavy and the CMC.
Engineer: We can certainly hide. Not forever, but long enough to finish you.
The sentries started beeping faster and harder than a censorship convention. Another massive bullet storm (with rockets) started pouring into Hale. He was slowly backing away, not able to absorb the full impact of the projectiles.
Engineer: Would ya look at that. We're doin' it.
Hale: Nothing can stop SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With this mighty roar, all of the sentries suddenly stopped and seemed like they were being sapped.
Apple Jack: Is that supposed to happen?
Engineer: Unfortunately.
All six of them ran out and headed to the first place they were told to go: The library. They kept running until the library was in sight.
Engineer: Engineer to Twilight! We see the Tree house, and Hale is right behind us!
Twilight: Twilight to Engineer, readin' ya loud and clear! Get ready, Sniper!
Sniper: I was born ready.