//------------------------------// // Epilogue // Story: Halo U.N.S.C Frigate Timelane // by Element Reading //------------------------------// This is right before halo 5. Okay, we see UNSC ODST Commander Mord Leon of the squad Demon Skulls. He is floating in space, he doesn't have his helmet, though his armor doesn't have any kind of wounds, he starts to open his eyes, he sees some kind of being, it looks like the didact from Halo 4, he is floating with the helmet. "Mord." It says, "You have died in battle defending the ponies of Equestria. But I have chosen you from every other marine that died there, you, you are the most capable of being the first of a new line of Promethians." "What are you going to do?!" Shouted Mord. "Oh, you will be in our shoes metaphorically, and physical as a new form of Promethian. Heh, heh, heh." Mord gets to his feet, he yells, "I will never work for you, I am a Marine, I fight for humanity only!" "You won't even realize you will become one of us and come right back out of Equestria. The first Promethian planet." Mord stared at him with eyes of shock, he tried to pull out a gun, though he had no weapons on him. Mord asked, "I died, how would YOU bring me back?" He chuckled a bit, "Because, we got a bit of you're dna before you died, it was cataloged." Mord stared at him. "Wait I am already back?!" The didact just nods. "Oh my god, what the hell?!" The space around him starts to go white as he falls down and passes out. The next second we look at a big a*s promethian, it was in some kind of container. It shouted, "BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" UNSC Hammer, 3 months later: We go to ODST squad Demon Skulls, they have been killing Covenant for months without leave. When they were given leave they all said Equestria. Baker and his wife just moved into Canterlot. They were in the rec room, Trev was on his helmet. Helen was cleaning her shotgun, Macy was playing poker with Yori, and Baker was looking at the energy sword Mord gave him. Trev took off the helmet and said, "Hey guys, Luna agreed to let you all stay at the castle, we don't have to stay in Baker's house." They were all cheering. Baker asked, "What's wrong with my house?!" Macy turned around and replied, "Well, you guys are really nice people. You're place is very nice, but not for 6 and a half people." Yori quietly took all the money that was on the table, Baker asked, "Where did you get a half?" "Your unborn daughter, not yet a whole person, though not a spec of nothing ether." Helen said, "I'm surprised you could comprehend that Macy." She replied, "Thank you Hele- HEY!" They were all laughing their a*ses off. "5 minutes until we reach Equestria." Said the captain through the speakers. "Alright squad ready up." Said Baker. Sir, we aren't going to battle, we are on vacation." Said Helen. Baker turned around to face her and replied, "I mean we get the bags and drink the booze." They all finished the beer and grabbed the bags. Baker asked, "Hey guys, I feel we should pour out a bottle of beer for Mord." They all nod as he pours some beer on the ground, of course someone will clean it up, though it is more of a honor thing then anything. 15 minutes later: They were in a pelican, it was in atmosphere of the planet, inside was two pilots, and the Demon Skulls. They were laughing and fussing around like animals. "Baker, you know my wife?" Asked Helen. "Of course I do, don't tell Asa. But she is hot as hell." They all replied, "Ya, ya." "Well, she is going to meet us at Canterlot and we are finally gonna be able to spend time together." Baker replies, "That's great, you know guys I arranged to have dinner with Shining Armor, Cadence, and little Flurry Heart. Such an adorable filly." He gave a almost silent squeal of excitement. The squad was happy and chatting with one another, Baker sat down and looked at the energy sword, he thought. "Mord, if you can hear me brother, we miss you so much, the Demon Skulls haven't been the same, nor any better. In fact worse then before, I am doing all I can, but I am a hacker with a gun, not a leader. I'm so sorry I couldn't save you, it haunts me every night, please forgive me bro." Just then the pilot says over the radio, "Alright, 20 seconds til we reach the private pad on the Canterlot castle." They started to grab their bags and were ready to debark the pelican. As soon as the door opened they ran out and took a deep breath of fresh air. Trev looked to his right and saw Luna, he dropped his bag and they ran to each other, just like in the movies. They were in slow motion, he had a big grin on his face, Luna was smiling with an open mouth. Until Baker walked up to Trev at normal speed and said, "Dude, this only works in movies, you can't do this slow motion." Trev replied, "Yes I can, I am gonna do this cool." "This isn't cool, it's dorky as hell you moron. I'm recording this so you will see how stupid this looks." "Gee, thanks sir." Trev resumed his slow running. After about 3 minutes Trev and Luna finally got to embrace each other in their arms and lips. They just stared at them. Because Trev was the stripper king, literally there is a stripping move named after him. "What am I seeing? How does he have anybod- ergh, pony?" Asked Yori. They just shrugged. Trev pulled out of the kiss and said, "I have wanted to do that for two moths now." She replied, "We'll do more tonight, now lets deal with the squad." He shacks his head. "Welcome to Canterlot, the guards will take your stuff to the rooms, oh Rhea and Asa are in the dining hall waiting for you all." Helen and Baker started to run to the dining room. Yori and Macy followed Baker and Helen. Macy asked, "Trev, you coming dude?" He replied, "Sorry, I got a little bit of catching up to do with Luna, I have 2 weeks to catch up on a month and a half of sex." Macy waved it off and catched up to the rest of the squad. While entering the castle all Baker could think was, "This is going to be a good vacation."