SAE - Sword Art Equestria

by The Dark Brony


Chapter 8 - A Displaced Party

-Asuna’s POV-

As we appeared in Craig’s universe we looked around to see him and Scootaloo sitting on a nearby sofa before I asked him “Craig, you ready?”

They then turned their heads towards us before saying “Yeah we’re ready, we were waiting on you.”

“Okay then shall we?” I asked before Craig nodded as a portal opened in front of him.

“This portal will take us there,” He admitted before Scootaloo before she jumped onto his shoulder before we all walked through the portal.


-Third Person Perspective-

Seconds later a small group walked through the portal that included a large man wearing a burgundy jumper and long black jeans, The second a young boy wearing a black trench coat, the third was a young woman wearing a flowing blue dress and the last was a small orange pegasus who was sitting on the first mans shoulder.

Justine waved to them. “Hello, I’m Justine, and yes, I know I look like an Anthro Twilight Sparkle. Welcome to the Shadow Christmas Party.”

The man then smiled and said “hello Justine, I’m Craig this is my mother Asuna, brother Kirito and daughter Scootaloo.”

“I’d introduce you to my kids, but they’re not allowed here. Nice to meet you. There’s some people inside, and some people at the Snowpark.”

“Who’s inside?” Craig asked

“Time Spinner, Lance, bunch of people really.” Justine said.

 Just as Justine finished speaking, a loud crash could be heard from behind Time’s cabin.
           
“Sorry I’m not used to being this big.” Said a Large pink dragoness as she pulled her tail back inside.

Asuna then looked at Kirito and said “Spinner. I have a few words to say to him.” before they ran towards the cabin.

Craig then sighed and said “well this can only end badly, I’d better catch them up. We’ll see you later Justine.” With that he ran off to catch up with the other.


It was only then that anyone who was outside or nearby the windows inside saw a two story Onyx dragon accompanied by two other individuals. The first was a human like figure with the arm of a dragon. The second being an orange earth pony with a Stetson hat on her head.

“Revaan, please don’t tell me that someone brought us here to terrorize a whole town.” The human sighed.

“It was me!” Laughed Asphyxious as he give Ken a hug. “I thought you and AJ could join the party, also the Pink Dragon apart of my hoard so no biting.”
       
“Oh, hi Asphy!” he replied. “Nice to see you guys. Oh and for the second part, wasn’t planning on it.”
       
There was a yell and Entropy smashed out the window, holding a red lightsaber. Time Spinner followed, holding his own red lightsaber.
       
“Well… someone’s ready for The Force Awakens…” The Scalebound chuckled.
       
“Entropy! I am your father!” Time yelled.
       
“I know dad!” Entropy replied, twirling her weapon.
       
Revaan chuckled a little at the young child as she played with her father. He found it… amusing to say the least. But he did not expect anyone else to join in on the fight. “It nice to see them all enjoying themselves.” Said the Pink dragoness watching everyone play.
       
“Hey I want in!” Said Leo as she jumped out the window after them before turning into a girl with dragon wings and tail. She then pulled out a blue and green lightsaber and joined the duel.
       
Suddenly there was a pop and a christmas themed Edward Kenway appeared in the arms of Revaan, “Please don’t let me get dog piled again… Scales… Warm… Am I hugging a dragon for protection right now?”
       
“Yes you are.” Ken deadpanned, facepalming himself with his draconic arm.
       
“And Who would you be? Also… Who is the dragon I’m hugging?”
       
“One… I’m Ken Ahkrin. Two, you're hugging my partner Revaan.” The Scalebound told the captain.
       
“Hello.” Revaan spoke, startling Edward as he tapped his head softly with a talon.
       
Edward quickly got over it and dusted himself off, “I am terribly sorry for that Mr. Revaan.” Edward then put out an apologetic hand, in which Revaan used a talon to shake.
       
“It’s okay. A lot of things happen and I’m kind of used to it.” He sighed. Looking back at the rest of the group. Watching the lightsaber fight unfold in the snow.
       
“And Mr. Ahkrin I don’t think we’ve met before.” Edward said holding out a hand for a handshake.
       
 “Me neither. This is quite a large amount of people if you ask me.” Ken replied, turning to notice an Adept in a light blue coat walk outside.
       
“Well, it seems like everyone is having fun.” The Adept named Lance smiled. “If I knew this was a christmas celebration, I would’ve invited my Fiance’ Max.”
       
“Ah so you are the one Max is going to marry, names Edward if you didn’t already know.” Edward smiled, while he handed his token to both Lance and Ken.
       
“Pleasure to meet you, Edward.” Lance replied, handing him his own token. “I take it you must be Ken? I heard about you from Zinnia.”
       
“Yeah, that’s me. Though, she never mentioned anything about you.”
       
“Well, we only met a couple of times, so it’s bound to happen.” The adept replied as he stuck out his hand for the Scalebound to shake. “Lance Walker.”

“Ken Ahkrin.” He replied, shaking the Adept’s hand.
       
“Nice to meet you.” Lance replied, before looking at the roof for a minute. “You know, I was going to have my cousin Sun come down for a second, but after what happened earlier, he needs a much needed break.”

“He called me a midget…” Edward grumbled.

“Well, when you came out in red, I think he mistook you for Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. Case of Mistaken Identity, Mr. Kenway.” Lance sighed.

“As it has just been cleared up it’s ok… Oh well atleast I can have an awesome evening and get a lot of friends… While not getting haunted by a spirit of chaos.” Edward smiled and pulled out a lot of christmas decorations from his apparently limitless backpack.

“Well, I’m going back inside. Ken, you want a cup of coffee?”

“Oh you have no idea…” Ken replied, nodding his head. “Wanna come AJ?”

“Fine by me. I can go for some cider right now.” She replied as the three of them went inside. Leaving Edward outside with Revaan as they watched everything else unfold in front of them.

“So… Revaan… Do you like christmas carols?” Edward asked as they stood and watched.

“Is this christmas what you Displaced call Hearth’s warming?” Revaan asked. “I haven’t really celebrated much of the holidays normal Equestrians would. I am the last of my kind back home.” The last part, he let out a deep sigh as he sat down on all fours and looked back at the jedi vs. sith duel in the snow.

“Well they are usually not this chaotic but yeah kinda like this… So do you want some glogg?” Edward asked with a small smile, causing Revaan to raise an eyebrow. “It’s a kind of Scandinavian punch I had while travelling Europe… First and only travel across the Atlantic I ever had.”

“You are very generous, but I’ll pass.” Revaan replied, lowering his head a little. “You want to get a better view from up here?”

“Heh, sure, thanks.” Edward said as he snapped his fingers and appeared on top of Revaan’s head while holding a hot cup of glogg. Revaan himself just raised his head a little, allowing the Assassin in order to see from nearby twenty feet off the ground, looking over the entire area like he was at the top of a ferris wheel. Edward pulled out his phone and put on several song all put in one.

Justine looked at the scene for a moment before turning back to the group. “There he is. You wanted to say something Asuna?”

Asuna then gave her a devious grin and said “oh yes” She then walked over towards Time Spinner and shouted “Hey Spinner remember me!”
       
Kirito and Craig then sighed as they walk beside her and say “Calm down, mum.”

She then smiled and said “Relax you two, I’m not going to hurt him”

“Leo! Don't dual wield around civilians!” Crux shouted from the window before the yellow changelings that were behind him ran off to go make snowmen and Arthur snuck off to the snowball fight.
       
“Fine dad!” Leo grumbled before putting away her green lightsaber and charging at Time and Entropy with her blue one.
       
Time Spinner blocked an attack from Entropy and turned towards Craig and his family. He was about to say something but noticed Leo. He deflected the blue blade with his, and Entropy kicked him in the stomach, sending him rolling towards them.
       
Time rolled next to Asuna and gave her a two fingered peace sign. “Should I?”
       
She then smiled as she said “Relax we don’t want to start anything with you,” she then grabbed him in a hug and said “just thank you for reuniting us with Craig.”

Craig then laughed and said “It’s thanks to you that we are back together… well mostly they’re around a thousand years in the past but still we’re in the same reality.”

“Uh… You’re welcome?” Time said, confused.

Entropy, still dueling Leo, yelled. “Timey wimey dad! We haven’t done it yet!”

“Probably something for next week… Add them to the list!” Time said. “Anyways, it’s nice to meet you. Things don’t happen to me in the right order.”

“I broke some time space rules bringing two of my displaced here.” Crux said laughing as he walked over and helped Time Spinner up.

“In any case, have some fun. Darth Pinkamena and Darth Surprise are in the kitchen making some Christmas cookies and Chocolate. Why doesn’t the little one go inside.”

“And be careful of Darkaloo. She’s a bit grouchy.” Justine added.

“Come back! I just want to hug you!” Lilith shouted as she slid after a orange batpony filly, Cyrine running after them in an attempt to stop the slime girl.

“I’m not a plushie!” The filly yelled as she sped away.
       
“But you're so cute!” Lilith replied.
       
“I’m not cute! I’m cool!”

“Lilith! Get back here! And stop terrorizing that filly!” Cyrine cried as she cased after her girlfriend.
       
“That’s Darkaloo. She’s Folteren’s Scootaloo.” Justine said. “She hates Hearths Warming AND Christmas.”

Craig’s Scootaloo then smirked and said “Wow she’s a lot different to me.”
       
“Wonder how she’d react to you.” Justine smirked. “She’s rude, impatient, hates Displaced, and likes dark stuff which is where she got the nickname Darkaloo.”

Craig then sighed “Probably badly and I seriously don't want to have to stop a kid to protect you Scoots.”
     
Darkaloo runs past Craig's Scootaloo and disappeared as Lilith starts to catch up. “I have you now!” Lilith said as she glomps Scootaloo, either not noticing or not caring that she had the wrong pony.

Craig then sighed and said “One second.” He then opened his hand as Lilith is placed in small pink bubble suspending her in the air as he said “Calm down kid” He then turns to Darkaloo and says “You okay kid?”

“Yeah, sure…” Darkaloo mumbled. “I’ve got somewhere to be. Later.” She stared at Craig’s Scootaloo as she went off.

“Okay then just be careful.” said Craig waving  her off before saying “You okay Scoots?”
She then rubs her head and says “Yeah,” she then stares at Lilith and says “I just am not happy with her”

Lilith just pouted from inside the bubble until Cyrine arrived. “Oh thank the emperor that someone stopped her…” She sighed. “You can let her out now, I’ll deal with her…”

Craig then smiled and said “No problem.” he then closed his hand as the bubble begins to fade and Lilith falls to the floor. He then looked at her and said “what do you have to say to my daughter?”

“Sorry?” Lilith said with a pout before Cyrine comes over and grabbed her hand.

“Come on… Let's go watch your big sister duel with Time Spinner and his daughter…” Cyrine said as she dragged Lilith away.

Craig then smiled and said “we might aswell follow her so you can meet the other kids.”

Scootaloo then smiled and replied “Okay.” before they followed Cyrine and Lilith down the hall.

        “Hey! Grab a chair!” Crux shouted to the group as they entered the front yard as he was sitting in a recliner eating an ungodly bag of popcorn.

        “I’ll be going, my girls are waiting for me. Merry Christmas.” Said Justine.

        Craig then smiled and replied “well i’m gonna go out for a bit to see what chaos me and Discord can create.”

        “See you in a bit.” Asuna replied with a smile

        Craig then stuck his thumb up as he disappeared from the room.


A few hours later
Craig then touches spin on his chest and says “Mum mind coming outside, Keep Scootaloo inside for now.”
Seconds later Asuna then appears next to him and says “what’s up Craig?”
“Lee, need a hand!?” Brutalight asked, laughing.
He then points towards Folteren’s body and says “Mind reviving him”
She then smiles and says “No problem” she then walks towards Folteren as strange symbols appear around her as she says “Þeír fylla heilagr austr, brott svalr bani.” and within seconds his head began to reattach to his body.
Lee fell to Pinkie’s knees. “Someone catch me…” Before he fell over.
Seconds later a blue tendril appeared below Lee as Craig appeared next to him and says “Just rest for a second.” he then whispers “Grand Healing.” Causing the unattached limb to reattach itself to Pinkie’s body
“Good fight Lee.” Dark Magician said with a smile.
“Whatever. I’m tired…” Lee’s body disappeared mostly, leaving Pinkie Pie in her grey one piece. “Ow! Wh-where am I!? What happened!?”
“Huh? Don’t you remember what Lee’s been doing?” Dark Magician Girl asked confused.
“N-no… He only let’s me resurface once a month…” Pinkamena said. “Wh-who are you all?”
“I am Dark Magician and this is my girlfriend Dark Magician Girl.” Dark Magician said as Dark Magician Girl gift a wave.
“My names Craig, Miss Pie and that is my mother Asuna” says Craig pointing over to Asuna.
“The name is Scout.” Scout said.
“My name is Blaze. Blaze the Cat.” Blaze said.
“My Name is Erza and why does Lee only let you out once a month?” Erza said.
“He says it’s to protect me, but I don’t believe him. He’s scary…” Pinkamena said, shaking slightly.
Craig then places one hand on her shoulder then says “It’s OK.”
“Something is definitely not right with Lee…” Leo said.
“If I have to guess it has something to with his Twilight Sparkle’s death his last host before Pinkie.” Dark Magician said simply.
“If we want to find out what's happening we need to talk to Lee.”
“C-can I have something t-to eat?” Pinkamena asked.
“Sure.” Surprise said offer Pinkamena a sandwich and a cupcake.
The host took the food and tried to get up, but couldn’t. “Can… Um… Someone help me inside? I feel really light headed for some reason…”
Craig then smiles and says “No problem” he then carefully picks her up in his arms and walks towards the cabin.


-The next morning-

As Kirito and Asuna looked up they saw Scootaloo sleeping in a bed across from them however Craig was not in his room but by the door as we heard him say ““What's happened?”

“Horniness inducing liquid, lots of sex, hangovers, and some interspecies kissing.” Brute said like it was an ordinary thing.

“Sounds like I missed out on one hell of a night.” replies Craig

“You and I both…” Sparcake sighed. “Some reason I wish I got in on the action.”

“And so did your teddy bear.” Erza simply said.

“Do you want to get on my bad side?” Brute asked, her eyes already turned red.

“Nope.” Erza said not showing any fear.

“This place is pretty nice looking…” Max said as he re enters the room after walking around for a bit.

“It’s Folteren’s cabin…” Brutal said. “Now can I help Rainbine!?”

“Sure.” Mask said.

“I have this area covered, you can go.” Max replied.

“Later weirdo’s.” Brute said as she teleported away.

“What’s up Dudes?” Vinyl asked as she enter the room.

“Shenanigans.” Max replied simply.

“Did it have blood in it?” Vinyl asked licking her lips.

“It could have… Why?” Max asked as he gave Vinyl a wary glance.

“It would have been fun and tasty.” Vinyl said still licking her lips.

Craig then sighs and says “I feel as if i’m missing a few hours… any reason why that is?”

“I have one question for you. Does the word ghoul mean anything to you?” Max asked in a hostile tone.

“No because I’m a vampony.” Vinyl said showing her fangs.

“Then we won't have any problems.” Max says holding out his hand with a smile.

“Right.” Vinyl said as she stakes Max’s hand.

“So… Anybody want to spar?” Max asked.

“Find Revan! She’s fun!” Yelled Brutal from the room.

Craig then smiles and says “If you want to spar i’m up for it… not like i don’t end up fighting wherever i go.”

“Sure.” Max says as he follows Craig outside.

“What’s going on here?” Dark Magician asked as he and Dark Magician Girl entered the room.

“There's going to be a titan class sparring match outside, want to watch?” Crux asks as he appears behind Dark Magician.

“Sure.” Dark Magician said.

Fluttershout trotted out of a vortex looking as if she just woke up. “What happened? Revan came barging into my room last night.”

“Shenanigans… and that's all you need to know…” Crux groans.

“Kissing Shenanigans.” Scout said as he show Fluttershout the picture. She glared at Scout and then Wendy.

“We were drunk last night because of the spiked drinks.” Wendy said shyly.

“Let's just get everyone outside so that we can have a couple sparring matches.” Crux says before walking through a wall.

“Sounds like a good idea to me. I could use some exercise after last night. Should we put any restrictions on or just go all out?,” Draigo said as he slowly walked outside.

“I say all out.” Dark Magician Girl said grinning.

“No. I think just physical.” Fluttershout suggested.

“Hmm, thinking about it. It’d be a bad idea to go all out. We don’t want the cabins to be destroyed,” Draigo said as he stopped by the door.

“One pocket dimension arena coming right up!” Crux called from outside before a blue door appeared standing in the snow.

Jubilee came running out, putting on her trench coat and red shades. “Oh god, I was supposed to watch out for you guys! I-I’m sorry!”

“I had it covered.” Crux told Jubilee in an attempt to calm her.

“Plus you miss all the fun like I did.” Vinyl said.

“Jube, your fly’s open.” Fluttershout said. Jubilee blushed and zipped her zipper up.

“Me and Devi are going to have a LONG conversation when I get home…” Leo grumbled as she walked out of the room.

“N-need me f-for anything guys?” Jubilee asked, face red.

“We’re having a tournament/sparring match.” Crux told the mutant as he dragged everyone outside. “Just enter the arena through this door.”

“Wha?” Blaze asked looking confused not noticing that she is still naked from last night fun with a hedgehog.

“What do I do though?” Jubilee asked.

“You want to be in charge of the lineups and announcements?” Crux offered.

“Madam, your clothes?” Max says to Blaze.

“What?!” Blaze asked as she look down and blushed very red and went back the to bedroom to get her clothes and came back dressed.

“Okay, we’ve got an announcer. What other officials do we need?”Draigo asked as he examined the blue door.

“A medic in case things go sour!” Jubilee said.

“I can be a Medic. I can use healing magic.” Wendy offers.

“Alright, any other officials? Like a ref or a judge or something?” Draigo continued.

“I can be ref.” Crux shrugged.

“Rules?” Draigo asked for clarification.

“No killing… There’s that.” Jube said, playing with her clothes.

“No erasing things from reality and only minor reality warping.” Crux pitched in.

“Some of us have multiple abilities, if not all of us, so let’s restrict it to five abilities at most. Are we going to have an out of bounds rule?” Draigo wondered as he came up with a fighting strategy.

“Look inside before you decide on that one~” Crux chuckled, motioning to the door standing in the snow.

“How big could it be with this tiny door as it’s entrance?” Draigo said as he opened the door and stuck his head through. The inside was themed like a roman coliseum, it was seven miles in diameter and had a domed roof that emanated sunlight to allow one to see inside. “It’s bigger on the inside.”

“You walked into that one handbag.” Erza deadpanned.

“So I did and I can’t even be turned into a handbag, wench,” Draigo replied.

“Would you two lovebirds like some soap to eat~” Crux said to Draigo and Erza in a tone that sent chills up their spines.

“No and who are you calling lovebirds?” Erza said giving Crux a glare.

“For once I agree with her. Just let us settle this in the arena, Crux. It’ll probably be better that way,” Draigo said.

“As you wish~” Crux said with a demonic chuckle before he vanished.

“Let’s get this show on the road then,” Draigo said irritably as he stepped through the door and into the arena, followed by the other displaced. “Who is fighting in the first round?”

“I guess me and Craig?” Max suggested before he was teleported into the middle of the arena.

Craig then smiles, places his hand out and says “Let the best man win.” before being teleported to the center of the arena.

“May the best man win indeed.” Max said before giving Craig a fistbump.

Craig then walked a metre away and bowed to her before sinking in a deep stance and put his arms up to guard his body.

“Ready!?” Jubilee asked out loudly.

Craig then smiles and says “As ready as I can be.”

Max stepped back three meters before taking a boxer’s stance. “Same here.” He says as his kagune emerges from his back and forms into grey knight armor.

“Let’s get ready to rumble!” Mask shouted where he is standing.

“You’re going down, Grey Knight. You and your legion suck,” Draigo said in reaction to the ‘Grey Knight’ before him.

Craig then sighs and says “Whoever faces him, better beat the living shit out of him.”

“Begin!” shouted Jubilee.

Craig instantly brought his hands together as his body multiplied and he disappeared into the crowd surrounding Max. “Find the real me!” all of the Craig’s said in unison.

“Shure, and the name is Phantom Knight when I’m in this form!” Max said before he grew three stories tall.

“And Craig uses double team on Max.” Surprise said giggling.

“Duly noted” all the Craig’s say in unison as they all charge towards him.

Max brings his arm back before he punches the ground, causing the ground to ripple while tossing all the Craigs into the air.

They all just smile as they begin to float in the air unassisted as Craig then says “Not bad.”

“But Max counters with a Earthquake.” Mask said.

Max then does a spinning roundhouse kick, hitting all but one of the Craigs causing them to disappear. “Found you.”

Something then taps him on the shoulder and says “You sure about that?” The voice then shouts “Rasengan!”

“Impressive, human.” Max complements as he is sent sliding back a few feet by the Rasengan.

“Not bad yourself, but this is far from over” He then reappears behind him and says “Final Flash” as a bright yellow light erupts from his hands.

“Sorry but I won't fall for something twice!” max says ducking under Craig before using a fist to knock him into the ground and canceling the attack.

“Craig just used ‘Final Flash’, a move I do believe originates from Vegeta from Dragonball Z,” Draigo said as he flew around the arena’s perimeter.

He then laughs and says “Not bad” as a yellow glow appears under his fist and he begins to lift of the ground. “But there’s more than one way to gain power” with that he throws Max away from him.

“Tell me… are you a Saiyan?” Max asks as he lands on his feet after being thrown.

“I question that most days, someone basically made me a human version of Cell” Admits Craig. “But yeah I guess I am” He then draws his sword and says “So yes, I am a Super Saiyan” He then touches the back of his sword as all the light in the room disappeared and even though his hair was glowing left him completely lost in the darkness.

“Well, then I may know how to deal with you.” Max said as he activated his infrared vision while shrinking to normal height to take advantage of the darkness.

“How will the combatants deal without any light? Let’s watch and see,” Draigo commented as he continued to fly around the coliseum.

Max then feel something hit him along multiple pressure points in his arms making them both go numb.

“Pressure Points? Not a bad decision, if you were fighting a human that is.” Max said before he grew a second pair of arms and grabbed Craig in a headlock.

“Not bad” He then suddenly disappears through the floor dragging Max below as well until he couldn’t feel anything. The light then returned to the room as he found that only his head was above ground and his sword was millimeters from his face as he says “Do you surrender?”

“And that's game.” Crux says.

Craig then smiled as he pulls Max up from the ground then says “That was a good fight, Max. You really are strong.” He then places his hand out to him.

“You’re not so bad yourself, although you are the first to defeat me.” Max said as he deactivated his powers and retracted his kagune.

Craig then smiled and said “Let's hope we get some more battles like ours or this will be a strange Christmas.”

“It’s already a strange Christmas. We’re having a tournament, we live in universes that we shouldn’t be, and almost everything about us is different,” Draigo commented as he flew over and landed next to the pair of combatants.

“Weren't you a dragon before being displaced?” Max asked.

“Nope, I was a human and still kinda am,” Draigo admitted.

“Huh, I am the same species I was when I was displaced.” Max said, scratching the back of his head.

Craig then looked around and said “Well we all changed in our own ways since we arrived, it just comes down to how we accept those changes.”

“Yeah, that’s true… I changed by learning that humans weren't food that tried to kill me for being born.” Max chuckled.

“Don’t get me started on the ways I’ve changed. There’s a boat load of them,” Draigo said.

Craig then turned his head up to the stands as see his family cheering and he stated “I for one never thought I’d have such a happy life like I do now. To think just before I arrived, I was considering suicide”

“Well, that's both depressing and good news at the same time,” Draigo said as he looked down at Craig with a bit of concern.

Craig then smiled and said “hey if I can change my old thoughts, I might as well not live in the past.”

“Hey, it's better than being moments from being killed by humans before being displaced.” Max stated.

“Amen to that.” replied Craig whilst he teleported into the stands with his family who instantly grab hold of each other in a group hug before they looked back to watch the next match.

“So who’s next?” Dark Magician asked.

“Step up someone!” Jubilee shouted.

“I will go next.” Erza said. “You ready to fight you over sized handbag?” She asked Draigo.

“Handbag~” Leo chuckled, amused by Erza’s nickname for Draigo.

“Huh.. Nicknaming him a pair of boots would have been funnier.” Scout said snickering.

“I don’t get it…” Fluttershout mumbled.

“Leather boots.” Scout said.

“Leather boots? I don’t see how this ties in with Draigo.” Fluttershout said.

“Nevermind. You will figure it out at some point.” Scout said rolling his eyes.

“Handbag was funnier…” Jubilee stated.

“Whatever.” Scout said.

“Kick the Handbag’s ass Erza.” Dark Magician Girl said.

“Never call me that again, wench,” Draigo responded as he stepped forward and grew to his full size, “You'll regret ever making an enemy out of me.”

“Are you trying make up for something by getting that big?” Erza asked as clam as ever.

“You'll just have to wait and see,” Draigo replied as he glared at the diminutive woman.

“Requip.” Erza said as her armour change to her Heaven's Wheel Armour while holding two swords. “Why wait Handbag?” She asked.

“Because this is a tournament and I will follow what the officials and rules say,” Draigo told her irritably.

“Show that handbag who’s boss Erza.” Scout said.

“Do you realise just what you're antagonizing!?” Draigo yelled as his body was engulfed in fire and lightning.

“Yes I do. It didn't stop me from antagonizing sunass and moonass when they try to catch me a 1,000 or so years ago.” Scout said not bother at all.

“Now you're insulting the mares that I like. You're just asking for it now,” Draigo said as he allowed his frightful aura to extend throughout the coliseum.

“And?” Scout asked.

Draigo sighed, “One irritation after the other. I'm surprised I haven't blown up earlier with all of you around.”

“I am just that awesome.” Scout said with pride.

“Can we get this started? I'd like a bit of catharsis right about now.” Draigo looked around to try to find one of the ‘officials.’

“I think they are sleeping on the job.” Surprise said also looking for a officials.

“Who here’s an official?” Jubilee asked tilting her head.

“That would be you, Jubilee.” Dark Magician said simple.

“Crux as well, I believe,” Draigo added.

“Crux was the judge,” Sans said from behind them, standing on a floating Gaster Blaster with Gaster on his shoulders. “Sup. Have fun with Zinnia, Jub-Jub?”

“Jub-Jub? What are you, three?” Jubilee asked irritated.

“It’s either that or suicidally depressed,” the skeleton shrugged.

“Can we get started? Both Erza and Scout have made it so that I really need a good fight,” Draigo asked.

“Yes ring the bell already.” Erza said

Jubilee rolled her eyes as she shot the bell.

Draigo immediately charged forward and hit Erza across the coliseum.

But Erza stopped herself in mid-flight and at Draigo with her twin swords.

“No, never again will I allow someone to hurt me like that,” Draigo said as he forced Erza and her swords onto the ground right before she could connect her attack, “Give up, Erza. If you use metal then you can’t beat me.”

“Never.” Erza said as she change her swords for two green bladed Kunai and slash at Draigo’s left leg which left a cut.

Draigo raised his leg to inspect the cut and increased the force that was pinning Erza to the ground, “I’m afraid you forgot to change your armor into something that isn’t metal. Now, yield before you humiliate yourself further.”

“But my swords aren’t made of metal.” Erza said as she change her armour to Black Wing Armour.
 
“Fine, feel the weight of your choices!” Draigo said as he pinned Erza to the ground with gravity and his uninjured foreleg.

“Like you when you sided with Foly who had taken over his Equestria?” Erza asked as she slashed Draigo leg that pinning her and leaving a big cut.

“Shut up and kiss already!” Jubilee shouted. “Or better yet, kill each other! Jeez, you guys are boring me...”

“One, I don’t like her. Two, the rules say that we aren’t allowed to kill each other,” Draigo responded as removed his foreleg from Erza and whipped her with his tail.

But Erza slashes Draigo’s tail with her swords in order to stop the tail whipped.

“... Do you want me to get Sylar to rip your puny brain out…?” Jubilee asked unamused. “I was fucking joking.”

“I’m not in the mood for jokes, if you couldn’t tell, Jubilee,” Draigo said as he increased the gravity on Erza’s body to twenty times that of Earth’s. He would need to remember to heal his legs and tail before his next fight.

“Is that the best you got?” Erza asked as she slowly walk to Draigo while changing one of her swords for a force of nature gun. “And swords aren’t the only weapons I can swap out for and use.” She added as shot Draigo in the shoulder.

Draigo took the shot and lashed out with his wings to send Erza flying with the amount of air that was displaced with each of his wingbeats. He took to the sky as he healed his injuries and kept on eye on his opponent. “Erza, this fight is going in circles. You can’t injure me enough to make me stop and I can’t seem to land a single hit on you. Shall we call it a draw and end this so we can watch other fights?”

“Very well Draigo. It’s a draw.” Erza said as she go back to her normal armour.

As the match finished Craig, Kirito, Asuna and Scootaloo looked at each other before they walked out of the pocket dimension.


-1 hour later-

As we continued walking around we saw a group of people arguing before we looked to Craig before he nodded in understanding before he looked up then muttered “I didn’t hear anything last night and I’m quite a light sleeper. I wonder why I didn’t wake up if it was that noisy?”

“Probably soundproofing.”

“Hello Craig.” Rarifruit said.

“When did he get there? Does he have the same thing that Pinkie does?” Twilight asked curiously.

“Get away from me! I don’t wanna talk about it!” Yelled Rainbine as she blindly flew into a pillar. Apple Pills came out along with Fluttershout.

Craig then smiles and says “No Twilight, I don’t have whatever Pinkie has.” He then  turned to Rainbine and continues to say “And what are you on about? What did I do?”

“Her’n Wendy did it. Like, did it did it.” Apple Pills said.

Craig looks at her in confusion then asks “And how did I help with that?”

“They had sex while they were drunk.” Blaze deadpan at Craig while Wendy blush again.

“Craig, she was screamin at us.” Apple Pills deadpanned. “Fluttershout tried gettin the details.”

Craig then looked at her and says “And I was supposed to know that how?”

“I think I saw you at the spin the bottle thing when I came to retrieve Miku.” Arthur pointed out.

“She barely knows you!” Apple Pills growled in annoyance.

Craig then looks at him in confusion and says “I don’t remember being there last night I went to bed a bit after we brought Lee’s Pinkie back inside the cabin and the next thing I heard was someone shout this morning.”

“So… What do you want to do?” Arthur asked Miku as he ignored the others in the room for now.

“I still feel odd… And I want to get away from any other possible sex drugs.” Miku said.

“One date coming right up.” Arthur chuckled as his hoverboard materialized under him. He then flew off with Miku in his arms to only Crux knows where.

“Hi, Rainbine. It’s nice to see you again,” Twilight said cheerfully, “Was that biped made of metal?”

“Yeah… His name is Arthur and he’s a Toa I think…” Rainbine grumbled as she sat up.

“I was left by Toa Ignika to attend to a Ms. Sparkle?” A ko matoran said as he walked over.

“No you weren’t!” Rainbine yelled as her arm turned into a cannon. “Now back off!”

“And you are Pointing a weapon at me why?” The short white metal humanoid asked.

“I don’t trust a single Displaced here! You’re from one, so you count!” Rainbine snarled.

“I haven’t done anything to you.” Dark Magician Girl out of confusion.

“Dimensionalist…” The matoran muttered.

Craig then looks at Rainbine then asks “what did I do to annoy you so much?”

“I’ve been wedgied twice, picked on, annoyed, drugged and I’m betting blackmail is coming up from that stupid Scout! I hate Mask, I hate Scout, I HATE EVERYONE!!!” Rainbine screeched.

“Hey this picture is going a book of pictures I keep as a habit of mine.” Scout said.

Craig then sighed, click his fingers as the pictures went up in flames and he says “Sorry what pictures does he have to blackmail you?”

Then Wendy just walk away.

“Oooh, oooh. I think I just saw a Displaced that wasn’t grown up. Where’d she go? I wanted to ask her some questions about her world,” Twilight said as she noticed Wendy walking away, “Man, there’s so many things to observe that it’s hard to keep track of everything.”

“Rainbine, go talk to her…” Fluttershout whispered. Rainbine’s head drooped and she flew off after Wendy.

“If’n ya wanna talk to some human kids, our sisters are a good start.” Apple Pills stated.

“I classify as a Bionicle child.” The matoran said raising his hand.

Then Wendy turned around and had an anger that holding back tears look to her eyes. “I’m over 1,000 years old! And I am not a kid!” She shouted with anger in her voice. She was a bit surprised when she had shouted right in Rainbine’s face, who looked taken aback by how loud Wendy was.

“Sorry, I only have the physical appearance of each of you to judge age,” Twilight apologized with her ears drooping down, taking notes once again.

Rainbine fell to her hooves.

“And if you hate everyone hate Rainbine. Then that means you hate me as well!” Wendy shouted tears started to come out of her eyes.

“I… I don’t really hate everyone… I… I just d-don’t want people to know that… I’m the Element of Pride, that means I can’t… I can’t…” Rainbine stuttered.

“Well it’s too late to take back what you said. Because I don’t want to see you again ever!” Wendy shouted.

“... If that makes you happy.” Rainbine said, holding back tears.

“Enough! Sky Dragon Roar!!” Wendy shouted as she blasted a hurricane from her mouth and send Rainbine flying and then open a portal back to her Equestria and jump in as it closes.

The ko matoran stepped in front of wendy’s attack and activated his mask erecting a barrier that stopped it from reaching the other displaced and their guests.

“I knew this would happen...” Rainbine said. Fluttershout trotted towards Rainbine but stopped when Rainbine’s left arm turned into a gun. “I HATE EVERYONE!!! AND THIS IS WHY!!!”

The ko matoran stepped over to Rainbine and slapped her while restraining the gun.

“Get away from me!” Rainbine screamed.

“No.” The matoran replied in a monotone.

“Enough! Rainbine put the weapon away. You say that you hate everyone, but that can’t be completely true. There has to be at least one person you don’t hate,” Twilight said as trotted toward the distressed pony.

Rainbine’s gun vanished, and she pulled away from the matoran. “I… Hate… Everyone…”

“No you don't you featherbrain. you're just as bad as Lewa.” The matoran said while he glared at Rainbine.

“I hate everyone. If Wendy thinks it, why don’t you!?” Rainbine yelled.

Craig then walked over to her then said “Because you sound a lot like me before i got Displaced.”

“Bionicles don’t judge one by how they look, but how their souls act.” The matoran said as his glare softened.

“I hate everyone so I don’t hurt them! I’m as Prideful as Rainbow is Loyal! I can’t take living people because I always get hurt!” Dasher yelled.

Craig then sighed and then said “and now you’re me after my arrival… I lost all hope in having friends, I gave up and almost decided to take my own life, all because I was afraid of hurting others. Don’t become a monster, you need to remember who you were before all this started.”

“Rainbine, I’m studying your DNA as well as the other Elements of Insanity. I’m sure I can get rid of your quirks while leaving your strengths. Please….” Twilight said.

“I guess this is a  lesson for you to watchful of what you say.” Erza said as she walk away.

“WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP!?!? I HAVE NO CHOICE IN MY LIFE!!! I’LL ALWAYS BE A PUPPET, AND MY FRIENDS WIKA END UP HATING ME!!!”

“Why don't you go talk to the girl. You say you are pride then use that pride and mold it! Don't let it mold you! Tahu fell to his pride once and you don’t see him acting like a baby! He went and fixed his screwups!” The matoran scolded.

“She left, I’m not going after her. I hurt her, I’m sick of hearing a lecture from people who have no idea who I am or what I’m going through.” Rainbine said.

“You are a ‘male’ soul trapped in a female body. You made a mistake and don't know how to fix it. That's all I need to know.” The matoran said as he bopped Rainbine on the head. “What you need to do is take that pride and go apologize, grovel, and whatever else you need to do to make up with her! True pride is knowing how to fix your problems and doing it!!”

“I… I c-can’t… I… It’s impossible. She’s back home. I don’t want her to see my face again.”

“Do you have a token from her world?” Twilight asked.

“Wendy doesn’t have token yet. Only Scout, Dark Magician Girl and myself have tokens to the world Wendy is in.” Dark Magician said.

“Well, any of them will work for what I have in mind. Though, Rainbine has to want to go to your world and to see Wendy again,” Twilight said.

“Yeah sure. Catch.” Scout said as he gave Rainbine his Baseball token.

“If she does not willingly go I will make her…” The matoran said. “I can't stand wimps that have the chance to fix their problems and decide not to.”

“You may find her in the Docter house in Neo Domio Town.” Scout said. “I maybe a dick but I’am not heartless.” He added.

Craig then smiles at Rainbine and says “Good luck, If you truly love her, you can always get her back”

“Wait!” Fluttershout yelled. She shoved on cybernetic boots and a headset that matched Rainbine. “There. You’re combat ready!”

“But I don’t know if I love her! I talked to her once, got drunk and apparently had sex with her!” Rainbine said. “But fine…”

“Rainbine, you may not love her, but she’s obviously hurt and you’re the only one who can help,” Twilight said as she readied her magic.

“Fine, open the damn portal.” Rainbine grumbled.

“Have fun dearie!” Rarifruit tried.

“I still hate you though!” Rainbine yelled.

“Hats.” Mask said. And with that, Rarifruit screamed as she rammed into Mask.

“Well, I don’t hate you and I consider you a friend. Good luck,” Twilight said as she opened a portal using Scout’s token.

“Same here Rainbine, Good luck” said Craig.

“I’m gonna di-”

“Shut up and go make up with your girlfriend!” The matoran shouted before shoving Rainbine through the portal.

“Think Bine has a chance?” Apple Pills asked.

“Nope.” Rarifruit replied.

“She has a 79% chance of success.” The matoran said.

“You don’t know Rainbine… It’s 79% chance that she’ll fail miserably.” Rarifruit said. “35 rejections.”

“Organics…” The matoran groaned.

“I’m sure everything will turn out okay. Oh, I’ve gotta remember to write Celestia about this wonderful lesson in friendship!” Twilight said cheerfully.

Craig just smirked and walk back towards Kirito and Asuna.


As soon as everyone arrived where the creature was seen before to see Craig hovering around it as it was trying to cut or bite him in midair. He then shouts “come on Kirito focus on where i’m going to be not where i am”

He then flies behind Kirito as his claw spins around and knocks him from the air causing Craig to crash into the floor and say “Not bad.”

Asuna then charges him from behind as he quickly draws his sword to counter the flurry of attacks. He then shouts “You are better than this. Come on hit me”

Asuna then smiles and jumps back then says “you’re going to regret that” she then jumps back and as she lands says “Ek skýt fjórir ískaldur ör” as four spears of ice charge at Craig.

He then smiles as he pulls a rifle of his back as it acts like a flamethrowers melting the projectiles, he then the gun quickly switches from spewing fire and instead launched what seemed like a concentrated beam of ice towards Asuna that struck her body leaving only her head unfrozen. He then smiled and shouted “Why didn’t you dodge!?”

Kirito then smiles and says “Your are not Piccolo Craig”

Craig then smiles and says “Well i think that's enough training for now” He then walks towards Asuna as he slowly melts the ice around her body and she says “How did you get this strong” the ice the cracks and breaks as the collapses to the floor.

Craig then smiles and says “A lot of work and a damn lot of luck.”

“In my experience there’s no such thing as luck.” Folteren said.

“A Sith just referenced a Jedi! It's a miracle!” Crux laughed.

“We’re half Jedi.” Folteren and Revan deadpanned in unison.

“You're no fun…” Crux said before vanishing in a miniature rainbow explosion.

“I’ve been told that.” Folteren said.

Craig then smiles and say “Sorry about the noise we were just doing a little training.”

“Somehow you found my cabin. Bad idea...” Lee said.

“Hey, what's this button do?” Said a voice inside the cabin.

“No!” Both Lee and Folteren scream, but it’s too late as the sound of metal moving and a scream of rage filled the air.

“She’s awake…” Lee said, jaw hanging.

“What in the multiverse are you?” Said the voice, still inside the cabin.

“I’m Chaos!

“You don't look like chaos to me.” Said the voice. “You look more like a tinkertoy.”

“Oh crap, CJ’s pissed.” Gwen said, and just like that whoever the voice belonged to was tossed out of the cabin, and a red and silver robot stomped out.

“Banzai!” Sideways said as he flew out of the cabin and crashed into the snow.

Craig then shouted “Oh not her, I had enough last time we met”

“Hey guys! Look what I found! Isn't it cute?” Sideways said as she noticed the other displaced.

“You idiot!” shouted Craig

“Woop! Woop! Woop!” Sideways said as he scuttled away, imitating a certain alien lobster.

“Chaos needs to get laid.” Gwen commented.

“She can’t idiot…” Revan face palmed.

“Huh, no wonder she’s a bitch.”

“I heard that!” Chaos yelled, her eyes turning red for a split second.

Craig then shouts “Chaos calm down!”

Chaos Jenny looked to Craig and raised an eyebrow. “You expect me to take orders from you?”

“Ooh! Burn!” Sideways called from behind a tree.

Craig then glares at Sideways and says “Shut up” he then turns to Chaos Jenny and says “I hoped you would, but I doubted it.”

“Never!” Sideways shouts in response to Craig before blasting Chaos in the face with one of his bikes lasers.

Chaos stumbled backwards, her arm turning into a shoulder mounted rocket launcher. “You keep pissing me off! All I did was throw him out!” She then shot at Craig with a laser based attack, but meant to hit Sideways.

“Nope~” Sideways sang as she drove through and dragged Craig out of the way before he could get hit.

Chaos screamed as she hit her head with her hand and switched to six swords, three in each arm. “I’m going to kill you!”

Craig then glared at her as he draws his swords from his sides blocking three of the and breaking the others

“Hey CJ! Try and catch me!” Sideways taunted, laughing like a madman.

Chaos flew backwards away from Craig with her rocket boots, pigtails and batlike wings and flew faster than light towards Sideways.

“You're going to have to do better than that little girl!” Sideways laughed as he dodged easily.

And with that, Chaos stopped and landed, smirking. “Little girl, huh?”

“Problem?” Sideways said.

“Surprise motherbucker!” A Hulkbuster unit said as it hit Sideways in the back with enough power to level a mountain.

“That was a surprise. I may have to get serious~” Sideways sang as he drove back over, his mangled body repairing itself almost instantly.

Craig then look at Folteren and said “Should we stop her?”

“Nah, I think he might be more powerful. OP like all of you guys.” Folteren said, rolling his eyes.

“Grab yourselves some popcorn, this should be entertaining.” Crux said appearing in a lounge chair with a bag of popcorn next to Folteren.

“So, do you want me to use more of my power tuts?” Sideways asked Chaos.

“Knew it.” Folteren said. “God complex and is OP.”

“More like bat shit crazy!” Crux laughed.

Chaos narrowed her eyes as the Hulkbuster landed next to her. “Try me.”

Sideways would have smirked if he had a face. “Sideways Transform!” He shouted before his motorcycle morphed into a gigantic purple robotic body and the biker transformed into its head before attaching.

“Well… Bigger they are, right?” Chaos looked to Hulkbuster who face palmed. “Oh shut up, he could have damaged my recharge! He needs to be taught a lesson.”

Hulkbuster made an almost sigh like sound as it started to fly up so it was eye level. It got into a defencive stance.

“Cute.” Sideways said before he grabbed the hulkbuster and smashed it into Chaos Jenny.

Electricity surged through Sideways from behind as another one of Jenny’s robots attacked. This one looked like Chaos but black and less threatening.

“You have a doppelganger?” Sideways asked as he blasted the black robot to smithereens with one of his lasers, or so he thought. “Well, not anymore.”

“Wrong!” The black robot yelled from far away. “I’m not a doppelganger you oversized freak! My name’s Enix!”

“Wow… How many ‘bots did she bring?” Gwen asked.

“All of them.” Folteren replied.

“All of them?”

“I hope they don't have a terminal~” Sideways sang.

“Terma- what?” Gwen asked.

Sideways body then was coated in static before he jumped at Chaos and disappeared into one of her eyes.

He was then shot out by an unknown entity.

“Ack! She has a golden bear as a firewall!” Sideways said as he returned to ‘normal’.

“Calvin gave me that, so I added it to my ‘hivemind’. You can’t mess with me.” Chaos cackled as she threw a punch at Sideways.

“Well, there's more than one way to mess with someone. But at least this won't be easy so I will get some fun out of it.” Sideways said as he stretched before zapping the hulkbuster, causing it to explode.

It then reformed like nothing ever happened.

“Huh, we seem to be at an impasse. I can't destroy your units or hack them, and you don't have the ability to destroy me.” Sideways said, scratching his chin.

“What kind of ability would that be?” Chaos questioned.

“You don't know where or WHAT my real body is~” Sideways Laughed, sounding like he lost his marbles.

“That just gives me something to look forwards to, tuts.” CJ mocked.

“See you later then!” Sideways laughed before fading away.

“Well… That was interesting.” Folteren stated, suddenly holding Darkaloo who looked mad.

“Thankfully nobody got hurt.” Craig replied, as Scootaloo walked up next to him.

Darkaloo jumped out of Folteren’s grasp and walked over towards a tree and sat under it.

Craig then smiled at Scootaloo and says “Maybe you should talk to Darkaloo maybe you’ll get along?”

Scootaloo then smiles at him and say “Ok dad I’ll give it a try” She then walks over to the tree at sits beside Darkaloo.

“CYBER WEDGIE!” Sideways voice said from out of nowhere. Moments later CJ had a pair of cybernetic undergarments on her before they were pulled over her head, and she was able to feel it...

“Fuck!” Chaos yelled in pain.

Asuna and Kirito then looked at each other before walking away.


-30 minutes later-

Seconds later Kirito and Asuna walked up behind them and said “Well we haven’t seen her in a while.”

        Craig then smiles and says “Hi you two how are you doing”

        They then smile and as Kirito says “We're both doing fine, but I think we better head back soon”

        Craig then sighs and says “I suppose you're right” He then turns to Scootaloo and says “Scoots were gonna go soon, better say bye to anyone you need to”

        Scootaloo then smiles and walks over to Darkaloo and says “We’re heading off soon”

        “Okay, sure.” Darkaloo said.

        “I just wanted to give you this” The then pull in close to Darkaloo and give her a kiss on the cheek and says “See you next time.”

She then runs back over to Craig as a portal opens in front of him and he say “Well I’ll see you next time!” after that they all walk through the portal as Scootaloo was left blushing as she walked through the portal followed by Craig.


As they appeared back in Craig’s universe before Asuna said “Umm… Craig I know it’s not christmas here but we want to get you something… but we need your measurements from your armour.”
        
Craig then looked at them before replying “Getting my armour made in the past for me to be given later?”

“Wait… are you saying that is what is made?”

“I assume so… otherwise how would it have fit me when I got it… who will likely make this?”

“Well… we have an adopted sister in the past who also happens to be a blacksmith.” Kirito pointed out.

Craig went quiet before he muttered something they couldn’t hear then said “No worries,” as a screen appeared in front of him before his armour disappeared off him and reappeared in his hands before he passed his armour over to Asuna.

He then looked down to Scootaloo before he said “You're thinking about Darkaloo aren’t you?”

“Yeah, Scootaloo admitted with a smile “I sort of missed her when I went to kiss her.”

“You want to send her a message, i’ll send her a token so you can see her again?” Craig asked her.

“Yeah,” She said happily before she grabbed a piece of paper before she wrote.

Darkaloo sorry for the quick goodbye but I couldn’t say this any other way.
I love you and I just couldn’t bring myself to say it, so enjoy yourself and I will see you again.
My dad decided to give you his token for if you ever want to see me.
Yours Scootaloo
P.S. Sorry for missing your lips

Once she was finished she passed the piece of paper she had wrote on back to me as I created a copy of my token before the letter disappeared and Craig said “She should get your letter soon.”

Scootaloo then ran up to Craig before hugging his leg as she said “Thank you dad this means so much to me.”

“It’s no problem Scoots,” Craig replied with a smile.

Asuna then walked back up to him and passed him his chestplate before she said “Thank you for that and you know when you’ll receive this… think of it as a late birthday present that you’ll be receiving very early.”

“I will… also I wanted to ask you about something?” Craig asked as a trench coat similar to that of Kirito’s SAO form’s before he continued to say “Where did this come from?”

“Wait that looks like my trench coat… where did you get that?” Kirito asked.

“It was in a room the Princess's gave me after I defeated Discord… it was with a note that was signed K&A… I’m guessing that's you?”

“We haven’t given you anything like that yet… you sure it said our new initials?”

“I’m sure,” Craig said calmly.

Asuna and Kirito then looked at eachother and nodded before they said “We’ve got a lot of things we need to sorted… would you be able to send us home?”

“No problem,” Craig said with a smile before he continued to say “Kirito and Asuna, our contract is complete.”

A portal then appeared below them before Asuna said “Well… we’ll see you whenever we next catch up… and… be careful.”

“You know me… I’m never careful… don’t worry i’ll try and be as careful as possible.” Craig said before he saluted them as the portal closed above them.