Equestria 1941 POV: Führer of the Third Reich, Adolf Hitler
I have finally arrived to this strange island in the middle of the Atlantic. From the reports I have been receiving from Lieutenant-Admiral Orbeik I have learned that this island is called "Equestria." I was shocked to learn that these...ponies have some sort of "magic." I doubtful that something like magic even exists, so I believe it's some form of science maybe hmm...that could prove useful as a weapon.
"My führer," said one of my officers accompanying me on the Bismark, "Lieutenant-Admiral Orbeik's last report said to go to a castle on a mountain range. He says its name is "Canterlot."
"Very well," I said, "prepare the transport car. I want two of my SS bodyguards with me."
"Yes, my führer!"
The officer saluted and went off to follow my orders. I decided to explore this new country along with my two elite SS guards I had brought ashore with me. As I walked, with my guards following at a distance, I saw something that completely astounded me. Three miniature "ponies," but that is not what astounded me. The first one was yellow and had a reddish mane and what looked to be a red or pink bow in its hair. The second was nothing short of sanity questioning. It was orange with a purplish mane and it had wings! I remember reading about them in Greek mythology, Pegasi I believe they are called. The only problem is they are fictional. The last one was just as impossible it was what looked to be a unicorn! It was a small white pony with a screwdriver looking thing, it's horn I guess, and a purple and pink mane. I assume these are the three "child like horses" that Orbeik reported.
"AHH!!" the yellow one screamed, "a weird lookin mustache thing!!"
"AHH!!! MONSTER!!!" they all shouted.
"STOP!!, I am not a monster. I am a human on a diplomatic mission to your country!" I screamed over them.
"What does "diplo....matic mean?" said the white unicorn with a tilt of its, her I assume, head
"It means I have come to talk to our leader."
"Oh you mean Princess Celestia, we can show you to her. There is a train headed to Canterlot in a few minutes," said the unicorn
I thought over my options. A train would be faster, "Ok fine where is this train?"
"It's in Ponyville, where the most awesome Pegasus ever, Rainbow Dash, is," answered the pegasus.
"Very well, lead the way."
I followed the three through what they called the Everfree Forest. They were scared to enter for some reason, but when I went in nothing was scary. it reminded me of the Ardennes in Belgium. On the way the three ponies introduced themselves. The "earth" pony was named Applebloom, the pegasus named Scootaloo, and the unicorn was named Sweetie Bell. They appar nelly had formed a club called the "Cutie Mark Crusaders" which apparently was a club devoted to get these tattoos called "cutie marks" that show your talent. In my opinion that is a strange system. So when you find a job they brand a picture of it on your flank in this society? We arrived at this Ponyville (seriously is everything a pony pun in this country?) and began walking, trotting in their cases, to the train station. I got really strange looks from the ponies in this town. Most ran away, some screamed, and one or two fainted. We arrived and boarders the train. Everyone (Everypony?) fled from the train car as I sat leaving me with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and my bodyguards.
"So what is your special talent," asked Sweetie Bell.
I was assume she was asking "what's your occupation?" so is said "I am the leader of the Nazi Party and leader of the great nation of Germany."
"What's a Nazi?"
"A Nazi is someone who seeks to avenge wrong doing and promotes good bloodlines."
The three huddled together in the train seats whispering to each other.
"We know how we can get our Cutie Marks!" exclaimed Scootaloo.
"We can get them being Nazis!" shouted Applebloom.
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS: NAZIS!!!" they all shouted.
When we arrived at the Canterlot train station they rushed out right before me.
"Ok let's go be Nazis and try to make other ponies become Nazis too!"
Then they ran off shouting "Cutie Mark Crusaders: Nazis!" over and over again throughout the streets. Even though I had just accidentally created the Equestrian Nazi Party I felt a sinking feeling in my stomach saying "what have I done?"