"BUUUUUUUCK!"
Sparky jolted up from his sleep when he heard what sounded like a rhino screaming 'buck' coming from far away. He didn't' remember much of what happened before he went to sleep, but it was obvious he didn't go to sleep willingly.
"Oof, my head hurts like crazy." He grumbled.
He is not felling too well.
"What in Equestria was I doing sleeping on the bomb range inside the bun.. ker..."
He then realized the seriousness of the situation.
"Wait, if I ended up like this and I was in the bunker, then what happened to my house!?" He asked nopony while doing his best to crawl out of the ditch that was the bunker.
As soon as he made it out of the bunker he saw a sight that he didn't expect. His house was there just like he hoped it was, sure, but the hundreds of shards of wood and holes made by flying rocks, along with all the windows being broken, was news to him.
Looking at the broken chimney, he just said "That's gonna take a while to fix," while picking up a piece of a wooden cutout of a pony with his hoof, since he never really bothered to use magic for such mundane things.
Everywhere he looked there was something broken or destroyed, but most of the damage seemed to have been from sheer force throwing debris around, since Sparky couldn't see any big burns or fires other than the center of the explosion, which was in the center of the range. Or rather what used to be the range, since most of it had been blown away that it was more of a crater than anything else. In short, it didn't look good for Sparky if anypony came over to see what had happened.
"Jeez, I guess that's another very expensive fine for destroying the landscape then", he sighed as he trotted over to his house and dumping the broken cutout in the garbage can. "I guess I can expect a visit from an angry Mayor Mare anytime between now and next week then."
And then when he turned towards the bathroom to clean himself up, he remembered that something, or someone, had not been accounted for after he woke up.
"Where in TARTARUS is that pussy of a CAT!?"
Meanwhile in Canterlot Fort Castle
After desperately trying to teleport the 6 element bearers into the throne room for the 32nd time, Luna finally gave up and accepted defeat.
"HA HA! I told you Luna! Whatever that blast was, it stopped your horn from being able to actually manipulate the mana fields of magiks that you unicorn ponies use for everything. Now just admit that you have been defeated!" Discord said while floating around while doing flips.
"Just let him have this, Luna. He DID say he'll help us after this." Celestia added.
"Yes indeed!" Discord exclaimed, "Since my magic has nothing to do with your basic booooring pony magic, I can still do all the great chaotic magic I'm known for, including helping you teleport them here."
"FINE! I GIVE UP! YOU WIN DISCORD!" Luna was not used to his joking and jeering, even though she got to see him quite a lot around the castle redecorating. "Just do your magic and let me bring them in."
Discord then flew straight into her face and looked at her expectantly, "And what is the magic word?"
Luna hung her head down, barely keeping her temper in check. "Please, Master Chaos of All Things Pertaining To The Breaking of The Space-Time Continuum And Fourth-Wall Shebangs. THERE! HAPPY?"
"Yes, very. Now let's to this thing!" Discord clicked his fingers and nothing seemed to happen.
"Are you sure that worked?"Celestia asked.
"I don't know. You try it out." Discord spoke while reclining in the air while sipping a cup of juice that came out of nowhere, "my job here is done. As long as you stay in the throne room, it should work."
"You better be telling the truth, Discord." And with that, Celestia cast the teleportation spell and with a resounding POP, 6 mares appeared, with varying levels of worry on their faces. Twilight seemed like she was about to cry, Rarity cad been teleported with her couch and Pinkie seemed to accept she had just been displaced in space-time without a visible reaction. The rest were silent and confused.
Rainbow Dash was the first to speak. "What the HAY was THAT?"