//------------------------------// // The News Article // Story: I spy ....Pinkie Pie 2 The Return // by Pinkiepie321 //------------------------------// The Mane Six were at the spa on their weekly vist. Rarity had bought along the newspaper, and everyone was discussing its contents. Pinkamena Pie,or better known as her cover name "Pinkie Pie" had just got back from diffusing a bomb in Manehatten, and was only half listening to their conversation.She was thinking about the Diamond Dogs. How did they afford all that stuff? A shiny cage, invisible hatches,alarms? Sure they could of sold gems for it, but that wasn't in their nature. Diamond dogs were greedy at heart, they loved to hoard. So then where did all that stuff come from? There's something bigger going on here, Pinkie thought to herself. " -but if that strange pony that saved us from the Diamond Dogs,worked for P.W.N.Y, then how come Celestia never told me about this so called agency?" Twilight asked,frowning at the thought of her beloved teacher keeping a secret from her. Pinkie Pie snapped her head around "what are you talking about?" she asked,pulse racing. Apple Jack cocked her head "the news. An annomous pony said that they worked in a secret organisation run by Celestia, called Protecting and Watching over the Nations Youth, or P.W.N.Y for short. That's probably who saved us in Appleoosa. Here" She beckoned to the newspaper on the table. Trembling slightly, Pinkie Pie picked it up. A SECRET ORGANIZATION?? An pony came to my door step, claiming that he had information about "a top secret organisation" that Celestia ran.The pony in question said he would prefer to stay anonymous. He told me that is was called Protecting and Watching Over the Nations Youth. Instantly spotting a pothole,I pointed out that means they can only help foals. The Source simply laughed and said "we are all foals to Celestia." He then went on to explain how P.W.N.Y would help ponies,big or small, rich or poor. He also claimed that the mare that saved The Mane 6 when they were captured by Diamond Dogs was working for P.W.N.Y and that was the "backup" Celestia said they would have. The stallion described P.W.N.Y actually quite well. "Different colored walls for different things. The gadget room,for example, was represented by the color orange, while the training room is pure white. There are also more rooms for the spies themselves, they too are all color coded. If you are new, you are put in a baby blue room, but if your at the top of your class, you get a red room. "How do you know all this?" I asked him, quite curious now. My source looked me dead in the eye and simply said "because I'm one of them. I don't care, I'm done with the dumb organisation. We get no credit, I'll be back next week, and I may-or may not, mention one or two ponies who work there. That's all I will say. Is it true that Celestia has a secret organization? If so, then how was it kept from us fr so long? This is Leaking Pen from Equestria Daily. Pinkie Pies eyes narrowed "I have to go" she hissed out, eyes narrowed. Twilight squinted "are you okay Pinkie?" Her friends looked at her with concern and slight suspicion. Pinkie, realizing that she could give the whole game away said "how dare she lie to us! That's it! I am writing a letter to Celestia and Luna about this, and they have to Pinkie Promise that they are not lying when they say they don't have a secret organisation." With that, Pinkie galloped out of there. Rainbow raised an eyebrow "they could just lie" she remarked. Apple Jack looked at her like she was insane " and risk getting her mad?" she demanded. Fluttershy winced, remembering what happened when Apple Jack broke her Pinkie Promise. "Yeah don't do that" she said, softly as usual. Rainbow Dash shuddered and nodded "Good point. Well, we'll know the truth soon." And so, they continued on with their treatments. Celestia was talking to Crackling Radio, the second in command at P.W.N.Y when Pinkamena appiritated into the middle of the room. "You guys heard the news too huh?" she asked,by way of greeting. If it had been anypony else, Crackling Radio would of demoted her from red to pink,the rank below it, but Pinkamena Pie wasn't just "anypony else." When she was two years old, she took down a drug gang for selling Clenbuterol to fillies. She was a red before she was even potty trained. So instead he just nodded and said "yes, me and Celestia are trying to figure out who the source is. So far we have had no luck." Crackling Radio was light grey with black hooves and mane and his cutie mark was sunglasses. When Apple Jacks old friend Countess Coloratura was visiting, he became a backpony to keep her safe. "Well who was missing at the time?" Pinkamena suddenly appeared beside him. He didn't jump, he was the one who taught her how to do that. Cracling Radio squinted " all of the P.W.N.Y agents, besides you where there, but you have an alibi." Pinkamena nodded. "Me, Donut Joe,Derpy and Octavia all left early, since the red department was being remodeled, and we had nowhere to go. I locked up, and we all went our separate ways.I went straight home." "What time did you leave at?" Pinkie frowned,tilting her head. Crackling Radio didn't hesitate "half past five, an hour earlier than normal times. Approximately one hour earlier, the newspaper report came out." Pinkamena nodded "right, I'll check up on each of them and see if they all have alibi's" with that Pinkamena vanished into thin air