Discord stroked his chin, deep in thought.
Should I destroy Thomas now? Discord said to himself as he looked down at his watch.
It was almost noon time.
Nah... I'll give him a 15 minute head start first.
Meanwhile back in the Canterlot Castle.
"Princess Celestia, I got here as fast as I could." Twilight said. slightly out of breath as she galloped up to her mentor.
"Ah, hello Twilight. It's good to see you again." Celestia said, greeting her most prized pupil with a soft smile.
"But did you bring the important one?" Celestia asked, with a deep look of concern in her eyes.
"Princess..." Twilight said, sounding hurt but Celestia's comment.
"I'm just teasing you my most faithful student." Celestia said, chuckling a little at Twilight's reaction.
Just then, a certain pony.
No... wait a minute.
What are you again?
I'm a bear dude.
Ah...
A certain bear waltzed up to Celestia.
"Um... you needed to talk to me princess?" Thomas asked, more confused than sure sounding.
"Hello Thomas, yes I have something important to discuss with you." Celestia said, prompting Thomas to come even closer to her.
"What did you want to talk with me about?" Thomas asked.
"Have you ever heard of a being called Discord?" Celestia questioned.
"Discord..." Thomas said, his blood running cold from the mention of his name.
"Yeah princess, I have." Thomas said, after taking a few moments to regain his composure.
"He was the one who send me here." Thomas explained.
"But why?" Twilight asked, confused.
"That doesn't make any sense whatsoever, even for Discord." Twilight concluded.
"That may be, but I feel like he is planning something." Celestia said, a worried look appearing on her face.
"Twilight, I want you to keep an eye on Discord. Make sure he doesn't do anything to throw Equestria in chaos." Celestia instructed.
"Yes Ma'am!" Twilight said, as she want to gather the elements and her friends to safeguard Equestria.
Celestia then turned and spoke to Thomas.
"Thomas, I want you to come with me. My sister and I will help you get home." Celestia said.
"With Discord plotting something, it's too dangerous for you to stay in Equestria for long."
"We have to get you home as soon as possible."
Thomas followed Celestia to her sister's room.
Celestia knocked on the door.
"Lulu, I need you to get up. We gotta send Thomas back." Celestia said.
"Ok, sister. I'll meet you after I'm done with this match." Luna says, kinda halfhearted.
"LULU! STOP PLAYING AND GET YOUR LAZY [Censored] BOOTY OUT HERE!" Celestia screamed, clearly annoyed with her sister's hesitance.
"I GOTTA FINISH THIS MATCH! THE ESPORTS TOURNAMENT IS COMING UP SOON AND I GOTTA BE READY!" Luna yelled backed.
"LULU! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! LOL IS NOT A [Censored] SPORT! YOU DON'T NEED TRAINING TO PUSH A FEW BUTTONS ON A KEYBOARD!" Celestia shot back.
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE GYM AND TONE YOUR BOOTY? AT LEAST THEN STALLIONS WILL LOOK AT YOU." Celestia said, clearly insulting the living [censored] out of Luna.
"SHUT UP! STALLIONS LIKE SMALL BOOTY TOO!" Luna screamed.
"AT LEAST MY BOOTY IS FIRM AND NOT A SAGGY FAT [Censored] LIKE YOURS!" Luna said, dunking on Celestia hard.
Thomas snickered a little at that one.
Luckily, Celestia didn't hear him or else he would end up a bloody mess dripping down the walls.
"HEY! I WORK OUT! I'M JUST BIG BONED!" Celestia said, fuming.
"YEAH, YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT!" Luna replied.
"FINE! BE UNHELPFUL THEN!" Celestia said, furious
"[Censored]! My sister won't help us." Celestia said to Thomas.
"Guess it's up to me."
"C'mon, let's go to the royal library. Perhaps star swirled will know something." Celestia instructed.
Thomas followed Celestia down to the library.
He whistled.
"That's a [censored] ton of books!" Thomas exclaimed.
Celestia smacked him on the head for yelling.
"Shhhh! This is a [censored] library. Use your inside voice." Celestia scolded.
"Sorry..." Thomas said quietly, rubbing his aching head.
Celestia went over the star swirled the bearded section and looked at the contents.
After 5 minutes of searching, she found a book.
"Alright, let's crack this open and find a spell to get you home." Celestia said as she searched the book "Getting inter dimensional creatures home for beginners."
"Ah ha! To get a other worldly creature home, first find out where the creature comes from." Celestia read.
"Thomas, where do you come from?" Celestia asked.
"Earth." Thomas replied.
"Alright, step one is done, now onto-"
Suddenly there was an explosion and a intense flash of light sparked overhead.
A section of the library wall was blown to pieces.
The debris scattering on the floor.
Discord emerged from the smoke and haze.
"Discord?!" Celestia yelled, surprised.
"Ah, good afternoon Celestia." Discord said, his usual goofy demeanor gone.
"I've come for him." Discord said, pointing a talon at Thomas.
"Then after I have him, I'll-"
Discord stopped himself.
"You know what, I'll let you figure it out on your own." Discord said as he prepared to grab Thomas.
A yellow beam of pure energy and magic arched towards him.
Discord yawned and pulled Thomas in front of him.
"Oh wow, using a shield. How-" Thomas said as he was about to be hit.
Thomas closed his eyes and braced himself.
But it never hit him.
Thomas opened his eyes to see that Celestia had put a shield around him.
"Let him go Discord!" Celestia demanded.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No one likes a mean bully Discord!"
"So stop it! Stoppp it!"
"...No!"
"Anyway, I gotta go. I have a checklist that needs to be done." Discord said as he teleported away.
Celestia fired another bolt of magic at him but it was too late.
"Oh [censored]!" Celestia exclaimed in frustration.
Celestia teleported to the center of Equestria and amped up her Canterlot voice to maximum and yelled for Twilight.
Luckily, Twilight managed to hear it.
A little too well.
"Ughh... I'm here Princess." Twilight said, teleporting to her slightly loopy from her eardrums almost exploding.
"Thomas has been taken by Discord!" Celestia said.
"Oh no! I have to tell the others!" Twilight said as she teleported away.
But Celestia still had something to tell her.
"Wait Twi-" Celestia said just as Twilight finished teleporting.
Twilight came back.
"Yes princess?" Twilight asked.
"Go tell your friends and get the Elements of Harmony to stop Discord." Celestia instructed.
"Ughh... that's what I was going to do princess. You don't have to tell me how to do everything." Twilight said rolling her eyes, annoyed as she once again teleported away.
"Good luck, my second best student." Celestia said as she went back to the Canterlot Castle.
"Well... time to go see if Lulu will let me join her game." Celestia said as she headed over to her sister's room for some bonding.
"Hey Lulu!" Celestia yelled.
"What the [censored] do you want?!" Luna replied.
"I'm sorry for what I said earlier. Can I play with you?" Celestia asked.
"Sure sister. apology accepted. now c'mon help me gank this loser called "Xx_Sombratehanusdestroyer69_Xx." Luna said, smiling.
"Ok sis! Let's wreck this [censored]!" Celestia said, laughing.
Meanwhile, in Ponyville.
"So girls, we know the plan right?" Twilight said, reconfirming their plan.
"Yup, we go in there with our elements and kick Discord's [censored]!' Rainbow Dash yelled with confidence.
"We're with ya all the way sugercube!" Applejack encouraged.
"Um... can we wreck his anus gently? That is... if he doesn't mind." Fluttershy said meekly.
"I'm normally against such brutish and rather sexual actions, but Thomas is our friend and I'm not going to let him be taken by that multi pieced bully!" Rarity stated rather nonchalantly.
"YEAH! LET'S TEACH THAT [censored] MEANIE PANTS A LESSON!" Pinkie yelled excitedly, giggling a little after.
The Mane 6 grabbed their Elements of Harmony and went to find Discord.
Five minutes later, they managed to find where Discord was at.
But it wasn't hard, all one had to do was follow the screams of distress from ponies
...and the fire.
Plus there was some power lines that were toppled over.
"Oh [censored]!" Twilight said as she surveyed the damage.
The Mane 6 galloped to where Discord was.
He was currently drinking some chocolate milk and sitting on a throne made of the debris of pony homes.
"Discord! What have you done with Thomas?!" Twilight demanded.
"Ah hello Twilight! And you're friends are here too! That's spectacular!" Discord said smiling.
"All of you can watch while I destroy this fool." Discord said, as he grabbed Thomas and held him up in front of him.
"No! He doesn't even know why you're doing this! We're don't even know! Let him go!" Twilight pleaded.
"Why you ask?!" Discord asked with annoyance.
"I hate all of you."
"And I want to take over Equestria."
"I used to be happy, but then one day something happened." Discord said, his voice sounding rather serious.
"What happened?" Twilight asked.
The others were also confused by this sudden turn of events.
What happened to Discord that made him so bitter and hateful? they all wondered.
"I was a young god of chaos, barely out of the school for insane geniuses when two Alicorns came up to me.
"I thought they wanted to be friends."
"So I invited them to join me for some chocolate milk."
"They stole my chocolate milk!" Discord yelled.
"So... wait. All this is because Celestia and Luna stole some milk from you?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Yup." Discord said.
"Buwahahaha!" was heard as Rainbow Dash exploded with laughter.
"That's so silly!" Pinkie Pie said as she tried to recover her sides.
Applejack was rolling on the floor laughing.
Fluttershy was giggling.
And Rarity was chuckling.
Rainbow Dash fell on the floor and continued laughing.
In fact, she laughed so hard she almost cracked a rib.
Discord started laughing a little as well.
"I guess it is kinda silly when you think about it." He said as the volume of his laughter increased.
Soon Discord was rolling on the on Applejack and Rainbow.
Twilight just stood there with a confused look on her face.
"Wait girls! What about Thomas?!" Twilight asked with a look of concern on her face.
"Ah yes Thomas." Discord said as he stopped laughing.
The rest of the Mane 6 stopped laughing too.
"Are you looking for this?" Discord said as he picked up Thomas and hoisted him up.
Thomas wiggled in Discord's grasp.
"Let me go dude!" Thomas said annoyed.
"Yes! Give him back!" Twilight yelled.
"No! While that was a good laugh. This is serious business." Discord said pointing to Thomas.
"But... why me?" Thomas asked as he looked at Discord.
"What do you have against me?" Thomas said.
"Nothing. You were just unlucky enough to be caught by me!" Discord yelled as he prepared to bite Thomas.
"AH! DUDE WHAT THE [censored] is wrong with you?!" Thomas said as he tried to escape so he didn't end up a afternoon snack.
Thomas did the only thing he could in a situation like this.
He started trying to beat the living [censored] out of Discord.
Twilight started shooting bolts of magic at Discord.
It interrupted his meal.
"Hmm.. I'll deal with you later." Discord said as he dropped Thomas.
Luckily Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy caught him.
Discord roared and charged at Twilight intending to rip her apart with his talons.
"Girls! Use the Elements!" Twilight said as she narrowly avoided being bit by Discord.
"NOW!" Twilight screamed as Discord knocked her off balance and lunged at her.
The Mane 6 focused their power of friendship and the Elements of Harmony activated.
But... instead of turning Discord into stone, it simply knocked him out.
Twilight hastily teleported Discord's unconscious body out of Equestria.
"Pheww..." Twilight said wiping the sweat off her forehead.
"That was a close one. I was almost chow for a evil nutjob." Thomas said as the rest of the girls hugged him.
But Twilight just stood there.
Thomas went over to her.
"Twi I-" Thomas began to say but was cut off.
Twilight tackled him into a hug.
Twilight cried a little.
Just kidding, she cried a lot.
"Never do something that stupid again!"
"Trying to punch out a god! What the [censored] were you thinking?"
"You could have died!"
"I know." Thomas said as he hugged Twilight back.
"I was an idiot. I was lucky that you girls were hear to save me." Thomas said as he
Thomas stroked Twilight's hairly softly.
"It's okay Twilight. Don't cry I'm okay."
"Besides your hair gets all frizzled when you start bawling."
Twilight sniffled a little and smiled.
"You jerk! Take that back!" Twilight said, pouting in mock anger.
"Nope!" Thomas said as he ran away from Twilight.
I definitely know I'm going to enjoy staying here. Thomas thought as he laughed as Twilight continued to try to catch him.
Meanwhile in a pocket dimension.
"You think you've won Thomas. But I'll be back." Discord said.
"And this time I'm going to take away someone you care about."
Discord starting laughing manically while staring at a wall filled with pictures of Thomas and his friends.
A microwave dinged.
"Ohhh! My tamales are done!" Discord said as he went to get them.