The scream of the fourth princess was clearly heard from a mile away. As her friends clutched their ears tightly trying desperately to evade the headache causing shout. Her scream finally died down but the panic staying the same as she trotted hysterically in circles, worry being her only expression while her friends were sighing in relief. Twilight tried to regain a casual mood but failed, at thinking about her own reality of the situation just increased her panic....again.....as always.
"Now Twilight please relax sugarcube it ain't that bad I mean it's bad but it ain't that bad" AJ said in a calm tone.
"Are you kidding me this is terrible we were meant to be sold to little girls you hear me AJ little girls" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. Applejack eyebrow lowered tired of her friend's whining.
"Rainbow is right, we weren't meant for "older" men" Twilight said.
"Why don't instead of you guys panicking the hay out of yer selves and get your flanks over to the computer and search content made by the uh "Bronies" see if it's really that bad" Applejack said compassionately. Except for that first part that was just pure aggression.
"Uh ha yeah what AJ said lets try that" Rainbow said.
They sat down hesitantly and typed in Hooftube carefully looked at each other then clicked on the search bar and typed in bronies and left a space and thought before they entered a conversation.........
I said they entered in a conversation......
Uh hello...
"Oh sorry so what type of subject do we want Twi Music, TV, Art what?" Rainbow said with a little more confidence.
"I don't really care just get the horror over with"Twilight said.
"Okay here goes nothing. Music it is." Applejack said.
"Oh No" Twilight said.
Thousands of results were shown scrolling further down it seemed the list never ended all thumbnails had on of her friends on it or in some way referenced them. Twilight couldn't bear this. She was pulling her ears at this point in frustration and terror.As much as Twilight and Rainbow Dash hated the idea of the whole thing they had to "experiment" with these Twilight struggled to call them....videos. She shivered. They moved the cursor onto a title reading: Smile-Dubstep Remix well here it goes......CLICK!
5 minutes later........
"Ah make it stop noooo please" This time Twilight was rolling across the floor like a child having a tantrum. Honestly Rainbow Dash stood there actually sort of enjoying the tune doing some little steps of a dance as AJ had left the room unable to take Twilight's reaction anymore. Just as the song was about to end the door of the castle opened slowly with a walking tower of groceries oh my god it's....it's....just Rarity. Well what were you expecting. A monster? nah I can't be bothered just go with it reader oh sorry am I breaking the fourth wall soz that's Pinkie's job well back to it I guess.
"Well a little help would be appreciated or am I not worth the trouble" She moaned sobbing.
"Uh. Fine" Applejack groaned.
"Thank you darling" Rarity replied immediately stopping her sobbing and dropping all twenty bags into AJ's hooves. "Well I'd say this place needs a little clean up wouldn't you say Applejack darling?"
"Uh..yeah....I..I guess...ugh...up" She didn't finish her sentence before the shopping bags toppled her.
"Rarity help me please"Said Twilight as she jumped out from behind the door way.
"Why whatever is the matter" Twilight simply gave her puppy eyes and pointed at the computer.
"Look" Twilight said.
Rarity with caution approached the device and scanned the screen not really understanding why Twilight was so well just scared. Rarity looked back at Twilight and Twilight leant her head forward and trotted over to Rarity and went back in her search history all the way back to Wikipedia to the word: Brony. Rarity read the brief sentences on the the word each sentence her face changing from puzzled to worried to disgust all the way to terror.
"My goodness Applejack catch me" Rarity fainted hitting the floor......hard."Uh I believe you were suppose to catch me dear" She said but Applejack couldn't hear her from under all the damn bags she was carrying dammit Rarity keep your shopping with YOU and stop saying freaking darling you've said it like 500 times in the whole five seasons combined uh. Wait huh this is not a rant dammit I keep forgetting well once again right back folks.
"I know right?" Twilight said. But then she heard a tune and then lyrics coming from the room up the hall the laptop was gone and there was music playing Twilight went up the corridor and peeked through the door to see Rainbow Dash....singing? Wait! Wait! Wait! were making Rainbow Dash
sing now good jesus stupid writer anyway she then swiftly swung open the door to see Rainbow Dash with headphones on dancing. and then started singing again it went something like:
"Yeah I own this beat"
"You can call me the king or the ruler"
"Felon on bass, getting hoarse on the mic"
"We're getting 20 percent cooler"
Everyone stared in shock Rarity fainted again." Oh please don't have a panic attack"Rainbow turned around closed the laptop and threw down the headphones.
"Uh I wasn't doing anything..I was...I...I.....Uhhahh" And guess what she fainted too.Then so did Aj then Twilight writes a letter to Celestia
Dear Princess Celestia we have male fans
who adore us and are make art and music
dedicated to us send me a letter about
your thoughts on this.
Then Celestia had a heart attack and her last letter to Twilight was: '^' yep that's it a face that you do in text then everyone becomes an Alicorn how about that that's what I'm doing I don't care what the bronies think god dammit, somebody get M.A Larson on the phone I need to talk to him.
Right Now.