"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up.

Bucky: Yo, yo, this is the Awesome Bucky B. Katt here, filling in for Chris who is "busy" at the moment. Last time on our show, the players of Pahkitew Island begin enjoying life in the castle, with Max and Sugar being the worst guests. Chris announces that we will having Halloween or Nightmare Night earlier this year. Felt like we did it already, don't know why. Anyway, for Amy, and it has nothing to do with ME, she got a book which made a gang changing twist that dissolve the two teams into three. And for the costumes, don't care, but doesn't Heather look hot in hers? Sweet cracker sandwich! The new three teams must explore a haunted house to get collect while stealing with booby traps, ghosts, and zombies, also has nothing to do with ME. Alvin and Amy got closer, and Rodney and Sammy got close. Me? I got close to a salmon. Long story short, the zombies, and Shawn's paranoia, causes the Trusting Geezers to lose and for Shawn to be send out of here. But it doesn't end there because, in another incident that, again, doesn't involve ME, the Mane Six, the princesses and Discord got turn into chimera monsters. As for Chris, he has some "legal" matters with Bridgette.

We go into the castle part from the previous episode as Bucky spoke, "I'm wondering how Bridgette would win since she is suing a pony. Oh well. And so, I am in charge while the others are indisposed, so it's up to the players to figure out how to change those so-called monsters back.

Just then Fred and Barney came in, the former frowns as he said, "Hey, intern! The Prince of Friendship wants to speak with ya!"

"Yeah, his ma, girlfriend and aunt are missing and didn't come home, and he wanna know why." Barney said with a stupid nod.

"Hoo boy. Looks like I got some explanation to give her. Anyway, folks, don't go away, because we gotta save the world on this next interesting episode of..." As Bucky finishes the episode, we pan away from the castle before stopping. "Total...Drama...Equestria 2: Old Versus New!!!!"

ORANGE RATCHET PRESENTS...

A JUSSONIC STORY..

Another intro started playing like in every Total Drama season as cameras started popping out everywhere. Then a zoom-in begins to occur as Chris, as a pony, is looking down in depression and anger as Blaineley was posing next to him... then the camera dives right into the Friendship Castle as we then see Gwen, Cody and Sierra, accidentally knocking over the table, much to Twilight and Spike's chagrin.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind,
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see

Outside the castle, Bucky Katt (the human version) was doing some graffiti saying 'Bucky iz awsume' as he yelped, realizing and dove in a bush. Heather and Topher, who were watching this from a distance, just rolled their eyes.

Meanwhile, Rarity is putting dresses on Scarlett, Amy, Sugar and Zoey, much to the former three's anger and the latter's happiness. Nearby, Mike, Cameron and Alejandro were facepalming as Leonard was trying to cast a spell...

Over near where Rainbow Dash is, she, along with Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were skateboarding as Sky was joining them, along with a reluctant Dave, who was just nervous about the whole thing. Beardo, in the meantime, was relaxing near a tree.

Over with Pinkie Pie, she and Izzy were laughing as they were sitting with Max, all of them in mad scientist garb, working on something. DJ, Lindsay, B and Dawn just watch in concern.

I want to live close to the sun,
So pack your bags 'cause I already won,
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day...

Over with Fluttershy, she was just blushing as Rodney was looking over between both Sammy and Ella, the two of them seemingly fast friends as Chef and Discord seemed to have Shawn and Jasmine tied in a pot.

With Applejack herself, she was groaning as she was trying to push away a fat Owen, who ate up all the apples.

The camera then pans over to Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna were worried for their lives as they were looking around...

Celestia and Luna yelp as Bucky appeared in between them, wearing a shirt saying 'The real star right here!'. The two royal ponies could only roll their eyes as the camera panned back to reveal the cast... along with a new mysterious figure appearing in one of the windows as the last few notes of the Godfather theme turned pretty grim at the end.

TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA 2: NEW VERSUS OLD

BASED OFF THE WORKS OF JENNIFER PERTCH, TOM MCGILLIS AND LAUREN FAUST

WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC AND ORANGE RATCHET

Episode Thirty-One: Buckyhooves Social

LAST NIGHT...

Chris was humming as he walked along Ponyville, but sighed. "Shit, I really wish I had my own body back... it would feel a lot safer then..."

All of a sudden, he saw his watch ring as he picked it up. His eyes widened as he started running towards a different direction. Ben Mare was walking by just in time to see Chris leaving as Ben pondered, "Now where the fuck is he going?"

Pretty soon, Chris arrived at Bridgette's STILL unrepaired mansion, which while some work was done, it just didn't cut it. He quickly opened the doors, ran upstairs and kicked it down.

Chris then ran in to see Bridgette, Sadie, Ezekiel, Scott and Katie, the latter holding a camera, with Sky, Beardo, Lindsay, Dawn and Shawn weak with hunger (and Lindsay was even MORE sicker than usual) as Chris yelled, "Guys! What have you done! You opened the door! What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Bridgette glared as she turned to Chris. "What the fuck is wrong with US? What the fuck is wrong with YOU? You put in innocent people behind a closet door and they didn't even know where they were. These poor people had no food... Lindsay is sicker than ever... and Shawn... well, okay, he's pretty recent... but you put them in a closet... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"

"Besides, you and your friend Discord CRASHED A PLANE INTO MY MANSION!" Bridgette yelled.

Chris frowned. "Okay, so what if it was my idea? What are YOU going to do about it?"

"I... am... going... to... sue... you!" Bridgette glared at Chris who gulped. This was not good for him.

"Oh, I'm not ratting out to them! Harold, is the device ready?" Bridgette called.

Harold came in as he held up a device and made a portal. "There! Now we can go home at anytime..."

"Perfect! Courtney, your lawyer on the line?" Bridgette asked as Courtney came in.

"And finally..." Bridgette turned to Geoff as he was talking on the phone. "You said that your friend know where a distant court is in your town?"

"Oh, I will... when I expose to the entire world that you're a pony!" Bridgette smirked. "Therefore, we have every right to sue you!"

"Sure, take your time... but remember..." Bridgette growled. "We're taking this to court NOW!"

Chris waited near the nearby portal, in which all the contestants had already left for their world, Bridgette had just called a hospital for Lindsay as human doctors picked her up and carried her to the emergency room. It was then Blaineley arrived.

"Nothing much, really... all we need to do is convince the humans that the plantiffs are crazy by you moving your mouth in sync with mine, and everything will be fine!" Chris smiled.

"How do we know that will work?" Blaineley asked as they stepped through the portal.

"Come on, who would believe I'm a pony?" Chris laughed... as the two yelped to see Chris's angry producers.

Chris looked at Blaineley, who just shook her head. Chris looked down in disappointment. "Yes, I'm Chris."

"Heh, so the contestants WEREN'T exaggerating." The second producer said as he motioned for a cowboy to come over. "Rope him!"

"What the-" Chris started before his mouth was roped and he was pulled into a cage as the cage slammed on him.

"Come along quietly, has been!" The third producer ordered as Blaineley looked down. Even when Blaineley was accepted by Chris, she still had not been accepted by society...

"Oh ho, so they're hiding behind the door, huh?" Fred frowned as he and Barney marched up. "Let us in right now!"

"Eh, they have a very busy meeting right now! They wish not to be disturbed!" Bucky said in worry.

All of a sudden, monstrous growls came from behind the door as slashing was heard.

"Get out of the way!" Fred yelled as he picked up the human and threw him. "We need to let them know the Prince needs them."

"Hey, what the-" Barney yelled before a monstrous roar, two chomps, and two gulps were heard.

Bucky sighed as he took off his intern hat and looked down. "They lived bravely..."

Bucky then put his intern hat back on as he said, "Well... I'm in charge of hosting, I have to make sure nothing bad happens and..."

Bucky winced as he looked towards the closed door. "I'm opening that door and when I do, there better be monster ponies roaming inside... and a monster Discord."

Bucky then opened the door and winced as he covered his eyes. He then opened his eyes to find no monsters in the room... but a big hole was made in the castle as he looked out.

"...figures..." Bucky sighed as he used his watch to type in a number to teleport to Ponyville.

Meanwhile, over at the castle, the Loving Youngsters and Confused Flingers were having some breakfast at the table, Cody, who was with the Trusting Geezers, was personally invited when Sierra asked permission for him to come, which the Mane Six and the princesses agreed to. As they were eating their breakfast, Max frowned as he started to get impatient.

"I don't know where Spike is... nor have I seen Ben or Nyx since breakfast." Ella said.

"Say, Sierra... how are those... well... side effects working out for you?" Cody asked.

"Oh... well, I guess it's not so bad. The parts still come out when I blush, but I'm getting used to them." Sierra said.

"I don't know if you remembered, but in the first Total Drama Equestria, when we were on that adventure to search for the eye of Tuerto, Sierra got caught by creatures called the Weums... which we figured out were actually the Mews." Cody explained.

"Ah yes... I still remember that." Sky smiled, remembering meeting Ichigo. "A little."

"Well, when they caught Sierra, they injected her with a serum that for some reason, causes her to have fox ears and a fox tail." Cody explained.

Sierra started blushing, and just like that, a fox tail came out her hiney, and fox ears came out from her head.

"I really don't know... I don't have a pendant or anything, so I don't know what'll happen..." Sierra said as Ben came in.

Ben glared at Amy as he growled, “Say one fucking word about that fucking scar, which for GOD’S sake should have fucking healed by now because I’m a fucking OC made for a cartoon, and you can have your fucking voice box removed.”

"And I want to make it clear to all of you! I don't want to go into a backstory, I don't want to explain anything! I'm just going to get this scar HEALED once and for fucking all JUST so that people will stop FUCKING QUESTIONING ME ABOUT THE SCAR! SERIOUSLY, I'M JUST GOING TO GET THAT FUCKING HEALED RIGHT NOW!" Ben said as he marched straight out the door. "And nothing's going to stop me!"

Sierra: Well, I suppose that's it, then... I wonder what today's challenge will be like...

As the others were talking, they didn't hear a scream, chomp and gulp as Rodney said, "Well, I wonder what we can do until Chris comes over with his next challenge..."

"There we go..." Topher said as he unlocked the book, causing the key to disappear. He then opened it as he read it. "You have just won the power to turn FIVE of the Total Drama contestants, ANY contestants, into ponies JUST for a day!"

Topher: I could use it against my enemies, but really, what enemies do I have? (Topher paused) Hmmm... I guess I can just select my five favorite girls... but let me see what... I KNOW!

"I choose Heather, Ella, Sierra, Sammy and... sure, Jasmine, why not?" Topher smiled as he put the names down.

Back in the castle room, Heather, Ella, Sierra and Sammy had lights formed around them as all four were turned into ponies. Heather immediately noticed as she looked at herself. "Hey... I'm back in my pony body, with my one broken wing... which means..."

Heather smirked as she started using her tail to fly. "Sweet! Tail powers are back!"

"Whoa!" Cody said as Sierra was back to her pony form, as he noticed the two cutie marks that accompanied her... the autograph book cutie mark, and the spirit of a fox with a guitar in its' paw, the base of the guitar was heart-shaped.

"I see my book unlocking was a success?" Topher said as everyone except for Heather, Ella, Sammy and Sierra glared at Topher.

All of a sudden, the doors got kicked down as the Trusting Geezers ran inside and Jasmine slammed the door, Jasmine, now in her pony form, was barring the doors.

"What's going on?" Heather asked. "I mean, besides the fact Jasmine's a pony now..."

"WE HAVE TROUBLE!" Owen cried. "When we went out to the farms, monsters started running in and attacking the town! Even ponies are being eaten right now! We can see their see-through stomachs to see the trapped ponies!"

"Where are the Mane Six, or the princesses? Maybe they can handle it!" Spike said in hope.

"Oh, you want to go out there and see them? They're running amuck in the town right now!" Gwen said as she pointed outside the door.

Spike and Nyx peeked out and screamed. Outside, they saw monsters looking like the Mane Six, the princesses and Discord attacking the town as the Rarity monster tore down her building and ate up everything in there as her see-through stomach saw the eaten contents being entered inside. Twilight monster roared as Ben, Fred, Barney and a few other ponies were stuck inside her stomach. Every other monster was chasing around something as ponies were heard screaming.

"What happened out there?" Sierra asked. "Those monsters looked just like... the Mane Six and the princesses and Discord!"

"They had important business to attend to, and can't attend today's episode... so I'm taking over as host for a while." Bucky said.

BACK ON EARTH, IN ONTARIO, CANADA'S COURT...

Chris and Blaineley were sitting on the defendant's seat as Bridgette and Katie were sitting on the plantiff's seat, the other contestants not competing in Total Drama Equestria 2 were there as they sat down at their seats. The jury table consisted of Chris' producers, and the judge had yet to enter.

"All rise for the honorable Judge Vecro." One of the people called as a male judge, wearing a brown wig and standard judge's equipment, came up.

"He always bullied me in elementary school! I snitched on him to the principal one day, and he doesn't let go of grudges!" Chris whispered. "No doubt about it, I just lost the case!"

They all sat down as Blaineley whispered, "It's fine, Chris! All we need to do is convince them you got a good case, and we're set! Besides, in case we don't do anything well, we DO have a secret weapon!"

"What's that?" Chris whispered as Blaineley whispered in his ear. Chris smiled. "Oh, you're right! If we tell everyone that, there's no way we'd lose!"

"Great! Let's just keep this to ourselves for now!" Blaineley said as they turned to the judge.

"It is now time for the opening statements. Defendant?" The judge raised an eyebrow.

Blaineley got up. "Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you, today's trial you see before you is just some sort of farce in an attempt to villainize Chris... but tell me this... who is the REAL villain here? Who?"

Blaineley then walked over back to the defendant as the judge turned. "Plantiff?"

"Thank you." Katie nodded as she walked up. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as you all know, Chris has been using torture on us contestants for the past six seasons! But today... we just learned that he had been abusing contestants even after elimination from the game! Look at this pitiful girl!"

Katie then pointed to a sick Lindsay, huddled in a blanket, and starving. "This poor girl was starved by a sadistic host, not being given any food! A caring host would feed contestants and make them feel at home. IS THIS MAKING CONTESTANTS FEEL AT HOME?"

Katie then walked back towards the seats as the judge nodded. "Let us continue, shall we?"

"First off, we don't even know if what happened to Lindsay has anything to do with Chris. Does the prosecution has any proof that Chris was involved?"

"Hmmm, I hate to admit this, but she has a point. Miss? Do you have any proof that Chris McClean has anything to do with Lindsay's condition?"

The nonplaying players hesitate, they cannot give out any proof or mention the current unofficial game without getting their pony friends or Equestria into big trouble. Katie groans out, "No...but you gotta admit, Chris has been known to do something like this."

"I also got to request that Lindsay be removed from the courtroom for her own health." Blaineley said with a nod. "And that anything about her is not put into evidence."

"Due noted." Vecro groaned. Despite his grudge against Chris, he has to follow the rules of the laws so he has the officers removed Lindsay removed. "But I will put a note on that."

"I also wish for the following things: one, that the producers not say any word during this farce because, face it, they're a bunch of ugly, stupid, narrow-minded pigs who made up the challenges that torture the contestants in the first place!"

The producers were about to protest but the judge said, "Fine, no word from the producers."

The lover of Chris gave a glare to Ezekiel, shutting him up before she continues, "Second, I ask that the pony have the chains and ropes removed from him." The woman motions to the rope and chains that Chris is on. "I mean, do you want to be abused of animal abuse?! Bridgette, is that what you wanted?!"

Bridgette yelps before nervously saying, "Errr, yeah, just...do so. Please." The girl wouldn't mind if it was Chris...but how will she explains the pony part? Bridgette rather not be abused of abusing the animals that cared for. Even Dawn would not tolerate that!

The judge signals that Chris be removed from the ropes but added, "Just noted. If that pony makes a break for it, I won't hesitate to ask the baliff to zap it! Anything else?"

"Bathroom breaks every few minutes or so." Blaineley groans as she drank some coffee. "That stuff is effecting my stomach."

Katie: Huh, looks like we can use the confessionals, even though we're not allowed in the game, huh. Anyway, we have this case good and shut. Hopefully we can at least bring Chris to jail!

MEANWHILE, BACK IN PONYVILLE...

"So... let me see if we got this right." DJ frowned as everyone was sitting down around the castle. "Basically, you owed a few friends a favor."

"You were asked to keep an eye on some jellyfish creatures that, when fused with another animal, can turn them into monsters." Spike frowned.

"But you turned your back for a few seconds, the ponies grabbed the creatures, thinking it was a bowl of candy, and they all ate the entire bowl." Max said in a deadpan voice.

"And now they turned into horrible psychotic monsters that are eating all the ponies out there, and the only way to turn them back to normal is through some magic mumbo jumbo that only girls with certain powers can do." Jasmine stared, unamused.

"Yes." Bucky nodded. "That is exactly what I spent thirty minutes on, talking to you about that."

Everyone turned and nodded as they all took a deep breath... and then they all yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!"

Scarlett: Great, not only do we have to have our main plot of the game slowed down, now we have to face bigger problems!

"This is going to be bad for business! How are we going to continue this game if my friends are going to rampage around the streets!" Spike frowned.

"Blame Mr. I-Thought-It-Was-A-Good-Idea-To-Leave-Jellyfish-Creatures-In-A-Bowl-Where-Ponies-Can-Instantly-Grab-It-And-Eat-The-Entire-Contents!" Heather glared at Bucky.

"I just can't handle the pressure!" Sierra screamed as she was holding her head to her hooves. "I just can't!"

As she said that, her pony tail was replaced with that of a fox tail. Sierra groaned as she looked down. "Oh no, I got emotional again."

It didn't stop Bucky from noticing though... as he smirked, getting an idea. He immediately dug into his pants pockets as he muttered, "They must be here somewhere..."

Sierra: (still feeling her fox tail with her hooves) I can't help it, I'm just so nervous!

"Perfect!" Bucky smiled as he pulled out four needles. "Here's the deal, folks! This is now a challenge!"

"Okay, okay, I was neglectful, I get it! Can we change the subject, please?" Bucky growled. "Anyway, how many of you have seen Tokyo Mew Mew?"

"You... met them in the last Total Drama Equestria?" Bucky said as he was trying to jog everyone's memories. "Seriously, how do you not know who the Mew Mews are?"

"Oh my God, the episodes with Sailor Mars, they were incredibly cool!" Topher and Ella spoke in excitement.

"I was always a Sailor Pluto fan!" Gwen smiled. "Always the master of time, that one!"

"And she never runs from a real fight or turn her back on a friend!" Zoey smiled.

Bucky sighed. "Good. At least you've seen ONE Magical Girl anime! Well, the same friends that I owe a favor to also lent me these four needles. Inside them, once I inject them in you, they contain magical girl powers. They vary, but they can be extremely powerful enough... they can destroy the monsters..."

"...they won't kill the host bodies, but they'll force the jellyfish creatures out!" Bucky smiled.

"Ah, but that's where my brilliant idea and the challenge take fruition! How many of you have watched 'Ghostbusters'?" Bucky smiled.

"They had merchandise back in the eighties and nineties!" Bucky groaned. "They had a sequel, and I think they're releasing a new Ghostbusters movie with an all-female cast!"

"Haley Joel Osment and Bruce Willis!" Heather smiled. "Two of the best actors casted in the right role!"

"Okay, so you all seen at least ONE ghost busting movie." Bucky sighed. "Anyway, it'll be up to five girls not participating in the challenge to get the jellyfish creatures out of the ponies and Discord's bodies... and as for the rest of the teams, you all must dress as Ghostbusters and use the right equipment to trap all the jellyfish creatures!"

"The five that got transformed into ponies." Bucky smirked as Heather, Ella, Jasmine, Sierra and Sammy looked at each other, nervously. "All of you, get into the best Ghostbusters costumes you can find!"

Everyone nodded as they started to search the castle to find Ghostbusters outfits.

Sierra just stepped aside as Heather, Ella, Jasmine and Sammy looked at Bucky as Bucky was holding the first needle. "Okay, who wants first shot?"

Jasmine: Well... looks like we're preparing for a challenge... let's see how it goes...

MEANWHILE, BACK ON EARTH, IN ONTARIO, CANADA, THE COURTROOM...

"I would like to call my first witness to the stand!" Blaineley said as the trial was still going underway. "I'd like to call... Ezekiel to the stand!"

Ezekiel smirked as he got up... he knew exactly how to approach this subject. All the other contestants were smiling sadistically. This was going to be their finest hour!

"All right, Ezekiel...why don't you describe the events that happened to you during the name?"

"Yes, yes, all because you were a sexist jerk to the girls. They were there, we were there, the whole America people were there..." Blaineley remarks, rolling his eyes.

"Sounds like it's your fault for getting eliminated." Blaineley said with a smirk to Ezekiel, thinking she had it good.

"No! Chris just kicked me out and didn't bother to give me a fair elimination!" Ezekiel protests to Blaineley. "And even when I got back and replace Duncan, he gave me no respect, especially after..."

"Blah, blah, blah. You were eliminated then turn into a freaking cockroach. But wait. You aren't anymore, so how did we know you were in the game at all?!"

"Okay, I stowaway...and there isn't anything to eat down there but rats and bugs! I was forced to turn into a cannibal just to survive!"

"Blah, blah, blah! Can we just kill you off and move on, please?!" Blaineley snaps, making most of everyone gasp. The woman yelps, a bit embarrassed. "Err, scratch that part."

"All right, Dawn. So what happened that brought you here today?" Bridgettee ask Dawn with a nod.

"Well, you know I was a part of Chris's game in Season Four, right? Despite how good I've played, I ended up being kicked out by Scott." Dawn sighs, making Scott roll his eyes at that. "And you know what? Chris actually made me sign a waiver telling me that to sue anyone just for that. I was framed by Scott and even Chris refuse to see that."

"I also hold a list of the crimes Chris has done since his first season." Bridgette said as she took out a list, giving it to the judge. "From harassment to endangerment to the toxic waste dump in Season 4 to knowing about crazy Mal and yet not doing a damn thing about it to abandoning his players to die in Season 6 and..."

"Yes, yes, I get the idea. Noted." The judge remarks with a shrug as Katie sat down, smirking.

"Your honor, I object." Blaineley said with a frown. "This trial is nothing more than a farce."

"No, I mean, these jackasses has a vendetta against Chris for too long that they don't know the real Chris."

"Oh give us a break!" A producer spoke up in annoyance. "Chris has always been an arrogant asshole ever since he dropped you like a pile of bricks and always will! We didn't even come up with most of the challenge we made. Most of the time, it was him."

Chris: Okay, yeah, I came up with them myself...BUT only because I was desperate and still a big jackass back then! And...(pause) I just screwed myself over, did I?

"Interesting..." Judge Vecrocity nodded as he turned towards the secretary, who was writing everything down. "Okay... Bridgette, your next witness?"

"I like to call Sky to the stand!" Bridgette said as Sky marched right up to the stand and sat down.

"Okay, Sky, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" One of the judge's assistants asked.

Bridgette nodded as she looked at Sky. "Now then, Sky, you were part of those so-called challenges of Chris', were you not?"

"Indeed." Sky nodded as Katie was ducking down from her seat and pulling out her camera as she was pushing record as she was whispering quietly to herself, but nobody noticed.

"Well... on Pahkitew Island, our recent season's first challenge involved building a fort..." Sky nodded.

"Which was our idea, of course." One of the producer's nodded. "The tennis ball and moose thing? Chris' idea."

"Thank you." Sky nodded. "And then, we had a relay race with pigs... a balloon challenge with dangerous items, which I believe was Chris' idea."

"A Truth or Dare questionnaire, the electrocuting part I believe was Chris' idea, then the crossing the beams, producer's idea, try to get a coin from a monkey, Chris' idea, explore underground cave, I believe that's producer's idea?" Sky paused as the producers nodded. "Crossing a few zones while handling babies, which I definitely know is Chris' idea, then there was the meat shake challenge, which they were expired by the way, I don't know if it was the producer's idea or Chris', but either way, we all got sick, then Chris just left us to die for a challenge, then we climbed up a mountan which was the producer's idea, then a combination of all challenges, which I believe is a custom, THEN finally, we had that race where Chris tried to break up me and Dave!"

"Well, no, because Dave overheard Chris and Blaineley's plans to have us break up!" Sky said.

"And how exactly, do you mean that?" The judge asked as Chris and Blaineley looked at each other.

"Let me tell you about my abusive boyfriend!" Sky frowned as Chris and Blaineley gulped in worry.

MEANWHILE, BACK IN EQUESTRIA...

Bucky smiled as he looked over his handywork. "Congratulations, I hereby dub you the Me- no... uh... the Total Girl Power Fighters!"

Heather, Sierra, Sammy, Ella and Jasmine just stared at each other as Jasmine said, "We don't feel any different..."

Bucky groaned as he threw some pendants. "Just take these, kiss them, and shout a transformation."

"Oh... okay..." Heather said as she kissed her pendant. "POWER GIRL HEATHER... TRANSFORM!"

Heather then started to glow as she started to do weird dances as her clothes began changing ala Sailor Moon. Pretty soon, she was now wearing a nice blue and yellow suit, her pony tail now a leopard tail and she now had leopard ears.

"Cool!" Heather smiled. "And my wing..." She frowned as she looked at her wing and frowned. "...is still busted, oh son of a bitch! I just hope I can fly with the cheetah tail!"

"It's actually an Amur leopard tail." Bucky said. "You now possess the powers of a leopard, plus you have a special weapon if you summon it. You will know how to attack when you face your opponent. The same goes for the rest of you. Go ahead..."

Jasmine then started to glow, doing a different weird dance as her clothes started changing ala Sailor Moon. Pretty soon, she was now wearing a grey and orange suit, with her snout now sprouting a horn and her ears now turned into that of a rhino's.

"That would be the Sumatran Rhinoceros." Bucky explained. "You now possss the powers of a rhino, and your special weapon!"

"My turn!" Ella smiled, kissing her pendant. "POWER GIRL ELLA... TRANSFORMATION!"

Ella was now glowing as she was now doing a dance and her clothes changing ala Sailor Moon. Now, Ella was wearing a red and yellow suit, with bird feathers growing on the side of her arms, and messy bird-like hair on top.

"You are the Northern Bald Ibis! You now possess the powers of a bird... bird calling, kicking butt, you name it. You also have your special weapon."

"I'm next!" Sammy said as she kissed her pendant. "POWER GIRL SAMMY... TRANSFORMATION!"

Sammy started glowing like the rest as she started doing a dance and her clothes changing ala Sailor Moon. Sammy, after the transformation, now dawned a green and orange outfit with flippers instead of hooves, and her eyes were fully black.

"What sort of animal am I, and why do I feel like hopping on a lily pad?" Sammy asked.

"You possess the power of the Black-Eyed Tree Frog." Bucky smiled. "Not only can you "hop" a good distance, you also, again, have your very, VERY special powers and your weapon."

...You get the idea. Glow, weird dance, clothes change, Sailor Moon. Long story short, Sierra was now wearing an orange and green suit with fox ears and a fox tail attached.

"Okay, you know the explanation, you have the powers of an Arctic Fox. You just need to know your weapon..." Bucky said.

"Okay, we're now transformed into weird Magical Girls... now what?" Heather asked.

All of a sudden, the castle's top got ripped apart as the monstrous versions of Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Discord looked down.

"Okay, let's see!" Ella paused as she tried dodging Discord's attacks. "Uh... ELLA MIKE!"

A microphone then appeared in Ella's hands as she looked at it. Ella smiled as she started to do some weird dances and started yelling into the mike. "VOICE... AMPLIFIER... SOUND... MOVEMENT!"

Ella then jumped and shouted into the mike, sending shockwaves down to the ground, surprising Rainbow and Fluttershy as they fell right down, Discord shaken.

"Let me try! SIERRA KABONGER!" Sierra smirked as she held out her hoof, a guitar appeared in her hands. "Sweet..."

"Better do your attack, they're coming to..." Heather said in worry as the monsterous Rainbow, Fluttershy and Discord were trying to get up.

"Right!" Sierra smirked as she did some twirling on the guitar, ala Sailor Moon as she waved the guitar. "SIERRA... UPPER... EL... KABONG!"

Sierra then hit Rainbow Dash right on the head as the classic Hanna-Barbara "Kabong" sound effect was heard coming out of the guitar as the monster's mouth opened up as a few jellyfish creatures, along with the ponies Rainbow had eaten, got spat out, causing Rainbow to change back to normal.

"KABONG!" Sierra screamed as she hit Fluttershy straight on the head, causing her to change back to normal as she spat out the ponies she ate and the jellyfish creatures in them.

"KABONG!" Sierra said, hitting Discord on the head, causing him to turn back to normal and spitting out the jellyfish creatures.

"Let us... take care of the work!" a voice was heard as music was heard as it started to get upbeat.

"Ha ha! You people HAVE heard of Ghostbusters!" Bucky called the other contestants as they came out, all of them wearing Ghostbuster outfits and holding proton packs.

"What? No. We just found those outfits." Zoey said as she pointed to them. "They were in the closet, strangely enough. Come on! Get those creatures so they don't possess another!"

Everyone nodded as they aimed their photon packs and started blasting as the jellyfish creatures were getting hoarded up as Mike, Gwen, and Alejandro holding up thermoses to suck up the jellyfish creatures inside.

Alejandro nodded as he, Gwen and Mike closed their thermos as everyone then did little victory dances as Rainbow and Fluttershy just stared weirdly. Fluttershy blinked as she asked, "What happened?"

"Long story. Can you just stay with these clearly traumatized for life ponies in the castle while we get your other friends?" Ella asked.

"Uh... okay." Rainbow nodded as she and Fluttershy stayed with the very nervous and scared ponies as Discord looked around.

"Where's Chris?" Discord asked as he scratched his head and frowned. "Oh, never mind, I'll get the answer myself."

Sierra: (smiles) I am LOVING these new powers! I think I may get used to them pretty soon!

Max: Let me make this clear. For NOW, we work together, but the minute we go back to this game, I'm back to my evil duties! (laughs evilly)

Dave: Man, this is a really intense challenge! Where is Chris when you need him, he clearly needs to see this challenge!

MEANWHILE, BACK IN ONTARIO, CANADA, IN THE COURTROOM...

"And that's basically the story of my abusive boyfriend." Sky crossed her arms. "He started beating me during the audition tape, but SOMEBODY neglected to have that pointed out!"

"Of course. Ever since then, and we're still dating, even through Total Drama Equestria 2!" Sky said.

The other contestants' eyes widened in shock as the producers turned to Sky in confusion, as did the judge. Bridgette then slapped her own forehead and groaned, Chris and Blaineley now gulping in worry.

"What exactly did you mean by... Total Drama Equestria 2?" Vecrocity asked. "I was told of no such season?"

"Neither did we... nor did we get told of a first Total Drama Equestria..." The producer said in suspicion. "What is the meaning of this? Keep in mind, you are all under oath! Anything you say will be used against you!"

And, as if the worst timing was possible, Discord came out through the portal, next to Chris. "There you are, Chris! You should be seeing what is going on in..."

Vecrocity frowned as Chris yelped. Sky groaned as Bridgette sighed. "Your honor, I like to call surprise witness Discord to the stand. He will tell you the entire story!"

Blaineley groans as she mumbles to Discord, "We got into a bit of trouble here. Just try to say the truth but at least try to make it look like they are crazy. We got the last part covered."

"You may take the stand." The judge said to Discord...but blinks as Discord grabs it. "What?"

"Well, how rude! No need to be a grumpy bear." Discord snorts as he turns into a bear, much to the confusion of those who don't know what's going on and the annoyance of Chris and Blaineley who slaps themselves.

Discord: Hey, if I try to be serious, I would be dull! Gah! (sticks finger to mouth)

"All right, what is this Total Drama Equestria thing?" The judge demands to Discord. "And mind you, no jokes or I will throw you in the monkey house!"

Discord, turned into a monkey, shrugs as he changes back, saying, "Fair enough. So it's like this: from where I came from, I saw this little show and decided to make my home world exciting, so I gave Christopher and his pals a chance to do a season..."

"No comment from the peanut gallery if you please! Anyway, we managed to bring 38...well, 40, but Celestia, a friend of mine, invited Blaineley and whoever the other guy is, to play. They wouldn't play so Chris gassed them!"

"Long story... Anyway, after gassing, Celestia turned them into...something else so they can play the game without arousing suspicions of the inhabitants of the world. There were some problems like Al trying to figure out who's Heather's boyfriend is..." Discord explains clearly.

"Wait, I thought Alejandro was the boyfriend." A producer spoke out, a bit bewildered by that.

"Nah! They were pretending to troll Chris! Then Scott causes some troubles to break up an alliance..."

"Best moments ever." Scott remarks proudly then frowns. "Up until Fang and the freaky pony!"

"And we ran into trouble from Celestia's adopted uncle, who shall not be named for the sake of the audience, trying to kill humans left and right..." Discord said, explaining a certain mad villain.

"Wait, 'humans'?" The judge ask, arching an eyebrow. Discord yelped at this. "Are you saying your world's inhabitants aren't human?!"

"Okay, the inhabitants are non-humans, but that's all you need to know." Discord said, trying to keep up a straight face, though it made the judge and the producers more suspicious. "Then there were the challenges and the bad guy trying to kill the final three...then we have another season and..."

Discord panicked and throws himself to the floor, screaming, "I THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE COURT!"

"So an unofficial season in another universe? Oh yeah, you are certainly guilty." A producer remarks with a scoff at Chris, making him more uncomfortable.

"You know, it's all your fault for sending us into Bridgette's closet." Sky said to Discord with a frown.

"Now I protest!" Discord protests angrily as he stood up, confronting Sky. "I was about to send you eliminated players to the Human World but someone messed with..."

"Human world?! What are you saying now?!" The judge asks in bewilderment, causing Discord to pause and slap himself.

"Someone kill me. Someone kill me now. Look, I was supposed to send you there but you got teleported into Bridgette's closet of her mansion..."

"WHICH CHRIS CRASHED HIS GODDAMN PLANE INTO!!!" Bridgette exclaims furiously, making Chris more nervous.

Chris: Okay, unless we played the final card, I'm sooooo turning into glue now.

MEANWHILE, BACK IN EQUESTRIA...

"SAMMY TUBA!" Sammy called out as a tuba was summoned into her hand. She then did some flips and kicks as she called out the attack. "AIR... BLOW... LUNG... ATTACK!"

Sammy then blew the trumpet as powerful rays then hit the monstrous versions of Applejack and Luna as they fell down.

"SIERRA... UPPER... EL... KABONG!" Sierra called as she hit Applejack with the guitar, causing Applejack to spit the creatures and other ponies out, changing her back to normal.

"KABONG!" Sierra called as she hit Princess Luna with the guitar, causing her to get the jellyfish creatures out.

Heather: I think we're doing quite a lot of work so far... glad we got these new powers... wonder if we'll keep them.

Sugar: Yee-haw! I think our team is winning! (pause) I think. Is anybody keeping count on this?

Owen: All I know is that these uniforms are giving us some good power over ghosts! (grins) We are so good at this!

Dave: Man, I feel like a million bucks right now! I feel like I'm not going anytime soon unless some contrived coincidence popped up!

"I'll keep it short, you along with the others turned into gigantic monsters by those jellyfish things you ate." Heather explained as Rarity and Celestia, the monstrous versions, started rampaging around Sugar Cube Corner and destroyed it.

"This isn't funny!" DJ said in horror as he watched Sugar Cube Corner being destroyed.

"Who could have done this?" Apple Bloom asked in horror as the monstrous versions of Rarity and Celestia crumpled more buildings to dust.

"Blame your intern, blame your stupidity for eating the jellyfish creatures that weren't supposed to be ingested, take your pick." Heather said as he turned to Luna. "We're going to take care of the problem, can you go back to Twilight's castle?"

"Sure." Luna nodded as she teleported Applejack, the CMC and herself out of there.

An alto saxophone appeared in Heather's hand as she did more kicks and flips, while holding the saxophone in place. "SAX... SPIT... ATTACK!"

Heather then blew into the sax as bubbles came out and blinded the monstrous Rarity and Princess Celestia as they fell.

"SIERRA... UPPER... EL... KABONG!" Sierra said as she whacked Applejack on the head, spitting out the jellyfish creatures.

"KABONG!" Sierra yelled as she whacked Princess Celestia on the head with the guitar, changing her back to normal as she spat out the creatures.

"What happened..." Celestia groaned. "Why do I feel like I got hit in the head by a guitar?"

As soon as the teams used their proton packs and thermoses to suck up the jellyfish creatures, Gwen turned to Celestia as she said, "We'll explain later, go back to the castle... Twilight's castle."

"Let me see... we did Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Discord, Applejack, Luna, Rarity and Celestia. We only have Pinkie and Twilight left..." Heather said.

"Well, what are we standing around here for?" Scarlett frowned. "Let's save everyone!"

Topher: I have to say, the way the girls fight, you'd think they'd grow familiar...

Amy: I hate to admit it... but Samey... does make a better Magical Girl than I do... but that's just ONE thing I like!

"If we don't make it out of here, there's just something you need to know." Topher said. "I always had a major crush on you."

"R-really?" Ella said in surprise as she hugged Topher. "That's so sweet of you, Topher!"

Topher looked surprised as he hugged her back. "I know it came out of the blue, but..."

"Wh-wha-" Topher asked, before Ella gave him a kiss on the cheek. Topher, smiling, told Ella, "You go out there and beat them!"

"Sammy, I have something very important to say, and I hope we don't die soon, but Sammy, I l-l-l-l..." Rodney yelped as he realized he couldn't get it out.

It was then Sammy realized what Rodney was trying to say... she smiled as she planted her first kiss on his lips, shutting him up. As soon as they finished with the kiss, she smiled. "Just try not to fall for anybody else... if you do, you know I'm just going to drag you by your cock until you look at me again."

As Heather was about to go off, Alejandro grabbed her and smiled. "Senorita, I have something..."

Heather then kicked him straight in the balls, causing Alejandro to let her go. "You try that on me again, and my boyfriend will double your torture!"

Alejandro: (frowns) I had to at least try! (sighs) I guess I'm just going to have to accept that Heather and Bucky are together... and I can't separate them...

"Took him long enough." Bucky smiled as he was watching the monitor as Luna and Celestia were teleporting the equipment over as everybody was watching the monitors. "Now to get Alejandro to realize his feelings for Amy and vice versa!"

Meanwhile the Pinkie monster... was not really doing any destroying... rather she was napping... until...

"KABONG!" Sierra yelled as she whacked Pinkie on the head with the guitar, causing the jellyfish creatures to be spat out and the teams using their thermoses to suck the creatures into the thermoes.

"Last one..." Jasmine said as the monstrous Twilight, with the visible Ben, Fred and Barney still in her tummy. "JASMINE... TRIANGLE!"

Jasmine shrugged as she started doing flips and kicks. "TRIANGLE... THROW... SUBMISSION!"

Jasmine then threw the triangle right at the monstrous Twilight's head... which bounced back as the monstrous Twilight glared.

Sammy, Heather and Ella's attacks hit... but they bounced off. The monstrous Twilight glared as she roared.

"Sorry, used too much El Kabong." Sierra said, pointing to her guitar, which looked out of power.

The monstrous Twilght then ate all the Ghostbuster cosplaying contestants in sight as they joined Ben, Fred and Barney in her stomach.

MEANWHILE, BACK IN ONTARIO, CANADA, THE COURTROOM...

"Well, it seems that evidence is working against you, Mr. McClean." Vecro said as he glared at the human turned pony.

Blaineley and Discord looked in surprise as the other Total Drama contestants that weren't playing smirked.

"Oh yes, Chris... you can speak... I know you were turned into a pony... in fact... they told us in the courtroom before you even arrived. Do you three not see your case was doomed the minute you walked into the courtroom?" Vecrocity smirked.

Chris growled as he turned to the contestants. "YOU BLABBED ABOUT MY TRANSFORMATION? YOU LITTLE BI-"

"Hold him down now!" Bridgette said as the producers came and tackled Chris down to the ground, muzzling him up again.

"I have to obj- Blaineley said, knowing she was in a losing case right now, but it was no use. Blaineley was held down as Discord sat down, scared for his life.

"No way. I'll never say anything! I won't tell you that Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash AND especially Pinkie Pie are the other hosts... with Ben as the side host!" Discord smirked happily.

Blaineley just facepalmed as Discord covered his mouth, realizing the mistake he made.

"...Interesting... now, Chris McClean... what do you want to conclude?" Vecrocity asked.

Blaineley sighed as she and Chris nodded. The producers unmuzzled Chris as he started to talk. "Mr. Vecrocity... you can't arrest me and my friends because... because even though I did host an illegal season right under the producers' noses and never aired it in this world... it was not meant for prying eyes..." Chris said. "But right now, we are doing a second season of this... illegal season, and we just want to go through with it to the end. Don't cancel it all because you arrested me... because where would the fun in that be? Please your Honor, just grant me this one wish that the season I made... goes on..."

"Hmmm..." Vecrocity paused as he turned to the producers. "Katie, your final response?"

"Hm? Oh! Hang on!" Katie turned to her camera. "That's my V-Log, see you next time!"

Katie then turned off her camera as she walked over. "What Chris said is basically true. We don't want Total Drama Equestria 2 to end... but at the same time, we want to see justice... we want Chris to pay the price... and so, all we ask is please see that Chris and the others get their just desserts... but don't cancel Total Drama Equestria 2."

"Hard to say. We say Bridgette, but it could also be me and Lindsay." Katie said.

"Interesting... producers, take a few minutes, and we'll get the verdict..." The judge said as the producers went by to talk.

"Yeah, recess!" The stupid ones exclaims as they quickly grab some basketballs, jump rope, etc.

"No! It's a few seconds!" Noah exclaims, slapping himself in irritation, much to the group's disappointment.

DURING RECESS...

"Guys, come on, drop the lawsuit already!" Chris pleads to the non-playing players in one room. He, Blaineley and Discord sat on one side of the table while the others sat on the other.

"I told you, I wasn't sending you in the closet on purpose." Discord said, holding an "I'm innocent" sign to his friends. "It was a simple mistake."

"It isn't about whatever or not you made a mistake, Discord." Bridgette said to Discord with a frown. "It's because we had enough of Chris's crap!"

"What? Have we even forgotten last year?" Blaineley ask in concern. "Ur during the incident with the mad pony?"

"Chris may try to change but that doesn't change the fact that he was once an ignorant stupid ass girl he was in the past." Geoff said, shaking his head a bit. "Discord, we can forgive for sending Sky, Dawn, Lindsay and Shawn into the closet by mistake..."

"But the fact is, Chris, that most of the challenge that put us in danger, embarrass us, even broke friendships is all you, ass." Duncan remarks with a shrug. "Perhaps you should've thought of that before having me arrested."

Chris: (sighs) May as well face it. I lost. Looks like one way of saving grace now.

"I'm quitting the show right now." Chris said in sadness, looking down in defeat.

"We lost, you guys won, we were wrong." Blaineley said with a sigh. "The least we can do is plead bargain and give the jobs only to the princesses. They are better hosts than we are."

"And that isn't the worst part! Once that guilty verdict is announced, you know what they will do?" Discord ask with a sigh, putting handcuffs on his self. "They are going to invader Equestria! There may be unicorns, Pegasus, and powerful stuff, but even they aren't any match for the military and powerful technology this world has."

Hearing that alarmed the non-players, even the eliminated ones looks freaked out. They just wanted to punish Chris for what they did, not allowing their pony pals to get the blame too!

"No, no, we're going to lose big time." Blianeley sighs as she sit down in her chair. "We can't win, we may as well admit it."

"So may as well give you guys front row tickets, I'm turning into clue." Chris said in sadness. Hearing that made the players guilt-ridden and worried.

Bridgette: Looks like Chris is really giving up and throwing in the towel...and we're putting our pony pals in trouble. (looks down) And worst yet....it's too late to back out now.

The non-players nodded as they head back. As Chris, Blaineley and Discord prepares to join them, the pony host said, "It's nice knowing you."

"Well, folks, I have to say, we learned a lot in this courtroom today..." Vecrocity said as everyone looked up.

"But in the end, after witnessing everything, I feel the jury has come to a verdict..." Vecrocity said as he turned to Chris McClean's producers. "Jury?"

One of the producers nodded as he said, "We do find Chris McClean guilty... of hurting people and hosting illegal seasons without a permit."

"As for you, Discord... you and your friends that you listed... also guilty of the following crimes... kidnapping, transforming humans into ponies, keeping them hostage, and not coming to the producers for the idea of these new seasons, and putting people under endangerment in your world, you and your friends are also to be sentenced." The judge said.

Discord yelped as Blaineley frowned. "Wait a minute, I object! What about the rest of Season 2 of Total Drama Equestria?"

"We discussed it... and after careful consideration... we agreed to let that season go on... IF and only IF... you make this your last season in that world." The judge explained.

"As for hosting... Discord, you and your pony friends, along with Blaineley and Chris are going to be sent to prison with a high bail..." The judge said. "And if that bail doesn't get paid up in one day, you and your friends will be stuck in jail... for you and your pony friends, Discord, until the season is over, and for you two... life."

"In Chris, Blaineley, Chef, Celestia, Luna, Discord, the Mane Six OR Ben's absence, if they are left unavailable for hosting, the responsibilities for hosting shall be left to the Final Three of the last Total Drama Equestria... Bridgette... Lindsay... and Katie."

Bridgette and Katie's eyes gleamed with happiness as Lindsay, overhearing that, spat out the thermometer and took off the blanket as she yelled, "YAY! We're hosting!"

Bridgette, Katie and Lindsay started jumping up and down in excitement as the other non-contestants just looked up in glee.

"Chris, Chris, you should know something about me by now... I don't really care." Vecrocity smirked as he started to dial a phone number.

MEANWHILE, BACK IN EQUESTRIA...

"What are we going to do now?" Heather said as the five girls-turned-ponies-turned-magical girl pony heroes looked nervously at the monstrous Twilight.

"Okay, okay, remember that classic stupid whole spiel about the 'I know you're in there somewhere' speech some person always does?" Sammy asked. "Maybe Ben can try that from inside of Twilight."

"Good idea!" Ella said as she called out. "Ben, I know you're stuck, but can you try to convince Twilight of who she was once so we can turn her back to normal and get those jellyfish things out?"

Ben, overhearing this, nodded as he looked up and started talking. However, since they were outside, the girls couldn't hear Ben talking.

All of a sudden, the monstrous Twilight stopped attacking as it stopped, Ben was still moving his mouth from inside.

"It's working!" Heather smiled. "Girls, think we can use our attacks one at a time?"

"I got enough power for one more Kabong!" Sierra smiled as the girls nodded. "Let's do this!"

"Right!" The girls nodded as they jumped up and did their attacks all at one time, Ella with her mike, Heather with her sax, Jasmine with her triangle, Sammy with her tuba and Sierra, well...

"KABONG!" Sierra called out as she slammed the guitar right on Twilght's head as she spat everything but Ben out as she transformed back to normal.

As soon as the others recovered, they used the photon packs and thermoes to suck up the monsters as they all looked satisfied with a job well done.

Twilight gasped as she held her stomach. "Oh God... OH GOD, SOMETHING'S COMING OUT OF ME!"

Twilight then started running off to a nearby pasture as she was moaning and groaning, and then she screamed for her life as Ben's screams were heard at the same time. As soon as the screaming was done, Twilight was walking back, her legs a bit weak as Ben was walking as if being a newborn.

"...That's it. I changed my mind. I'm not mending that scar after all. I have a new scar I want to mend..." Ben groaned.

"...Experiencing childbirth in Twilight's twat." Ben groaned. "And I'm the child..."

Pretty soon, everybody was reunited as Celestia shook her head, with Bucky collecting all the thermoses... (and carefully sneaking off to get rid of them... preferably to get them back to their worlds).

"We like to thank you all for saving everyone's lives... though I'm sure it was not what you all had in mind for the day... I'm sure we can work around it..." Celestia said.

"Anyway, since the challenge is over... do you guys have any idea how many Para Paras you got... or who won?" Luna asked.

The three teams (including Heather, Ella, Sammy, Jasmine and Sierra, who have all turned back to humans at this point) paused as they shrugged, Cody saying, "No idea..."

Celestia sighed. "Okay, if nobody knows who won, we're just going to select an MVP at random. Sierra, you're MVP today, here's the key."

"Damn it, I told you I am not getting into that!" Ben exclaims to Amy angrily. "Ask again and I will cut your goddamn head off!"

"Whoa, Ben. Since when did you become dark?" Rainbow ask, stunned by his threat.

"Well, long story short, he got that from a Dragon named Fafnir when we went to the human world a second time to save it from him and three girls called the Dazzlings. When we got back, we had a...falling out, during which Dum-Dum, one of Boris's goons (who was behind the misunderstanding to split me and Ben up by using some necklace called the Hate of Eternal) pointed the scar out, and he got a severe beating." Twilight explains to the contestants of the game.

"Yep. And the second time was when we got our cutie marks taken by Starlight Glimmer. After she was exposed, Twilight was about to give one of her friendship lessons until Starlight yelled at her to shut up. Ben got mad, and Starlight insulted him by calling him an "Earth filth scar-chest."" Rainbow paused then spoke to Ben, "No offense, Ben."

"None taken, Rainbow. But I am still upset about those times. And I would've gone after Starlight, but luckily, Twilight stopped me." Bens aid with a sigh to Rainbow, shaking his head.

"We still don't know where she is, though. Last time I heard, she tried to make my old friends in Canterlot be part of her group if Flash Sentry, Sunset Shimmer and Lyra Heartstrings hadn't stopped her." Twilight said, knowing that Starlight Glimmer is out there, obviously plotting her next move after almost conforming her friends.

"An' we intend ta bring her ta justice.": Applejack said in determination. Hopefully the Mane Six can find that evil pony and stop her before she harms anyone else.

"Well, I still remember when we first met Starlight. She...kinda made me uncomfortable by flirting with me and flicking my collar. Luckily, I told her I was already taken." Ben said, uncomfortable by the memories.

"Further-" Celestia paused before she noticed the portal opening... and she had to say, neither she nor Luna nor the Mane Six nor anybody else expected Bridgette, Lindsay and Katie to come out with a list.

"Okay, everybody, okay, move aside!" Bridgette said as everyone looked in confusion.

"Bridgette? Lindsay? Katie, wha-" Celestia paused as Katie was starting to push the Mane Six into a portal.

"Hey, what are you-" Twilight started before all six of them got pushed into the portal.

"Oh, uh, Celestia, Luna, Discord wants to talk with you. Could you go into the portal?" Lindsay asked.

"Uh... okay..." Celestia paused as she and Luna went off into the portal before it closed...

MEANWHILE, BACK IN ONTARIO, CANADA...

As soon as Celestia and Luna walked out... they didn't expect to get jumped, collared and muzzled as they were all pushed into the van with the Mane Six, Ben, Blaineley, Discord and Chris as Celestia looked around.

"I'm sorry, Celestia..." Discord sighed. "We blabbed. We lost the rights to host Total Drama Equestria 2..."

MEANWHILE, BACK IN EQUESTRIA...

"Hi, guys, we're your new hosts!" Bridgette smiled as she, Lindsay and Katie sat down.

"What?" Rodney said in shock and confusion. "What about Chris, and Blaineley and Celestia and..."

"Yeah, your previous hosts and house guests, they're in jail back in our world." Lindsay smiled, as if waving it aside.

"WHAT?" Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo and Nyx said in shock and worry.

"Don't worry, they'll be released when Total Drama Equestria 2 is over... which by the way, this'll be the last season in which we'll participate in THIS world of Equestria." Bridgette said. "So we better make this useful..."

"We could... you just need to raise one hundred zillion dollars..." Bridgette smirked.

"WHAT? THAT'S EXPENSIVE!" Spike protested... as he groaned, turning to the kids. "We need to find Chef! We need to raise that money..."

"...in our world's currency." Katie smirked as the eliminated contestants, along with the non-contestants walked out.

"Well... until we find a better place to put our eliminated contestants, everybody's staying in the castle, as everything else looks too destroyed..." Duncan said as he walked in...

"Indeed... but we'll look into that tomorrow." Bridgette said as Bucky walked back. "Hey, Bucky, you're still the intern, right?"

"Actually, since I have the key, I think my team won! The Loving Youngsters!" Sierra smiled.

"Fine, Loving Youngsters is first. Who was second?" Katie asked, looking around.

"Uh... we are, obviously." Alejandro smirked. "I mean, as much as Trusting Geezers tried, they didn't suck in enough of those jellyfish creatures..."

"What are you talking about?" Gwen asked. "We obviously got second! Come on, you expect Alejandro to talk to believe it..."

"Actually..." Sammy smirked. "I can back up Alejandro! I counted, and we had more than you Trusting Geezers!"

The Trusting Geezers and Confused Flingers proceeded to argue until Bridgette, getting impatient, yelled, "All right, SHUT UP!"

Everyone kept silent as Katie pulled out her phone. Bridgette sighed as she said, "If you're not going to tell us the truth, we'll just choose who to eliminate at random!"

Bridgette, Lindsay and Katie nodded as they turned to Jasmine. "Yeah, Jasmine, you're gone."

"Jasmine, you're ruining the show!" Lindsay glared. "Now go join the other eliminated contestants and sit with them."

Jasmine sighed as she looked towards her team. "So long, mates. Good luck out there..."

Jasmine then went over to join Sky, Beardo, Dawn and Shawn with the other contestants.

"Yes she is." Bridgette said. "Okay, everyone, get some sleep, spend the night at the castle, for tomorrow a new episode arises!"

"How will our contestants fare? Will Chris and the others be out of jail by tomorrow? Join us next time for a brand new episode of..." Lindsay smiled as the camera zoomed out. "TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA 2: NEW VERSUS OLD!"

Later that night, Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Nyx and Scootaloo were going near the still opened portal as they saw Chef peek out.

Chef smirked. "Don't worry, I have some ideas on how to raise bail money... it may mean selling our shows' rights to someone else, or maybe we'll get a loan, but we'll do it!"

"Okay, we're willing to do anything!" Nyx said as the CMC and dragon proceeded to follow Chef out of the portal, in hopes that they could release everyone else out of jail.

"Okay everybody, it's time to clean up everything!" Bridgette smiled as she pointed to the ruins of Ponyville... "But ESPECIALLY... this place..." Bridgette then pulled out a picture and pointed to her mansion.

"What do we do?" Nyx asked as she looked at Chef, who was filing through a phonebook.

"I don't like to do this, but we need all the help we can get... and we, for sure... need to get a loan from somebody Chris and I personally met... he's not a nice person to cross, but we don't know who else to turn to..." Chef sighed.

"And as Chef, Spike, Nyx, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo try to get their friends out of jail..."

"So... what do you do in jail?" Celestia said as she was shaking the orange jumpsuit off...

"Girls, I have a feeling... we're in Orange Meets the New Black territory here..." Twilight said as everyone was looking out their cell door.

"The ponies, with Chris and Blaineley try to survive the outcome of prison... but it all comes down to a shocking twist..."

"You don't run the season anymore... so anything you want to do... I have to approve..." a mysterious voice said as everyone turned and gasped in horror.

"All this and more on the new episode of Total Drama Equestria 2: New Versus Old! Don't miss out!"

Total Drama Equestria 2: Old Versus New

by JusSonic

Episode Thirty-One: Buckyhooves Social