Walking the plains of Equestria... As a Spartan?

by Brother Uriel


Chapter 14, Home sweet Home...

After I put Emily's dog tag away, I walk after Luna, still carrying my hogs turret.

I can't believe I allow a displaced into my world yet again and find that one was pretty cool, and the other was a dick... Dammit, new shit to add to the ever growing shit list...

Luna makes it to the hog with me not far behind, and I place the turret on the back and the mane six with Vapor look at me.

"Did you... Find him?" With Twilights question, I shake my head.

"We did... But I didn't get to shoot him enough... Kinda sad now..." She frowns at my response

"We heard that small battle from all the way over here." I turn and look at her as she says that, and I grin under my helmet.

"Did you like the gun show?" I ask

She gets a scowl and I laugh, "Look, whatever you all think, I ain't a bad guy, some people can piss me off, but never fully make me kill them... Except that one guy... Poor dude... Broke his nose and a few ribs." I turn and hop into the drivers seat and look at them, "Well, you can hop in, or go back to town, cause I ain't waiting."

Luna hops into the passengers seat, and Vapor hops onto the back and grabs those handles and looks at me, "Can we just get going? I want to see your base!"

"We will we will, calm down." I look at the mane six again, "You gonna hop on?"

"There's not much room for us." Replies the Rainbow skittle and I look over at her.

"Course there is, you can fly, Twilight can fly, and so can Flutters over there, the rest can hop on next to Vapor and such."

"Hardly! And it looks so... Dirty! Do you have anything else you could drive?" The marshmallow asks, and I just turn and look at her, and she shrinks away a bit.

"No, this is my hog... My only drivable vehicle right now, it's Hop in, or be left behind... Pick your poison." I reply, and her mouth hangs open.

I look at Applejack, "You gonna hop in?"

"Course ah am! Why wouldn't ah? Ah ain't afraid of some dirt and grime!" She hops in next to vapor and Now I see Pinke randomly next to her... She teleported I just know it, but then I look at the Marshmallow.

"Well?" She looks at it before climbing onto the back with the rest.

I then nod and look at the others who can fly, "FOLLOW THE HOG IF YOU CAN!!" I yell and punch my foot on the pedal and speed off.

I look at all of the passengers to see them all holding on for dear life, and I laugh like an insane man and continue my driving.

-Thirty minutes later-


After an awesome drive and freaking all of the ponies out, I stop with a skid on the dirt and stop next to my bases hatch, and I see a very irritated looking Eclipse standing a bit away, the foals, yes, foals, she brought them, all of the foals staring at me and everyone else with wide eyes, except Eclipse and that little... Other pony under her forelegs, that looks at me with a smile, and I hop out and walk over.

"Hey Eclipse, what's up?"

She takes in a deep breath and sighs, "You left without saying anything."

"Well I had things that needed to be done and a base to blow up... And I kinda had civilians to save."

She looks over at the hog with the Princess, Vapor, and the Mane six then looks at me, "I don't see any civilians... Only the Princess of Night, that one pony, and the Elements."

I rub the back of my neck, feeling Acid there, slightly bigger now but I brush that thought off, "Well... They were taken out of the facility with another Displaced and... Well... He... He killed them..."

She stares at me before she glares at me, "You let other ponies... DIE!?!"

I back up a step but keep myself straight, "I had thought he would have taken them to my hog and then held that position... I was mistaken." I reply coolly.

She growls, "Do ponies lives mean anything to you?!"

I put a hand to my chin, "Well... Yes... All lives mean something to me and I rather protect them... But it was a mistake I should have thought might have happened."

She sighs, "I just can't believe you let that happen... You of all... Well... Whatever you are."

"If I remember I'm human... I think... Maybe... Fifty fifty."

She looks at me with an unamused expression.

"What? I'm serious... Fifty percent of me is human, Ten percent is a fan of daft punk, another ten percent is a huge fan of Warhammer 40k, twenty percent is spartan and the last ten is a mix of stuff that you wouldn't understand..."

She looks at me before sighing and shakes her head, "Fine... Whatever any of those things are... It's not why I came to talk to you."

"Oh, well, when I get the time, I'll let you see and hear some of the stuff I'm talking about, now, what is it you need to talk about?"

She looks down and scrapes the ground with a hoof and looks up at me with her eyes without moving her head, "Well... I need a bigger place for these foals and... Well... You seem to have a lot of room in your... Base, so I was wondering if we could... Move into it?"

I put my hand to my chin again before shrugging, "Sure, why the hell not... I see no harm to it... Except the place will have to be foal proofed, and that's quite easy."

"I recommend against her living with us."

"Shut the fuck up Serenity."

I get a sigh from the annoying A.I. And I nod before I head to the hatch and as it opens I beckon for everyone to come along.

All of the ponies and the princess hop out of the hog and look down at the hatch with tentative looks and I just roll my eyes and sigh.

"Alright, look, its not a trap, its just a damn hatch that goes into a heavily guarded underground facility." It doesn't seem to help them but Luna looks at me before nodding and walking down into it, and eventually, all of the ponies follow and I head down with them, but I stop and grab out some keys, and press a button and the hog honks and I nod and shut the hatch and head down into the depths.