Author's note- Alright I'm just going to come out and say it. Yes I know I'm extremely late on the updates and yes I know that this story is less than average at best. I also know my grammar sucks, and maybe after I have a few chapters written already ill have someone improve up on what I already have. Okay no more ranting enjoy!
It was getting a bit late after our visit at SugarCube corner. The streets of Ponyville were getting less clustered and Twilight and I were on the subject of magic and how each it effects the occupancies of Equestria. From what I learned so far Unicorns we're able to concentrate magical energy through there horns and through different thought processes can use it in many variabled ways. Pegisis were able to fly and used there hoofs to move clouds and also cause various weather effects via storms, rain, snow, and rainbows. And last but not least Earth Ponys I am having trouble understanding how the have magic unless they are consistently emitting magic which helps animals, plants, and other ponys.
"So than do you know of any other creatures that can use magic? Like for example Zecora since she is a zebra what does she do?" I catechized on.
"Well I thing that the zebras have the same kind of magic as earth ponys but not exactly the same. The zebras use the magic in plants to help there daily needs instead of more natural methods like us." Twilight replied
" Interesting. By the way were are we going?"
"You need to eat don't you?" My stomach immediately growled, those cupcakes are amazing but not all that filling.
"I'll take that as a yes. I think we should start heading to my place." She stated
"Can you buy a male a drink first?" I said jokingly.
"WHAT!" Said the mauve mare
"Gotcha!" I said snickering a bit
The rest of the walk not a word was uttered. Geas she took that joke way to seriously. Appon our arrival we were greated by books and paper, and paper and books.( There were ALOT of each), and a dragon.......
-Five Minutes Later-
"TWILIGHT HELP!!" Said a frightened dragon who was on top of the highest bookshelf
"IM TRYING!!" Shouted a frustrated unicorn
"GET DOWN HERE I'LL EAT YOUR FACE DRAGON!!!" Shouted a raging wolf
"I THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD IT UNDER CONTROL!!" Shouted the dragon
" Ohhh ya" she said under her breath realizing she had a fail safe.
"SIT BOY!!" Shouted Twilight
It's funny how gravity works one second your looking up at a possible snack and the next thing you know your face is smashing into the floor.Hard.
"Oww I think I bith my tungth!"
"You deserved that. If you would relax for a second I could have told you that spike is my assistant."
" you Namthed your peth dragon spike?"
" I'm noponys pet." said spike
" Okay are we all good now?" asked twilight
Spike and I nodded. We headed into the kitchen afterwords and I chowed down on some fruit, Twilight had a sandwich, and Spike had a shiny rock. I wonder what those taste like. Anyways Twilight escorted me into her laboratory basement and gave me a guest bed.
" Wolfy you'll be sleeping down here tonight I don't think I can trust you around Spike yet."
" What!? Dragons are evil!"
" Not really just grouchy."
" Tell that to my uncle."
" What happened to your uncle?"
" Fire lots and lots of fire."
" That explains a lot. Well goodnight then."
" Good night."
The next morning I woke up really early. Instincts made sure of that. Twilight was still asleep, I don't really blame her she was up all night reading. I was still locked in the basement since Twilight didn't like having the dragon turn into a chew toy. I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for that meddling Twilight. After a while I got bored. So I decided to play with the blinks light machines.
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" That's fun now what does this thing do?"
"{*^|>~{|*<[~*{+}%<*+[{<}~*^!!!!"
" That's kinda loud maybe if I..."
" WUBWUBWUBWUB!!!!" The machine started blasting
This music.I like it. I started fiddling with the other machines. This music was very energetic and jumpy.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS !??!?" And there is Twilight with really really red eyes
" Well good morning to you too." I said sarcastically
" It's not morning it's.." She looks over at the clock which reads 10am. "Okay it's morning."
"Sorry I was bored" I said guiltfully
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Uuuuuuugghhhh!!!Who is it now!!!" Twilight's said angrily
As she opened the door she was greeted by a white mare with a blue mane.
" I challenge you to a match to see who is ponyvilles #1 DJ!!!" Okay the moment of truth the most amazing thing ever is about to take place!!!
" No" Twilight says while slamming the door in her face
" Twilight I'm hungry." Says I
Then make yourself something to eat."
"I don't know how to make food."
"Ask spike"
"He is gone out"
" Well I'm going to bed figure it out yourself."
"But.." Twilight used her magic and threw me out the front door.
That is really responsible of you Twilight throw your slave/guest/dangerous animal out on the curb. Smart. Well lack of sleep does give ponies the horrible disease of "the dumb". I wonder if I can go and snack on some of the animals around the hut near the forest?
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Aaaannnnnnnnnddddd done okay I know it is a short chapter but I'm going to give you the audience a choice from now on. You can wait for long periods of time for me to update a long chapter 1000-etc. or you can wait a shorter amount of time for a short chapter 0 -1000.