What's this? An unguarded story? Oh this is just Simply Wounderful!

by Discorded Q


I have always wondered what those are FOUR.

and covered you nose with you hands, attempting to stop the blood flow. Although the blood has stopped flowing out of your nose, the flow has been redirected to your mouth. The blood overwhelmed your senses and made you quite sick. About to throw up you turned away from your monochromatic pillow and went over to the bars, you gripped the bars and made a chord of dings, the sound of puke riddled through the halls.

"Augh! You humans are disgustingly bad at holding your stomach." Discord complained, "It's going to take Luna forever to wipe it up."

"Loonah? Wut deed yoo doo wit loonuh?"

"I dunno," Discord shrugged, "see for yourself. Oh Lulu!" Discord called.

"Yes? My leige?" Came the voice of Celestia's sister. The tall dark equine princess appeared around the corner. Discord smiled, she continued, "What is it you have called me for?"

"She is now my submissive maid, I stole her rebellious nature, she's mine to do what ever I want with."

Celestia took in her sister's appearance, she had her colors drained from dark blue to dark gray and her mane ceased to flow and was a light grey in lieu of light blue. She wore a small enticing french maid's outfit. You're thinking about her now aren't you? Well too bad, she only listens to me. So ha.

"Lulu, our new guest choked on his own blood and vomited outside his cage, be a darl' and clean it up will you?"

Luna nodded, "As you wish my thane."

"At this rate I should call her Housecarl... or Lydia." Luna bent down to clean up the mess with her hooves, she had no intention to keep herself private...

Your thinking about her again aren't you, too bad she is over there and you're knocked out in your cage.
"Yoo munstr!"

"No Celestia, I'm a draconequus."