Mario and Luigi Equestrian adventures
(Super Mario-kun inspired)
Happy hearts warming and fourth wall breaking.
"HO,HO,HO." Mario bellowed like a jolly good red dressing character he knew for the time of christmas.
"And a happy new year!"
"Luigi," Mario said angrily "Its Christmas, new years isn't for another week!"
"SO, Its always good to be prepared," Luigi said to his Santa Claus brother. " Besides, why else do you think stores already have Christmas stuff after halloween?"
"Mamma mia Luigi, Christmas is only one day out of the year, Surely Halloween gets as much attention as…"
"Excuse me?" Twilight asked across the room "What was that holiday?"
"What was it supposed to be in Equestria, bro?" Luigi asked frantically
"I don't know I thought you were supposed to remember dates because you're so interested in history!"
"Well, Mario, I thought we were both told by Twilight to study up on these things!"
"so what, we haven't had any time in this fic to do so!"
"ooh hey breaking the fourth wall I see!" Pinkie cut in.
"Oh, Great Bro you just had to go and break the fourth wall." Luigi said
"Oh, why the long face Luigi? Breaking the fourth wall is so fun especially when you break desktops lock screens and other things like that!"
"I swear, I don't even know half of what she says in these moods." Twilight said in the background.
"Oh, Cheer up Twilie, You've broken the fourth wall once!"
"yea just to put your mouth back on, and even then I don't entirely know what happened after that. It just makes no logical sence."
"Um, Twilight," another voice from mario's pocket said.
"What is it Starlow?"
"I can say, that Pinkie here, just breaks every fiber of physics out there. No rhyme no reason she just does."
"Almost reminds me of how Paper Mario explained Lord Crump. Looking straight out into space just stairing blankly or with a smile telling random people past the screen not to blab a secret."
"Gee, That's my favorite way of fourth wall breaking." Pinkie happily skipped back.
"Oh…" Starlow moaned seeing as how Pinkie was never going to stop doing this well at least until this special chapter is over.
"Hey!" Mr. Author!"
oh, Great I broke the third wall… "what Pinkie!"
"How long is this chapter going on for?"
"I don't know yet. i'll know soon as I'm done writing it."
"Well, hey, mind if I hitch a ride to see how things are going from your perspective?
"Wait how the heck can.."
Hold on I gotta check My wallet Either I just got a huge bag of 20's or…
"AAAAH! Pinkie how'd you get into My wallet!"
"Easy I broke the fourth wall."
"and its quite comfy and warm especially considering the season."
'Pinkie could you just get back to the story?"
"Sure…" wait a minute I smell cupcakes"
"No! Pinkie! Those are for Christmas day not Christmas eve
"Just one Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase?"
"fine, one cupcake, I'm sure my family will think my nephew took it."
"Thanks."
"No problem."
"Now, Please back to the story."
"Okie dokie Lokie!"
"Pinkie where'd you go!" Starlow asked just astounded that Pinkie just vanished and reappeared out of sheer will."
"Let's just say I've got more Detirmination than Chara and Frisk combined." Pinkie looked at the screen and winked twice.
"Mamma Mia now you're bringing other series into this!"
"Well that's what this guy was going to joke his way in the next chapter." Pinkie said pointing directly at ME WHILE I'M WRITING(NARRATING)…"
"gee really didn't need that capitalization there."
"I'm new to this, 'fourth wall breaking' ok Pinkie."
"Oh, Ok." she said to me.
"Well, I suppose we've got some major fourth wall breaking to fix here, so Let's wrap it up."
Mario: "Merry Chrismas!
Starlow: "Happy holidays!"
Pinkie: "Happy Hearts warming!"
Luigi: "And a Happy New Year!"
"Hey what about Hanukah or Kwanzaa?"
"Mamma Mia another fourth wall breaker just like the author!" Mario said
"Hey don't point fingers here, It was you who started this all Mario!"
"Right, Well then, Mind telling me why this guy isn't animated like Me or these other ponies?
"You got me I got no clue!"
"I'm just a new guy and Let's just say I'm here to have some fun on the holidays." he said
"Hmm…" Mario thought "will I have to fight you?"
"Spoilers, Unless you mean for that cupcake."
"Hey!" Pinkie said "Hands off my fourth walled cupcake!"
"No I want it."
"No! Mine!"
"Uh guys…" Luigi interrupted its past closing here and how about you two just share the cupcake?"
"As long as its not she getting the frosting and me getting the cake." the new guy said.
"OooooooK!" Pinkie said with a devious smile.
"What
"you can have half of this cupcake." she said splitting it oblongly.
"YOU CALL THIS HALF! THIS ISN'T EVEN A QUARTER"
"Hey you're the one who said half, you didn't really specify that it had to be complete 50/50.
"IT WAS EMPLIED!"
"Mamma mia, getting Pinkie to share her dibbled sweets is like taking candy from Batman." Luigi said to Mario
"Eyup." A stallion of all things appeared just for a brief second then vanished.
"Mamma mai this is getting too chaotic…" Mario said
"whaddya say we close off then Brothers?" Starlow said
"Happy Holidays!" Mario and Luigi said.
"Don't forget Hanukah or Kwanzaa!"
"Or hearts warming either."
"A-and a…" Luigi paused "Happy new year"