//------------------------------// // The Polite Thing to Do. // Story: Equestrian Eeveelution. // by Symphonicdysonince //------------------------------// Eons. "Hey." That's how long I've been waiting for the seal to weaken. Or break. The humans locked me away for interfering with 'their world'. And It's all gone down hill for them since. They forgot the old ways, when human and Pokemon would work together without confining my children within those damnable balls. "Hey." And the company I'm forced to keep could have been better. "Oi!" "WHAT?!" "Nothing much." That infuriating demigod had joined me in this near black void what feels like an eternity ago. "I just had a marvelous idea." ".... If I respond, will you avoid pestering me for ten minutes?" "Maybe." I sighed. "Fine." This had better be better then his "I Spy" idea... "So, I've been thinking, since that's all I can really do around here because someone won't talk to me, and I had a thought. It just came up to me and smashed a gauntlet into my snout, the rude thing." I rolled my eyes. "Still, it had some merit. I thought to myself 'How much longer do I have to wait for enough Chaos to build up to free me'? I know I don't want to spend another eternity here, so I'd need a cunning plan-" "Get to the point, Discord." "You're no fun. Honestly, first Celly, now you.... " He grumbled. "Fine, fine. I plan on setting things in motion to make my return even easier if they stone me again." "And how does that involve me?" "Well, I'm going to be using some of your children to do so. They won't actually be any of your children, just their identity." "You swear? You wont use any of them in your schemes?" "Cross my heart, and all that nonsense." "Then I see no problems with it." I reluctantly agreed. I'd hate to be the poor fool he ropes into this... I let the silence grow between us. "... You would have still gone through with this if I denied you this, wouldn't you?" "Oh, most certainly!" "Then why bother asking?" "It's only polite."