Twilight Sparkle had came up with an idea to get Discord down. "Hey Discord, Tirek got out and is banning chocolate~" Twilight Sparkle said as she had up a photoshopped picture of Tirek in front of a destroyed cocoa tree plantation. The bluff did work on Discord and Fluttershy, but not on Mario.
"TIREK YOU TWO FACED SON OF A BITCH!!!" Discord shouted in his own Royal Canterlot voice as Fluttershy pulled out a bazooka out of nowhere. "It's time to kick ass and chew cucumber sandwiches, and I'm all out of cucumber sandwiches. Fluttershy growled as she somehow had on some badass shades on. Mario, still on the flying Magikarp, just shrugged off what the young Alicorn was up to.
"Oh well, Mario get you next time." Mario said as he and his Pokemon prepared to fly off. Twilight Sparkle was about to say something, but Smg4 had arrived and had a bowl of spaghetti. "Oh look, a bowl of spaghetti. Too bad Mario's not here to enjoy it with me, it has extra sauce on it~" Smg4 whistled as he brought it close to his mouth. Upon hearing the word spaghetti, Mario went crazy and hopped down to land.
"My precious!!!" Mario screeched as he grabbed the spaghetti. As the plumber was about to eat the meal he stole, Smg4 hit him on the head with a frying pan. "That was for getting shit on my computer dumbass. Now what and where in hell are we?" Smg4 said as he picked up Mario's unconscious body. Twilight pondered on what the two strange humans were talking about, and had an idea on getting Discord and Fluttershy back to their regular selves.
Twilight Sparkle cleared her throat to get the blue and white wearing man's attention. "Um, excuse me is that red and blue wearing human a friend of yours?" Twilight asked as she trotted closer to Glitchy. Smg4 turned towards the Alicorn and seen what Mario was up to. Smg4's eyes bulged out as he gazed at the insanity Mario had caused and seen Mario's Magikarp gotten itself a machine gun and shot everything.
"Damn it Mario, why do you have to fuck every town you go to up? I'm sorry about that, Mario had probably gave some mental patient some shrooms. Names Smg4, and yes this brain dead moron next to me is a friend of mine." Smg4 said as he introduced himself. "Okay, thank you for that. I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, and I'm sorry but could you help me out please?" Twilight said then sheepishly asked as she gestured to the Draconequus now carrying a machine gun.
Discord was still searching for Tirek when Glitchy threw a different mushroom at him. The shroom counteracted the other shroom and returned Discord back to his regular state. "What happened? Why is there chocolate twisters destroying Ponyville?" Discord asked before recalling what Mario did. Fluttershy was given a slumber spell by Discord while she was still an insane mare. "It's been one of those days. Where is Luigi at? Probably hiding like a baby." Smg4 said as he slapped himself on the head.
"At long last, my search is over. Humans exists! I have to show Bon Bon :D" Lyra said as she looked at the passed out green and blue wearing human laying on a bench. Lyra Heartstring giggled at the sight of the man, and was also turned on at his color choice. The mare nuzzled Luigi in his sleep and got him up.
"Huh?" Luigi said before Lyra pounced on top of him with a rape face. "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU Ow@" Lyra cackled as she proceeded to molest the plumber. Mario felt a disturbance when his younger brother finally gotten laid by a girl.
"And that's how we got here." Smg4 said as he was being held in tight grip by Discord. Twilight Sparkle tapped her hoof under her chin for a bit before voicing her statement. "Okay, if you used a Twicane to summon a portal, then maybe the cane can return you to your world." Twilight said to Glitchy, but an evil chuckle gotten everyone's attention.
"Do you really think I would let that happen? Not today." Smg3 said as he hopped down from nowhere. "Oh great, it's you again... What the fuck do you want this time Smg3?" Smg4 said before he realized something. The Koopa that sold him that staff had Smg3's colors on it and was acting suspiciously like him.
"Look who finally figured out Koopa's identity. Yes it was I who rigged the cane with my dark power. My minion was generous enough to help me, after I threatened to strip his shell collection. However my plan can finally be put into place. Oh and I must thank you for summoning the next step in my plan. Oh Indominus Rex come to me." Smg3 said as he laughed evilly.
"What the fuck do you want?" Indominus growled as it stomped towards the evil man. As it seen the group as well as Twilight Sparkle, it's felt pissed all of a sudden. The hybrid snarled at her and opened it's mouth, and inhaled all of Twilight Sparkle's power faster then Tirek ever could.
"How...did...that happen? I thought...Tirek...had...that...power." Twilight said as she collapsed from the drainage. The Indominus Rex had grown massive wings and a few of it's horns grew a bit. "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE UNTOLD POWERS, WHAT A FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A PRINCESS!!!" The Indominus Rex shouted as it spat a small fireball at Sweet Apple Acres. The I-Rex grabbed Smg3 with it's arm and placed him on it's head and flew off.